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Bina posted:So I made a cobb salad... ...yes, you did... Are you sure you're in the right thread?
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PubicMice posted:...yes, you did... Are you sure you're in the right thread? Well it's paired with the night's activities, and elaborately displayed with a drink in a glass. He should have added hot dogs, tossed some corn onto the brim of the bowl, pissed on it, then took the pic with a cell phone and re-instagrammed it 20 times. 2/10 Anti-food porn bingo attempt.
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Crow Jane posted:I sent that picture to a friend of mine who's a chef, and after being grossed out, he came up with the idea of a burger with Thai peanut sauce and shaved dark chocolate, and I'm a little bit hungry now. It would have to be proper authentic style not just peanut butter satay jar garbage. Like galangal and ginger and turmeric and all those delicious spices that make it amazing. I make it every so often. Speaking of which I know what's for dinner this week (it's end of semester and thesis week, I'll eat the same thing all week gently caress all y'all) 
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PubicMice posted:...yes, you did... Are you sure you're in the right thread? The only person that should post the food they made themselves in this thread is tiggum.
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Fo3 posted:The only person that should post the food they made themselves in this thread is tiggum.  .
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Hey assholes post about gross food and gross food accessories. I can hear your neckfat wobble when you post offhandedly about food you think is fancy (it ain't).  #wifematerial is easy mode. "not only am I cute and smart, I can cook too!"
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Fo3 posted:The only person that should post the food they made themselves in this thread is tiggum. proposal: a thread for pictures of unappealing food reality: a tender, flaky crust of hot dog Hitlers accretes around a robot seemingly designed to produce small screams of dismay every time its sensors detect anything at all
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Oct 24, 2015 17:31
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I saw this in the backseat of a car I parked next to yesterday.
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Oct 24, 2015 17:39
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Danger Mahoney posted:Hey assholes post about gross food and gross food accessories.  It's such low-hanging fruit but I love it for its implied hubris also, it's a fun sociological mine of information. for instance, did you know that ultimate wife material involves "cooking, cleaning and [can] squat heavy"? I did not.  
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I am on my way  not a drill!
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Oct 24, 2015 17:52
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bunnyofdoom posted:I am on my way Godspeed you king of burgs content: 
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bunnyofdoom posted:I am on my way Have you notified your next of kin? I can't wait for this trip report.
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VendaGoat posted:Have you notified your next of kin? None of us can. (Excepting maybe bunny.)
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Oct 24, 2015 18:01
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Okay sorry guys I got busy and broke my leg and stuff so I can't finish this challenge  JUST KIDDING NERDS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q2_9KkusJ8
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Okay sorry guys I got busy and broke my leg and stuff so I can't finish this challenge Nice
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Railing Kill posted:
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Oct 24, 2015 18:20
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Put a bit of oil in your pasta during and after boiling and it won't stick. It's not difficult, nor is it a mystery.
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I feel like I can taste it myself. And I don't like it. edit: Just want to point out that the video report shouldn't preclude a competing educational photo set of more choco-burgs Soul Dentist has a new favorite as of 18:45 on Oct 24, 2015 |
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Oct 24, 2015 18:22
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It's smaller than I thought it would be.
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Massive hands or a tiny burger?
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Okay sorry guys I got busy and broke my leg and stuff so I can't finish this challenge Are you a professional radio host? You are.....just admit it. Suck it BunnyOfDoom! 
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Man, I never thought this thread would produce something so amazing. Godspeed, GOTTA STAY FAI. 
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VendaGoat posted:Are you a professional radio host? You are.....just admit it. No poo poo. If you aren't in radio, or at least podcasting, you should get on that. Anyway...BRAVO! Above and beyond the call of duty! But... I'm going to say the challenge is still on for BunnyOfDoom. I still want to see the burger from the ad, the actual burg from the actual restaurant. And since he said he was on his way, we'll hopefully see that soon (if he doesn't die of a coronary first).
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MOTHERFUCKER. I am on my way home after eating it with photos. Mine was bigger.
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Yes, I'm in radio. It's a fun job. Shoutout to goon Keru for suggesting the theme from Burger Time. You're the best, buddy. bunny, you show us photos of that burg and I'll send the Ottawa Humane Society $25, too 
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Yes, I'm in radio. It's a fun job. Gimme an hour to bus home, upload photos tonimgur and write a post.
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(Please keep in mind in the photos of me eating, my right arm is huge not because I am swole as gently caress or because I'm fatty fat fat (Though I am) but because I have lymphadaemia in that arm, because my lymph nodes were removed 3 years ago. Yay!) So being a good Canadian Boy, I bought my Dad and me some hockey tickets for tonight. This morning, while I was sleeping off a molson hangover eh, my mother calls me up and asks that since we're doing hockey, if I wanna go for lunch with them. Me being me, I said sure, let's do the works, thereby being the perfect goon and having my parents pay for my mistakes and bad judgement. So we arrive at the restaurant, and I order a good craft beer, because I am also a hipster. Here is the menu.  To prove I am at the works, I also snap a photo of the table  Now, I thought I had options. I kinda wanted it with Elk, just to have a little fun, but was informed by our nice waitress that it was beef only. She seemed super enthusiatic that I ordered it. I would find out why later.  Anyways, after about 30 minutes and a plate of onion rings, the burgs arrive. (They cook from fresh).  And thus, me, complete with mustache I did not shave today, dig in.  And the bite!  And the hot rush of liquid chocolate, melted peanut butter and beef hits my taste buds.  Here it is, first bite taken  HEre it is, half eaten  Finally, the waitress comes back. Turns out, as the first person to order that burger at that location, I won a prize! I got to root around in a raffle box and I pulled out....  A free burger! Hooray! So, now, in the words of Big Bog "But how does it taste?" (Also "Metal Gear?") Not that bad actually. THe peanut butter, and lovely chocolate worked well. THe beef was well seasoned, the onion straws gave a nice salty counterpoint to the sweetness, and it was messy, but delicious. Would I eat another one? Probably, but only if I could go for a jog before and after. EDIT: Gotta stay Fai, good show. You beat me by timing, but at least I rest assured in my knowledge that I got the real deal from the ad, and got it for free. :salute: bunnyofdoom has a new favorite as of 19:54 on Oct 24, 2015 |
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Sodium Chloride posted:Massive hands or a tiny burger? I literally just made this comment almost exactly on the video itself bunnyofdoom: I love how I can detect exactly when your heart breaks in half in the photos. YOU DID SO GOOD, THANK YOU FOR FIELD TRIP!!
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It's a day for happy endings. Good job guys.
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Danger Mahoney posted:It's a day for happy endings. Good job guys. Are you  handing them out?
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Danger Mahoney posted:It's a day for happy endings. Good job guys. Melted chocolate and peanut butter and beef and fried onion mess everywhere! Great job, BunnyOfDoom! That thing was massive, would have taken me all day to eat.
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Kakairo posted:Melted chocolate and peanut butter and beef and fried onion mess everywhere! Took me about half an hour give or take.
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bunnyofdoom posted:Took me about half an hour give or take. Is there a tingling in your left arm? Any numbness in your face? Seriously though, thanks for the report dude. The picture of you coming to terms with the burger is wonderful
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VendaGoat posted:Is there a tingling in your left arm? Any numbness in your face? Nope. My stomach is grumbling because I overate, but other than that I am ok. Which is the saddest part of this. I'm gonna go for another jog before the hockey game I think....
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bunnyofdoom posted:I got the real deal from the ad, and got it for free. :salute: Nice! Congrats on the free food. Thanks for the trip report! And I'm sorry we did this. Maybe next time we can race eating a head of lettuce or something. I can still taste that burg, even after brushing and flossing. Also, I do have some big ol' man-hands but the burg was kind of on the small side. The lovely cellphone video does a bad job of conveying the scale but the burg was just a bit bigger than a Wendy's JBC. And certainly thicker, given the payload of chocolate and peanut butter. I found out the hard way that it couldn't get too big or the middle would still be raw by the time the bomb inside went off. Good game, bunnyofdoom. As promised, $25 each for my and your local Humane Societies will be on the way come Monday.
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This thread is magic. Also "CONGRATULATIONS you've won a FREE BURGER with the purchase of a burger!" made me laugh way too hard.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Good game, bunnyofdoom. As promised, $25 each for my and your local Humane Societies will be on the way come Monday.  This is my favourite thing that has ever happened everGridlocked posted:Hey who changed cash crab's avatar? I have limited irony detectors so I don't know if you are jokes or not. It was you, no?
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cash crab posted:I have limited irony detectors so I don't know if you are jokes or not. It was you, no? It wasn't me.
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