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CombatBonta-kun posted:I think I remember this one. Yeah, but I don't think were as good of steaks as they were claiming.
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I can't find it right now but I think the one with the limp leaf on completely colorless boiled chicken/fish filet (don't remember which) and loose corn also deserves a spot in the hall of fame
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Mar 3, 2016 20:32
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You know, I really wonder who the first person was that looked at a sea urchin and thought - 'yep, I'd like to eat that'.
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CombatBonta-kun posted:I think I remember this one. Yeah, plus it was all healthy because of carbs.
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AnonSpore posted:I can't find it right now but I think the one with the limp leaf on completely colorless boiled chicken/fish filet (don't remember which) and loose corn also deserves a spot in the hall of fame 
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Mar 3, 2016 21:58
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Is that an elm leaf?  Anyway, I'm the plywood plank she's using as a table.
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I just noticed the only provided utensil is a large steak knife. What a masterpiece. This ties for my favourite, other than actual literal goldfish and this one: v: True, meal redeemed cash crab has a new favorite as of 22:18 on Mar 3, 2016 |
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Mar 3, 2016 22:11
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The fork might just be out of frame.
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Mar 3, 2016 22:14
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The "I boiled this in the vacuum-seal bag it came in" fish fillet with the soggy leaf on it is one of my faves, as is this depressing thing: It's just so drat sad
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:Looks like it's french, going by the small-medium-large banner. And Couche-Tard is apparently a big canadian chain, so if I had to guess, it's in one of the more french parts of canada. lol fuckin Couch Tard
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Samovar posted:You know, I really wonder who the first person was that looked at a sea urchin and thought - 'yep, I'd like to eat that'. "He was a bold man that first ate an oyster." ---Jonathan Swift, 1738
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axolotl farmer posted:Sea urchins are pretty much empty inside. The only fleshy part are the gonads. So what we are concluding in a body-gonads ratio: Sea Urchins have the biggest dicks around.
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Holy hell you guys we have to put MREs in the thread!
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That sure is one way get your kid to never ask for a Disney vacation.
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Amazingly obvious joke.
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Gridlocked posted:So what we are concluding in a body-gonads ratio: Sea Urchins have the biggest dicks around. The animal with the largest penis in proportion to its body is actually the barnacle, which has been known to seek out and get it on with a partner on the opposite side of a whale.  + 
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Scathach posted:Holy hell you guys we have to put MREs in the thread! There is in-fact and entire thread dedicated to MRE's run by the amazing, iron-stomached chitoryu12!--> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3750036 <-- Sample from a Russian 24-hour ration pack he ate for our entertainment: 
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So THAT'S how currywurst is made...
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Gridlocked posted:There is in-fact and entire thread dedicated to MRE's run by the amazing, iron-stomached chitoryu12!--> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3750036 <-- For the record, yes. It did taste as awful as it looks. Any taste in "tourist's breakfast" that isn't salty is fat, and it leaves a disgusting film of grease on the inside of your mouth. In general, Ukrainian and Russian rations have been the lowest quality I've sampled. I will be eating a Polish one probably next month, and hopefully a Kazakh one as well.
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I'm such a fool. We're all such fools. How could we forget
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bringmyfishback posted:The strings are pretty much unbreakable. Far worse than stereotypical pizza cheese. Okay you've convinced me i'll buy some natto
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cash crab posted:I'm such a fool. We're all such fools. Cruddiest flower I've ever seen!
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Mar 4, 2016 03:22
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cash crab posted:I'm such a fool. We're all such fools. The worst part is I can't even tell what this food is, is it potato or something?
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Mar 4, 2016 03:37
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Chicken with threadworm gravy, my favorite!
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EorayMel posted:Cruddiest flower I've ever seen! My best guess: A mushroom resting atop boiled, peeled potatoes. This picture gives me such a visceral reaction of disgust, it's such a classic. I quote the wrong person, oopsie doodle.
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cash crab posted:My best guess: A mushroom resting atop boiled, peeled potatoes. This picture gives me such a visceral reaction of disgust, it's such a classic. I know, right? Who ruins their boiled, peeled potatoes with mushrooms?
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Rigged Death Trap posted:
I don't get why people like matè, to me it tastes like somebody wrung out a wet dog into a cup of dirt.
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:I know, right? Apparently Todd does.
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Wanamingo posted:I don't get why people like matè, to me it tastes like somebody wrung out a wet dog into a cup of dirt. If that picture is accurate, that seems like a generous way to describe what I'm expecting the taste to be
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If the new thread doesn't include our old friend I will be incredibly disappointed.   I can't be the only person who randomly bursts out laughing a couple times a month because the phrase "none pizza with left beef" worms its way into my brain.
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Mar 4, 2016 05:47
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none pizza with left beef is my friend
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cash crab posted:I'm such a fool. We're all such fools. I remember seeing this when I was still banned and really wanted to talk about it because I'm pathetic! I think it might be gefilte fish, like the canned kind, and maybe with horseradish on top. With a boiled potato??
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Pomp posted:none pizza with left beef is my friend Mine too. And I have a good number of examples for the thread, so look forward to the New Anti-Food Porn Thread: None pizza left beef. Unless I see something funnier in the morning.
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TheKennedys posted:If the new thread doesn't include our old friend I will be incredibly disappointed. My Steam name was None pizza with left beef for so long I now identify with it. It's still just as funny after seeing it 10000 times.
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iRend posted:My Steam name was None pizza with left beef for so long I now identify with it. It's still just as funny after seeing it 10000 times. Have I got something for you! 
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NotAnArtist posted:if we're going to get another tired food trip report I'd like it written like that one goon who reviewed a gas station burrito as written like the book of genesis Yo. rndmnmbr posted:And when I opened the seal on the green chile and bean burrito with "New Fresh Flavor!", the voice of the fourth beast did say "Come and see!" And I looked, and beheld a white tortilla, and he who sat on the tortilla was named Gastrointestinal Discomfort, and diarrhea followed after. And power was given unto it over the fourth part of my bowels, to kill with flatulence, and gall-bladder discomfort, and anal leakage, and fire from my hole. And lo, there was thunder made upon my throne, and a earthquake followed, and a third of the bowl became browned as a sackcloth of hair, and my anus leaked blood.
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Plinkey posted:Have I got something for you!  Dear god...
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Plinkey posted:Have I got something for you! I may get this for my girlfriend.
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