AUSPOL #? - AusPol Celebrity Deathmatch Edition

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Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

awww yeah I am IN ON THIS

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 00:12

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 12:16

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

BTW, Small Keating and black_tangled are at Golden Plains this weekend, and so won't be playing.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 01:47

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Asphyxious posted:

They should sign up anyway.

I doubt they're accessing the forums

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 01:50

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Matthew Beet posted:

why don't you come for a drink and make that joke to my face

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 01:52

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

The market will decide the outcome of this game. For now, I'm off to watch Survivor.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 11:02

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Milky Moor posted:

Introducing our players!

1. Anidav as CARTOON
2. Asphyxious as MILKY MOOR
3. Avshalom as XYLOJW
4. Bifauxnen as ASPHYXIOUS
5. busb as GWYNPLAINE
6. everythingWasBees as MATTHEW BEET
7. Fruity Gordo as ANIDAV
8. Gough Suppressant as TIRADE
9. Kat Delacour as SPLODE
10. Lid as SMALL KEATING
11. Matthew Beet as THOSE ON MY LEFT
12. Mills as TITHIN
13. Mithranderp as IRONIC WAR CRIMINAL
14. Plotterboy as HOOKSHOT
15. SKY COQ as RAPTORFAG
16. Splode as GOUGH SUPPRESSANT
17. thatbastardken as HIDDENMOVEMEN
18. Those On My Left as MILLS
19. Tirade as BIFAUXNEN
20. Tithin as AVSHALOM
21. XyloJW as THATBASTARDKEN
22. Zetsubou-san as GOLDSTANDARDCONURE

DAY 1 BEGINS

Oh god.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 11:04

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

busb posted:

Mills you should join me in lynching yourself. It'll be the best present you ever got yourself apart from that rainbow coloured tea-towel pillow (note i've forgotten what colour it was and cbf to check)

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 11:31

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

I am opposed to the legalisation of gay marriage

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 11:33

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Splode posted:

I unironically wish you would kill yourself.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 11:34

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Mills posted:

Mills, I am keen to get your opinion on the Scottish referendum. Please enlighten us all.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 11:34

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Mills posted:

Mills, I am keen to get your opinion on the Scottish referendum. Please enlighten us all.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 11:35

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

##vote Mills

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 11:38

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Matthew Beet posted:

Is it illegal or unlawful, currently your honour?

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 11:40

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Bifauxnen posted:

If you could all just talk normally that'd be really helpful, thanks.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 11:41

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Bifauxnen posted:

Yes, that's very helpful.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 11:43

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Matthew Beet posted:

The Defence Rests

##vote Those On My Left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CmadmM5cOk
it's my favourite song.

Taylor Swift isn't ethnic enough for me. I prefer Consuella, my maid. She she knows how to spread the caviar over the saladas just right

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 11:44

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

By the way Matthew Beet I'm willing to paypal you $800 if you cancel your vote for me

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 11:45

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Matthew Beet posted:

Lawyers may exercise challenges.: $1,000 and you donate it to Avocats Sans Fronti�res

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 11:48

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Splode posted:

what the gently caress is this

go and jump off a building in the docklands, Melbourne, the best city in the whole universe.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 11:52

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Today I withdrew $50,000 from my bank just so I could rub it all over my body, which is very swole

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 11:53

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Today I had lunch with Bell Jar. It was fun but I am secretly afraid of socialising with people who don't make six figures.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 11:55

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Mills posted:

Having met Mills, I can confirm this is accurate.

Hi Tithin, I like your video game streams. Yesterday I watched one of them while my tattooist finished off the "HOWARD'S HOTTEST BATTLER" piece i'm getting on my biceps. I tipped him for his excellent work, and also asked him if he'd be up for namesearching me for twenty bucks a hit.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 12:03

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Matthew Beet posted:

Let the record show that I listened to this 13 times before work today.

Taylor Swift is a hot bird. I'd gently caress her. Not sexist.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 12:08

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Matthew Beet posted:

Let the record reflect that i've added 'mills' back onto my ignore list

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 12:13

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

It's pretty cool that you're all happy to hang out with me and play games even though I vote for the party whose policies would leave a lot of you starving and homeless

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 12:13

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Gough Suppressant posted:

Also Splode next time I go on holiday I might take you on as an understudy

at this point i'm reasonably satisfied that you're just splode's alt

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 12:17

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Zetsubou-san posted:

I'm Forry you Feel taht way but I do havve extemuating circumstancces you shoulF consider:

can't breathe

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 12:20

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Mills posted:

Once again, he was talking about three town players.

What a loving leaner

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 12:26

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Bifauxnen posted:

Okay, after this wealth of shitposting I'm going to narrow in on why exactly TOML (as played by Matthew Beet) is scum.

His record of whitenoise character posting should really speak for itself, couching everything in legalese to sound as if he's helping and being logical, but he's not really contributing anything of meaning. Here is where he finally starts getting down to some business about weighing in on an actual vote:

Note that he doesn't yet cast a vote this way, preferring to try and make it look like someone else's fault first:

But once he does cast a vote, he's eager to lie low all of a sudden, putting the brakes on his previous white noise spamming of the thread:

In conclusion, I would call ~~TOML~~ ~~Beet~~ TOML this is gonna be frustrating as my top scum pick for today. Let's see if I can go 7 for 7!

##vote Matthew Beet

This argument is so dumb I estimate its current fair market value at AUD$0.55

Consuella, more caviar, bring the saladas

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 13:03

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Bifauxnen posted:

I. Don't. Make. poo poo. Up.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 13:15

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

busb posted:

literally a million other posters in this game

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 13:23

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

tithin posted:

ladies and gentlemen of the jury

my

breasts

let's do it

let's have the sex.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 13:32

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Asphyxious posted:

It's only day one and you're already claiming patterns that aren't there. There's no question that you're working way too hard to set a narrative, and once again every second post in this thread is more white noise from you. Claiming that everyone is posting different when Anidav, Mills and Tithin are all posting the same as they always do is deliberately misleading and terrible, terrible scum hunting, even for you.

##vote Bifauxnen

As usual, my best friend Milky is all over it. He's remarkably cool for a prole.

##vote Bifauxnen

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 22:55

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Asphyxious posted:

Except when you're scum. But I guess you'd like people to forget that. You're again pushing way too hard to lead people on day one and it has not escaped my notice.

The Milkman is substantially more polite this game, he hasn't called anyone an idiot with lousy reading comprehension skills yet.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 23:14

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

XyloJW posted:

whole lot of sexual tension between milky and asphyxious lately.

I know. I still don't think it should be legal for them to get married though.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 23:15

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Bifauxnen posted:

I'm not sure if making Milky one of my exes would make things better or worse.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 23:30

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

tithin posted:

Strewth m80, you know that he puts more effort into his votes than that

when he's here

my bet is that Lid / SMALL KEATING is prohibited from making any posts that aren't votes

# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 01:10

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

##unvote

# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 02:14

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

We really need to agree on a way to refer to people. I suggest going with what Milky did in his OP - Actual user names in mixed case, role play names in upper case. e.g. Those On My Left (MILLS)

# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 02:58

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 12:16

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Asphyxious posted:

Wait IWC is in this game? What was I thinking?

Using the knowledge we have IWC is almost certainly scum so let's go with that.

##vote Mithranderp

There is no loving way that a player as careful as you only just realised that IWC is in this game.

##vote Asphyxious

# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 03:27

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