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Hello Auspol, you are all members of the Something Awful Auspol chat thread and you have decided to play a rousing game of Mafia. However, no one is who they claim to be! Thanks to Web 3.0 technology, your personality has been switched with one of the other worldwide celebrities from the Auspol chat thread. Unfortunately, the amazing technology of Web 3.0 has turned several of the Auspol personalities into homicidal raving lunatics (as opposed to normal raving lunatics), and now they lust for townie blood. Whoops. Will Auspol manage to find out who has actually gone mad as opposed to is just a typical Auspol poster? Nope The Rules - We are playing to hammer. - Days are 12 hours long. From 9am to 9pm. - Day 1 will start at 9am 8/3/15. - No editing of your posts. - lol - Role explanations: http://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=Roles but feel free to PM me for any clarifications! - lmao - Posting about this game in the chat thread is a modkill. - Deliberately posting after the hammer is a modkill. - Revealing your role PM is a modkill. - There are plenty more modkills but they're a secret. - kill you'reself As a final note, every role in this game has PERSONAL GOALS. These goals are in addition to your standard victory condition. If they happen, you get to brag about it and tell people how good at Mafia you are. Even if you lose. At the end of the game, all personal goals will be tallied and presented to the thread. I would like approximately 22 players! 1. Anidav as CARTOON 2. 3. Avshalom as XYLOJW 4. Bifauxnen as ASPHYXIOUS 5. busb as GWYNPLAINE 6. everythingWasBees as MATTHEW BEET 7. Fruity Gordo as ANIDAV 8. Gough Suppressant as TIRADE 9. Kat Delacour as SPLODE 10. Lid as SMALL KEATING 11. 12. 13. 14. Plotterboy as HOOKSHOT 15. 16. Splode as GOUGH SUPPRESSANT 17. thatbastardken as HIDDENMOVEMENT 18. Those On My Left as MILLS 19. Tirade as BIFAUXNEN 20. Tithin as AVSHALOM 21. 22. Zetsubou-san as GOLDSTANDARDCONURE  http://votefinder.org/game/auspol-11 22/22 Milkfred E. Moore fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Mar 9, 2015 |
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Asphyxious posted:Also no way I'm not posting in aggravating pantomime caricature of who I get, word to the wise. this is what everyone is expected to do failure to do so will invoke a modkill
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Mar 7, 2015 00:25
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see, when you think about it, being the moderator is the most powerful sort of vigilante role
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Mar 7, 2015 00:25
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PLAYER LIST IS CURRENTLY 1. Anidav 2. Asphyxious 3. Bifauxnen 4. Fruity Gordo 5. Gough Suppressant 6. Matthew Beet 7. Mills 8. Mithranderp 9. SKY COQ 10. Splode 11. thatbastardken 12. Those On My Left 12/22 DID I MISS ANYONE?
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Mar 7, 2015 02:31
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Fixed!!
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Mar 7, 2015 02:48
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15/22 zetsubou, are you in?
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Mar 7, 2015 04:07
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i have balanced this for 22 important note: i'm not sure what the word balance actually means
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Mar 7, 2015 04:12
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busb posted:hi whats mafia i'll play welcome friend!!
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Mar 7, 2015 04:15
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four spots left FOUR SPOTS LEFT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hAovTH_n8M&t=45
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Mar 7, 2015 04:17
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Fruity Gordo posted:##vote mills this is a serious game, please. day 1 has not started yet. voting is NOT allowed at this time as it contravenes the magical circle of mafia
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Mar 7, 2015 04:20
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TWO SPOTS LEFT HOLY poo poo
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Mar 7, 2015 08:18
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ONE SPOT LEFT IF WE FILL IT BEFORE I FINISH DINNER WE WILL START DAY ONE TONIGHT
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Mar 7, 2015 08:39
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1. Anidav 2. Asphyxious 3. Avshalom 4. Bifauxnen 5. busb 6. everythingWasBees 7. Fruity Gordo 8. Gough Suppressant 9. Kat Delacour 10. Lid 11. Matthew Beet 12. Mills 13. Mithranderp 14. Plotterboy 15. SKY COQ 16. Splode 17. thatbastardken 18. Those On My Left 19. Tirade 20. XyloJW 21. Zetsubou-san 22. WHO WILL BE #22? WILL IT BE YOU??
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Mar 7, 2015 08:41
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WE WILL START AT 9PM ROLE PMS FORTHCOMING MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON US ALL
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Mar 7, 2015 09:03
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Role PMs distributed. We begin in approximately fifty minutes. FYI, I think I worked out all the bugs in the software.
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Mar 7, 2015 10:08
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Additional: let me know if you didn't get a role PM.
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Mar 7, 2015 10:08
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Introducing our players! 1. Anidav as CARTOON 2. Asphyxious as MILKY MOOR 3. Avshalom as XYLOJW 4. Bifauxnen as ASPHYXIOUS 5. busb as GWYNPLAINE 6. everythingWasBees as MATTHEW BEET 7. Fruity Gordo as ANIDAV 8. Gough Suppressant as TIRADE 9. Kat Delacour as SPLODE 10. Lid as SMALL KEATING 11. Matthew Beet as THOSE ON MY LEFT 12. Mills as TITHIN 13. Mithranderp as IRONIC WAR CRIMINAL 14. Plotterboy as HOOKSHOT 15. SKY COQ as RAPTORFAG 16. Splode as GOUGH SUPPRESSANT 17. thatbastardken as HIDDENMOVEMEN 18. Those On My Left as MILLS 19. Tirade as BIFAUXNEN 20. Tithin as AVSHALOM 21. XyloJW as THATBASTARDKEN 22. Zetsubou-san as GOLDSTANDARDCONURE DAY 1 BEGINS
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Mar 7, 2015 11:00
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 NOTE: If I said you had a personal goal that was referring to a named person, it meant the character, not the player.
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Mar 7, 2015 11:22
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i have put a cast list in the op
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Mar 7, 2015 13:11
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Fruity Gordo posted:[Fruitypostin] milky put a link to votefinder in the op dickhead [/fruitypostin] IT IS DONE
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Mar 7, 2015 15:35
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Roleplaying is not mandatory! Providing you are making a good faith attempt to follow your posting restrictions, I won't have you
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Mar 8, 2015 03:10
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ONE HOUR LEFT
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Mar 8, 2015 10:00
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SKY COQ posted:##unvote  WARNING, THIS IS NOT MY LITTLE PONY RELATED.
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Mar 8, 2015 10:06
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A hush falls over the town. Everyone feels a bit... strange ever since they plugged into the new Mafia software, but there's also so much clarity. Yes. It's all so simple. They need to kill someone. There's truth in death, right? Of course there is. The town gathers around the man who looks like Mills but says he's Tithin. Someone picks up a cinder block. They use the cinder block to cave in his head. Unfortunately, once they piece together the remains of their suspect's face and head, they realise they made a terrible mistake. Or did they? Mills, the Tithin (omni-aligned leader of the Mills fan club) has been killed! Get your night actions to me!
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Mar 8, 2015 10:47
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DAY 2 The first night was not quiet. Evidently, someone has decided to figure out whether everyone is who they claim to be. Or, perhaps they just have taken the particular lesson from the mantra of Auspol - kill yourself - to heart. In any case, several people fail to return to the communal dining area this morning. Mithranderp (Ironic War Criminal, the third-party cult leader) has been killed! XyloJW (thatbastardken, the scum-aligned one shot strongman) has been killed! Asphyxious (Milky Moor, the town-aligned compulsive vigilante survivor) has been killed! Matthew Beet (Those on my Left, the town-aligned lawyer-gladiator) has been killed! The air is positively thick with tension and suspicion. Perhaps, someone suggests, we are all figments of IWC's imagination? The fear of this dire existential possibility crawls up your skin like a chemical burn, blasting away any attempt at coherent thought. Soon, however, it becomes time to vote again. One wonders why you should be voting to murder everyone without trial or jury but with Those on my Left dead you're not sure if it actually has legal precedent like someone is saying. Maybe it does. And the murderous looks in the eyes of everyone around you makes you keep quiet.
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Mar 8, 2015 23:00
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Omni-aligned meant they would win regardless of who else won providing they could satisfy their victory condition when another party won.
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Mar 8, 2015 23:27
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tithin posted:I have some suspicions on who's scum but it'll need to be tonight that I enunciate them properly as I'm working / phone posting today - as such can I get a pass on my gimmick posting requirement today, mod? I believe I met quota yesterday. Negative, you have until the end of this day phase to fulfill the requirement or face my benevolent wrath.
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Mar 9, 2015 01:18
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Those On My Left posted:
There are day actions and that is technically one of them. It's a mystery!
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Mar 9, 2015 02:54
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ANIDAV! Your continued attempts to pester me about the status of your posting restriction grows tiresome! You never had a posting restriction! And personal goals would be tallied at the end of the game and not a moment before. You never had a posting restriction until now, that is. From now on, you may not use the letters G R I or D in your posts, unless it is required to vote. Fail to do so and you will be annihilated.
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Mar 9, 2015 10:18
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Anidav posted:I was just asking if I met my additional condition wat.
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Mar 9, 2015 10:29
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PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE SUGARCUBES, OUR HOLY LORD AND SAVIOR RAPTORFAG HAS ASCENDED INTO PONY HEAVEN, LAYING HIS HOOVES DOWN FOR HIS FELLOW AUSPOL MAN ANIDAV! IT'S AN EQUESTRIA MIRACLE! SKY COQ (Raptorfag, the town-aligned pony savior) has been killed! Anidav has earned a reprieve! TWENTY FOUR MINUTES UNTIL DEADLINE. . .
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Mar 9, 2015 10:38
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No flavor because I'm really busy! Gough Suppressant (Tirade, the town-aligned rulebreaker) has been killed! The GM is so shocked by this that he reveals that Tirade's power was to force a reveal of someone's beginning game PM and wonders why he never actually used it! Night actions to me.
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Mar 9, 2015 10:57
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Also, the next day and all days from now on will start at 8AM because I have work!
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Mar 9, 2015 10:57
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Day 3 The sun rises. The one who claimed to be Tirade is dead. Someone else appears to have committed some form of ritual suicide, muttering something about the magical power of friendship. A great sadness comes over you, but you are not sure why. It even takes you a moment to realise something odd. No one was killed last night! Strangely enough, no one died last night. Weird. Maybe because of that, this morning in the mess hall, everyone is uneasy. It's hard not to think that they're all staring at you with malice in their minds. Discomfort clings to you like static charge. What bizarre and improbable string of coincidences must have led to not one person dying?
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Mar 9, 2015 21:27
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I'm staying quiet on the issue to not give legitimacy to Tithin's claims either way.
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Mar 10, 2015 06:39
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On the other hand, I present Schrödinger's cat.
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Mar 10, 2015 06:42
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About five minutes from home, is there a hammer?
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Mar 10, 2015 07:42
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So, on Day 3, Auspol faces a dilemma. There's a lot of problems - people are confused, someone is babbling away in what sounds like an obscure American dialect, everyone is suspicious of everyone else, and it's highly likely that people are being played by mysterious forces beyond their mortal ken who pledge their allegiance to Michael Bay. But that isn't the real issue. The real issue is that Mills wasn't Mills - that was just someone else wearing Mills' face. Auspol despairs at this injustice. But TOML has been acting strangely, hasn't he? Talking about ethnics and household maids and being strangely conservative about his politics while less conservative with throwing his money around. That's most unlike TOML. The fact that he killed poor thatbastardken (as played by XyloJW) may or may not be a point in his favour. But maybe, someone says, maybe we have already passed judgement on Mills. His body is dead. Mills, really, no longer exists. How do we know that this is Mills and not just some sort of weird personality shift within TOML's brain? Others say that justice is actually predisposed to punishing the consciousness of the person, not the physical form. Someone mentions something about teleporters and duplicates and murder and systems of justice. In the end, no one is sure. They still murder him regardless. Those On My Left (Mills, the compulsive serial killer third party) has been killed! Night actions!
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Mar 10, 2015 08:30
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Additionally: Someone's nerve has cracked under the pressure!
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Mar 10, 2015 08:31
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PMs cleared out!
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