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Apparently it's Vietnamese honeycomb cake.
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Jun 20, 2015 03:34
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It looks like they made it with whole tapioca pearls instead of tapioca flour, though. All the other pictures of that cake look much lighter and fluffier.
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   bringmyfishback posted:I want this. Yeah I fail to see how that's anti-food porn. Code Jockey posted:This is too long for a username isnt it How about "Guy Fieri texts recipes while high on whippets"
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Jun 20, 2015 05:03
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This poo poo's delicious yo
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Humphrey Vasel posted:This poo poo's delicious yo
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Jun 20, 2015 09:08
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 Kentucky Fried Hot Dog. Spotted a billboard for this on my way downtown. Not too horrifying, on the scale of things presented in this thread, but, well. It's a thing. Should I subject myself to this one for your entertainment?
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Jun 20, 2015 14:17
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Why do you even have to ask of course you should.
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KillerEggplant posted:
The only problem with that thing I can see is the pickles. I hate pickles, especially fast food pickles. But I mean, it's a fried hot dog. It's basically guaranteed to taste good. It's not good for you but there's not a lot of food that tastes great that is.
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Code Jockey posted:This is too long for a username isnt it But not too long for your userpic text.
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bringmyfishback posted:I want this. I agree. I NEED this.
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Trip Report: The Harold Ah, off-menu ordering. Is there anything better? Everyone else stares at the menu, mutters "um I guess I'll have a number three," and that's that. Not you, though. You're hip. You're cool. You know something all those uncultured sheep don't. You know about something so secret and amazing that it's not on the menu--you have to order it by name (usually in a hushed tone so nobody overhears the password of coolness). You heard about it early one morning after drinking far too much at a house party. Head still spinning from the night before, you're helping the hosts clean up cans and bottles and one guy says "Hey, let's go get breakfast. I'm fuckin' hung over and there's only one cure. We're goin' to Hardee's." Everybody knows fast food breakfasts sound really, really good the morning after a long night of partying. It's probably all the salt and grease. Or, maybe, it's just being able to hobble up to the counter, mumble a number at the clerk, and be quickly rewarded with hot food for very little effort. This killer hangover cure that you have to be really cool to know about is called the Harold. What the hell is a Harold? Well, most of you are cool, so I'll let you in on the secret behind this off-menu dish. But, like, don't tell just anybody, okay? They have to be cool. According to the story that's been passed around for ages, back in the 80s, an old farmer would go into the local Hardee's early in the morning and order a weird concoction. Farmers are up with the sun, so he often encountered drunk and/or hungover college students fueling up after crazy nights, who would see what he'd ordered and ask for one themselves out of drunken curiosity. Eventually, the odd dish took on a moniker of its own, named after the old farmer who ordered it nearly every day. The Harold. This morning, I ordered one!  Uh oh. We've seen this before in this thread. It should read "EAT LIKE YOU MEAN TO SPEND THE NEXT FEW HOURS MAKING MAD DASHES FOR THE TOILET."  Jelly? Huh. What have I gotten myself into, exactly?  Hooooooooooo booooooooyyyyy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxrmbvFL4WU e: http://i.imgur.com/nDH6dri.gifv Plinkey has a new favorite as of 19:35 on Jun 20, 2015 |
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Jun 20, 2015 19:30
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:
I never liked sweet stuff with my meat. Ever. Even more so when I imagine the worker who prepared this for you that breaking out a jar of Smucker's jelly and getting half a spoonful of jelly out and shaking it out on your meal, obviously not giving a gently caress about their wage or the customer satisfaction. The whole thing is laughable, but may you trudge on, brave one.
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Murphy Brownback posted:The only problem with that thing I can see is the pickles. I hate pickles, especially fast food pickles. poo poo, I'll take yours
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Jun 20, 2015 19:39
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Literally spat out ''the gently caress is this embarrassment''
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Jun 20, 2015 19:51
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EorayMel posted:Is that four depressing globs of jelly or four overly ripened mulberries thrown on it? The former. They throw a packet of jelly in the bag because that's how Harold liked it, and that's the best I could do to distribute it evenly across the dish because come on it's a little bag of jelly Like most "unique" Midwest foods, it's pretty bland: buttermilk biscuit scrambled egg hash browns gravy cheddar cheese jelly Although it's only available in a very small region (you've gotta be within a stone's throw of Quincy, Illinois), it's something you could easily recreate if you wanted to by ordering a Hardee Breakfast Platter with cheese on the eggs and doing some re-assembling when you got home. That is, if you really wanted to for some strange reason. All in all, it was okay. I've had worse hangover food. I was apprehensive about the jelly but went for it anyway, and it ended up working out okay. It added just a little bit of sweetness that meshed well with the other flavors (primarily salt and grease).
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Jun 20, 2015 19:54
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Trip Report: The Harold How in the gently caress does Hardee's have even worse food on their menu
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left_unattended posted:
Australian version:  Meat Pies!
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Basic sandwich error on display here. How are you going to close that up? Stuff's going to fall out.PubicMice posted:
Fried cheese with spam? What even is that? Why?  So kids, which one of you asked Santa for your nightmares made flesh? Murphy Brownback posted:I mean, it's a fried hot dog. It's basically guaranteed to taste good.
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What is it sitting on?
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Tin foil.
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Tiggum posted:I ate about two bites of a Dagwood Dog once. I should have stopped after one, but I couldn't believe it was actually that bad, I had to double-check. Corndogs aren't the same thing as what he posted - it looks like it'd be more crunchy/textured. I've had some bad corndogs (the microwaveable kind especially), but I can't imagine someone finding them especially offensive unless you just don't like hotdogs in general. Also why do you people call corndogs dagwood dogs.
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Remind me to never get married.
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Tiggum posted:What even is that?
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:
I like blackberry jam on a sausage biscuit but this goes too far.
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Gridlocked posted:Australian version: I loving bet they're those lovely frozen four and twenty party pie abominations. As an Aussie, I have to love meat pies or I get sent to the spider-filled prisons, but goddamn if those aren't the worst pies ever. ...that being said, if they're doing that near me I may buy it just to confirm my belief that it's terrible. Are lovely fast food trip reports still okay here?
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:spider-filled prison Isn't this just Australia?
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Butt Ox posted:Isn't this just Australia? In prison you can't scream like a little girl and run away from the spiders.
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You know what would be good and wouldn't belong in this thread? A cheeseburger with meat pies as the buns.
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Clive Barkers kids hate Christmas for this exact reason
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:Are lovely fast food trip reports still okay here? I think they're fun, and nobody seems to mind them. I posted about a trip to Hardee's yesterday.
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^^ Forgot to mention, I enjoyed your Hardee's adventureYolo Swaggins Esq posted:
I consider them a highlight of the thread
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Piezza reminds me of an upsetting food I came across in New Zealand. Witness, a normal steak pie, with a slice of cheap plastic cheese inside.  Available from all good corner shops and petrol stations.
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Underwater Shoe posted:Piezza reminds me of an upsetting food I came across in New Zealand. Witness, a normal steak pie, with a slice of cheap plastic cheese inside. Um, that looks delicious and contains some of my favorite foods including steak, cheese, and pie.
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This was actually -less- horrifying to me on closer inspection. When I first looked at the thumbnailed image, all that immediately jumped to mind was, "Oh god. That's someone's placenta, isn't it."
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oh my god this pot pie i got at a loving gas station has cheap cheese and not aged Gruyère, heaven forfend
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Efexeye posted:oh my god this pot pie i got at a loving gas station has cheap cheese and not aged Gruyère, heaven forfend At this point I'm pretty sure if I posted a picture of my dick coated in batter and deep fried there would two camps instantly arguing both and against eating it. The argument would be about the cheese topping it.
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