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Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Hi guys what's this thread about?

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Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

bowmore posted:

getting mafia swole

Two things I'm really bad at! Perfect!

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Poison Mushroom posted:

In, with apologies that I will never in a million years be able to read every page of this thread.

this but replace every with any

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Because I'm illiterate

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Asiina posted:

In fact I pledge to only ever read the last page of posts when catching up with the thread.

I don't know this guy but I like how he thinks.

This is a pledge I will proudly take.

I'll go a step further and promise to not read the last page either.

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

I refuse to participate in Ecco's evil, dare I say scummy, power grab. However, on my own accord I will provide the following information:

My name is Jose Miguel Jesus Valasquez VI

I began playing Mafia with Mafia 1 ran by kingcobweb way back in the year of our lord 2007 and last played Mafia whenever Token ran her last game.

If you started playing Mafia in the last 5 years I probably don't know who you are.

My favorite Mafia moment was when I, Jose Miguel Jesus Valasquez VI, was MVP of a perfect scum victory in Mafia 1 because it was the last time I was good at Mafia.

I want to reiterate that my posting this is in no way related to Ecco's suggestion that people post information about themselves.

Jose Valasquez fucked around with this message at 14:23 on Mar 5, 2015

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Token Female posted:

Jose V getting lynched in lylo in Harry Potter 1.
I was going to make this my favorite moment too but I couldn't remember all the details.

Just reading the summary I am once again irrationally angry at Women's Rights.

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Token Female posted:

Alasdair, I once told chelles that you were my brother to freak her out. It was briefly successful.

Use your girl powers to summon chelles to the thread.

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Anidav posted:

What if this thread is getting too much power and it'll hatch into a terrifying monster like Majin Buu?

Pokemon is stupid

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Someone invite Dragnix

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

windshipper posted:

EVERYONE GIVE A BIG MAFIA WELCOME TO SANDWOLF!

##kill Sandwolf

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Make this plurality lynch or we're never gonna kill anybody

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

This has potential to be the first game to ever go to lylo at 40 players left alive don't mess this up guys

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

I'm going on vacation for 3 weeks in September and won't be able to post during that time so I might not be around much for midgame

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Magnus Gallant posted:

OneminusOne wins the award for the most infuriating player ever.

Let me tell you about Piuro

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Jose Valasquez posted:

Let me tell you about Piuro

Also Lumpen

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005


and merk

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Poque posted:

taste is going to give everybody a N1 kill.

Amazingly only Lumpen will die

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

When's this thing starting

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Poque posted:

fill the thread with bees.

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Poque posted:

I would like to be a serial killer who is confirmed town by the mod on day 1.

This but also bulletproof

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Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Tremendous Taste posted:

I'm going to ask that any confirmation posts be held off until I send out every pm. I'll let you know.

Breaking my post restriction to acknowledge that you have now sent out all PMs so I can now confirm that I received my PM.

gently caress your rules, you're not my real dad

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