Piso Mojado posted:

How To Become A Successful BYOB Poster

[1] Just Relax. "Yobbin" usually means posting in a chill, mid-tempo style — perfect for newcomers to the forums! Even so, the pastel can be a little intimidating at first, so just take some deep breaths and post the words "Hello, Friends." to get started.




[2] Think Of Something Cool To Post. Once you start feeling comfortable, try thinking of interesting, cool, or funny things to post about. Sometimes the funniest posts are simple, but profound ideas.




[3] Manage your medications. Take inventory of the medications you currently take and follow the instructions carefully. Consult your physician or dentist to determine how to best manage your medications to limit irregular use.




[4] Stay Current. It's sometimes good to take breaks, but make sure you pop in every once in a while to keep up to date with the latest byob memes. Sometimes you leave for just a month, and when you come back everyone has weed rear end hats.




[5] Spread The Word. Share your knowledge of byob with your friends, family, or even strangers. You could even make a tumblr page or a cool song!

Bo-Pepper posted:

:/

dogcrash truther posted:

dogcrash truther posted:

dogcrash truther posted:

listen, man, i'm the good mod. I' m the one you want to talk to. If you gently caress with me, well then, I'm gonna get frustrated, and that's when they bring in the bad mod. He doesn't care what you say. He's just gonna beat the poo poo out of you and make you talk. And if you decide to tell the truth to him? He's still gonna beat the poo poo out of you, because he likes poo poo. He's a sick fucker who likes feces. You're just a poo poo pinata to the bad mod. So if I were you, I'd talk now. To me. The good mod.

Qwerinty posted:

i really like pickles, but they're tough to open. i'm intimidated by the powerful dog, and scared to ask him, but he's usually pretty cool about it, he'll give a short laugh and say in an austrian accent "only if I can have one" with a wink

Jimi Changa posted:

every september since i can remember, my grandma and i have gone to the u-pick farms and filled the back of the pick-up with cigarettes. it takes all day and i always end up smoking more than i pick. then we go home and can for days. gram's cigarette jam always gets a ribbon at the county fair

pig slut lisa posted:

EDITORIAL STAFF

alnilam posted:

alnilam posted:

dogcrash truther posted:

Whole Foods overcharges for cigarettes

quote:

me: u ever seen those commercials about risperdal, which is a trade name for risperidone???
bae: that's the titty drug. gimme sum.
me: it also cause diabetes mellitus type 2, tardive dyskinesia, neuroleptic malignant syndrome and a "small increase in the risk of death."
bae: i'm a die with big tittys.

treasure bear posted:

g0m is a byob poster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSEqKg3q42M

POWERBALL posted:

From the humble wooden table of Dokan

4/7/13 3:04 PM
List of pilot episode ideas - Temple Heights pitch

• Ando and Bhakti-Yana get into an argument over who is closest to Krishna. Han Me doesn't want to sweep the temple.
  
• Ando accidentally switches the regular incense with mysterious imported incense, causing Han Me to think he achieves enlightenment. Ando and Bkahti-Yana find him on the temple grounds singing The Thong Song. A visiting Christian missionary couple (Pam Grier, David Hasselhoff?) condemn the monks to an eternity of fiery torment.
  
• When Han Me borrows Ando's best robe to impress a nearby villager, everyone learns a lesson about sharing. Bhakti-Yana is visited in his dreams by the terrible and great visage of Shiva.
  
• During Rama Navami, the monks have a contest to see who can stay silent the longest, but hijinks ensue when a wise guru pays them a visit.
  

dogcrash truther posted:

Lil Cunty posted:

fig.1 two dogs watch in amusement as a wolf tries to eat asparagus

fig.2 a man with two hotdogs balances on a log

fema crisis actor posted:

there's a bunch of ron, qwerinty, and wd posts that belong in here, also lots from other people

dogcrash truther posted:

then put em in here!

bacalou posted:

i've hacked into their database, the dominos pizza tracker is mine to command. that's right its gone BACK into the oven

Ace of Baes posted:

*standing in front of uninterested crowd, looking around, talking to each other*

As....
*crowd goers start to look towards me*

A.....
*people start to tap others on their phones to pay attention*

White.....
*crowd starts getting hype, putting their hands in front of their mouths*



Man.
*crowd goes insane, starts jumping around, shoving each other, falling on the ground etc.*

Qwerinty posted:

i am he posted:

i choke on the fumes of mechanical beasts that man was not meant for, i look outside my window and observe the wretched wasteland man has wrought, i see michael phelps zoom by, i scream.

GEExCEE posted:

some people like Food Porn or like Housing Porn or whatever I guess but for some reason, Sex Porn is what really gets me going

Miss Psychosis posted:

SexPorn isn't actually porn of people having sex it's porn in that homogenized imgur way of porn just meaning cool pics of. Anyway it's photos of child's bedrooms in either Blue or Pink.

ron color posted:

Oh yeah, all right
Are you gonna be in my dreams tonight?

Love you, love you
Love you, love you
Love you, love you
Love you, love you
Love you, love you
Love you, love you
Love you, love you
Love you, love you
Love you, love you
Love you, love you
Love you, love you
Love you, love you

And in the end, the love you take
Is equal to the love you make

Ace of Baes posted:

make everyoen watch dr strangelove, people will see this movie and be like, drat, no fighting in the war room? that's ironic as hell, war is ridiculous, i feel like a real numbskull now for thinking that war is good, it's actually really silly, and not necessary

Qwerinty posted:

Gorge Gorge: a large pot of stew is dumped down a gorge. a contestant is at the bottom with a pot and tries to catch it. whoever gets the most stew is allowed to consume it. runtime: 11 minutes

Qwerinty posted:

brainwaves are exactly that: waves of thought emanating through your head. when you watch tv, that is filled with loud static and it makes you so angry you can't read posts or know the joy and satisfaction that comes from making a loaf of bread so dense it collapses in on itself like a souffle

TWIST FIST posted:

me: mom can i go watch a movie

mom: *squawk* mom can i go watch a movie

me: mom stop this isnt funny

mom: *squawk* mom stop this isnt funny

me: dad moms making fun of me

dad:

pig slut lisa posted:

you call me a pussy and think it hurts my feelings? idiot. i've been called a pussy so many times that it doesn't scare me anymore. i'm strong now. you can't frighten me. unless you call me anything besides a pussy, since that would be new to me.

alfred... posted:

lol...

Qwerinty posted:

lubbock isn't a town, it's a viral marketing campaign for the next mummy movie

dogcrash truther posted:

City of Glompton posted:

when I want to keep something safe, and I mean really safe, I store it in my claw machine

FartGhost posted:

frasier visits adolf hitler and they both try really hard to impress eachother. frasier has to hide wacky stuff about his life while hitler has to hide things like nazi symbols and his involvement in the holocaust