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Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

The fate of destruction is also the joy of rebirth.


Hello Auspol, you are all members of the Something Awful Auspol chat thread and you have decided to play a rousing game of Mafia.

However, no one is who they claim to be! Thanks to Web 3.0 technology, your personality has been switched with one of the other worldwide celebrities from the Auspol chat thread.

Unfortunately, the amazing technology of Web 3.0 has turned several of the Auspol personalities into homicidal raving lunatics (as opposed to normal raving lunatics), and now they lust for townie blood. Whoops.

Will Auspol manage to find out who has actually gone mad as opposed to is just a typical Auspol poster?

Nope

The Rules

- We are playing to hammer.
- Days are 12 hours long. From 9am to 9pm.
- Day 1 will start at 9am 8/3/15.
- No editing of your posts.
- lol
- Role explanations: http://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=Roles but feel free to PM me for any clarifications!
- lmao
- Posting about this game in the chat thread is a modkill.
- Deliberately posting after the hammer is a modkill.
- Revealing your role PM is a modkill.
- There are plenty more modkills but they're a secret.
- kill you'reself

As a final note, every role in this game has PERSONAL GOALS. These goals are in addition to your standard victory condition. If they happen, you get to brag about it and tell people how good at Mafia you are. Even if you lose. At the end of the game, all personal goals will be tallied and presented to the thread.

I would like approximately 22 players!

1. Anidav as CARTOON
2. Asphyxious as MILKY MOOR
3. Avshalom as XYLOJW
4. Bifauxnen as ASPHYXIOUS
5. busb as GWYNPLAINE
6. everythingWasBees as MATTHEW BEET
7. Fruity Gordo as ANIDAV
8. Gough Suppressant as TIRADE
9. Kat Delacour as SPLODE
10. Lid as SMALL KEATING
11. Matthew Beet as THOSE ON MY LEFT
12. Mills as TITHIN
13. Mithranderp as IRONIC WAR CRIMINAL
14. Plotterboy as HOOKSHOT
15. SKY COQ as RAPTORFAG
16. Splode as GOUGH SUPPRESSANT
17. thatbastardken as HIDDENMOVEMENT
18. Those On My Left as MILLS
19. Tirade as BIFAUXNEN
20. Tithin as AVSHALOM
21. XyloJW as THATBASTARDKEN
22. Zetsubou-san as GOLDSTANDARDCONURE



http://votefinder.org/game/auspol-11

22/22

Milkfred E. Moore fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Mar 9, 2015

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Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.


GET WREKT

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010



awww yeah I am IN ON THIS

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I knew the consequences. But... I cannot apologize. I will not. If I should apologize or feel regret, then everything would have been for naught. I will never defeat the scum if I do.


In it to NOT win it.



Seagull posted:

I choose to believe Asphyxious is just really dumb.

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

~chill yourself~


I would like to play

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.


meeee

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

Resurrected
Living in a lighthouse
The lions and the lambs ain't sleeping yet


I'm in! I can't wait to see who I get. And bonus win conditions! This is gonna be sweet

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

~chill yourself~


Bifauxnen posted:

I'm in! I can't wait to see who I get. And bonus win conditions! This is gonna be sweet

I hope whoever gets you can pull off the slow paranoid meltdown

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I knew the consequences. But... I cannot apologize. I will not. If I should apologize or feel regret, then everything would have been for naught. I will never defeat the scum if I do.


Also no way I'm not posting in aggravating pantomime caricature of who I get, word to the wise.

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

~chill yourself~


Feelings are going to get hurt in this game

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

The fate of destruction is also the joy of rebirth.


Asphyxious posted:

Also no way I'm not posting in aggravating pantomime caricature of who I get, word to the wise.

this is what everyone is expected to do

failure to do so will invoke a modkill

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

The fate of destruction is also the joy of rebirth.


see, when you think about it, being the moderator is the most powerful sort of vigilante role

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008


Yeah sure okay why not

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I knew the consequences. But... I cannot apologize. I will not. If I should apologize or feel regret, then everything would have been for naught. I will never defeat the scum if I do.


Milky Moor posted:

see, when you think about it, being the moderator is the most powerful sort of vigilante role

This will be your magnum opus of town killing

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013



You are all on some backwards time zone but this game seems really fun.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I knew the consequences. But... I cannot apologize. I will not. If I should apologize or feel regret, then everything would have been for naught. I will never defeat the scum if I do.


Also noticed which rules have been omitted from the intro

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013



Asphyxious posted:

Also noticed which rules have been omitted from the intro

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

strewth


hello i post in the auspols and am a mafia

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

~chill yourself~


Asphyxious posted:

Also noticed which rules have been omitted from the intro

oh gently caress

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



In losers

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013



I'm scared and I dont know why.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

"Joining us now from Rupert Murdoch's colon..."


I will play just so I can lynch myself.

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

Resurrected
Living in a lighthouse
The lions and the lambs ain't sleeping yet


Splode posted:

oh gently caress

I'm not a death miller, I'm a life miller

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

make me beloved princess pls

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

~chill yourself~


Fruity Gordo posted:

make me beloved princess pls

day shitpost gladiator more like

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

Resurrected
Living in a lighthouse
The lions and the lambs ain't sleeping yet


Is there a role for Soag? Can "dayfarts" be a power?

tithin
Nov 14, 2003

[Grandmaster Tactician]



Not in - sorry milkster.

Too much poo poo going on atm.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I knew the consequences. But... I cannot apologize. I will not. If I should apologize or feel regret, then everything would have been for naught. I will never defeat the scum if I do.


Fruity Gordo posted:

make me beloved princess pls

Yeah make fruity me.

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013



I wanna be Matoi Ryuko. He's my posting senpai.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



Splode posted:

Feelings are going to get hurt in this game

This why it's gonna be the best.

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010



BTW, Small Keating and black_tangled are at Golden Plains this weekend, and so won't be playing.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



quote:

You are ANIDAV. You're vanilla town.

Every time someone votes you, you must pick one of these actions. Undertaking all actions over the course of the game rewards you with your special achievement condition. However, you can only use one of these per day!

*vote for yourself
*claim nurse
*melt down
*claim lynch bomb

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I knew the consequences. But... I cannot apologize. I will not. If I should apologize or feel regret, then everything would have been for naught. I will never defeat the scum if I do.


Those On My Left posted:

BTW, Small Keating and black_tangled are at Golden Plains this weekend, and so won't be playing.

They should sign up anyway.

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

Resurrected
Living in a lighthouse
The lions and the lambs ain't sleeping yet



Modkill plz

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010



Asphyxious posted:

They should sign up anyway.

I doubt they're accessing the forums

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



Asphyxious posted:

They should sign up anyway.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

"Joining us now from Rupert Murdoch's colon..."



I can't wait to see what I can do next!

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



Those On My Left posted:

I doubt they're accessing the forums

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010




why don't you come for a drink and make that joke to my face

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hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



Those On My Left posted:

why don't you come for a drink and make that joke to my face

Gaspy made the joke, I was just beetsplaining it for you.

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