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Am I late for the banana chat?  It's a banana split cake thingy. Tacky as gently caress 1970s poo poo, but it's tasty enough.
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Picnic Princess posted:So is the white stuff potatoes or something? What exactly is wrong? It's not really wrong, just incredibly tacky.
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May 12, 2015 22:23
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Desperado Bones posted:T-that's not an enchilada. You drat enchilada nazis disgust me.
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May 17, 2015 03:58
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The gently caress is wrong with you gringos?!!
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FlyinPingu posted:do Australians call ketchup packets tomato squeezies They say brekkie instead of breakfast, so probably.
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May 26, 2015 07:28
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One time I was riding the ferry back from Seattle, and I wanted some coffee. But, since it was the middle of the night, the little dining area they have where you can buy food was closed. With no other options, I was forced to buy some from one of the vending machines. When the cup came out it was half full, the coffee was cold, and it still had a bunch of little globules of powdered creamer floating around in it. If I can't trust a machine from America's best ferry system to give me a passable cup of coffee then there's no way I'm eating whatever it is that that thing calls mashed potatos and gravy.
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May 29, 2015 23:03
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Tiggum posted:Then again, it also says "Wedding cakes are frequently white cakes" and wedding cakes are fruit cake, so who even knows what it's talking about. I get that you're Australian and everything, but come the gently caress on.
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Jun 2, 2015 13:08
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:Is the top tier of wedding cakes not traditionally fruit cake in other countries? O.o Yes, and we wear hats on our feet and shoes on our hands. Now, foodenfreude.    
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Jun 2, 2015 13:34
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:Is freezing the top tier to eat on the anniversary a thing even? In their defense, fruit cake is supposed to be aged.
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Jun 2, 2015 14:07
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PubicMice posted:Real content: What is that on there, avacado? Doesn't seem too bad, just replace the bread with a bagel and you'd be good to go. Anyway,  
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Jun 20, 2015 01:33
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Chard posted:But can I walk down to the corner shop drunk off my rear end at 3PM and get as many as I want? No, and there is no justice in this world. Safer communities together!
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Jun 24, 2015 00:41
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Danger Mahoney posted:Good god, how you people have a lower obesity rate than America I will never know. Australia is second in obesity rates to only the US, and their numbers are climbing faster than anywhere else in the world.
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Jun 26, 2015 05:58
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Man, all of you should at least bother trying ketchup milk before knocking it like that. Who knows, maybe it's good?
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Jun 30, 2015 13:31
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Wanamingo posted:Man, all of you should at least bother trying ketchup milk before knocking it like that. Who knows, maybe it's good? Trip report: it was not good
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Jun 30, 2015 13:36
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McDonalds has had some less than spectacular food ideas.      
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Jun 30, 2015 22:01
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sirbeefalot posted:Not for nothin', but salad in a jar that you shake up when you're ready to eat is a great way to transport it without it getting soggy from dressing. I don't think they assembled these the same way though. With those things you added the dressing and such yourself and then shook it up. For the observant amongst us, they actually illustrated the main problem with having people shake their salad up in the advertisement itself.
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Jul 1, 2015 08:48
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Danger Mahoney posted:Jesus do you people put every single canned food on toast? Of course, that's perfectly normal. What sort of weirdo doesn't eat stuff like that? Oh god white wedding cake what is this monstrosity  
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Jul 3, 2015 11:14
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Picnic Princess posted:Is that bunched up wet toilet paper under the leaf? It's a paper towel, you weirdo.
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Jul 6, 2015 02:44
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Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:I think the leaf and lemons are for tea so the dinner is just canned corn and a diced piece of tomato If I had to say I'd guess that Tendales is right about the fish.
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Jul 6, 2015 03:05
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This is amazing. Anybody know what it's actually made out of?
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Jul 7, 2015 20:30
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Neo_Crimson posted:I found them selling Marmite in my local grocery store today and bought it out of curiosity. Even a "thin scrape" was ridiculously salty. This is, word for word, my exact experience with Marmite.
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Jul 22, 2015 06:57
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CzarChasm posted:That was actually my problem above the end product. That's not a recipe, that's barely a serving suggestion. Evolutionists HATE this one weird trick !!
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Jul 24, 2015 23:01
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Soul Dentist posted:Getting shivers thinking about how spray eggs are vegetarian friendly Eggs are vegetarian.
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Jul 26, 2015 03:07
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Tiggum posted:"Four'N Twenty" is the brand name of those particular party pies. Well, yes. Yeah, it's a children's rhyme, whatever. They know who their target demographic is.
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Jul 27, 2015 08:10
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FlyinPingu posted:still mad that something called "tomato sauce squeezies" exists. Instead of saying McDonald's they say Macca's, it's crazy town.
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Jul 27, 2015 08:16
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Pizza cakes apparently exist.    I can't possibly imagine those things are easy to cook all the way through.
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Jul 30, 2015 02:55
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Tree Goat posted:I maintain even good risotto doesn't photograph that well. You mostly gotta rely on having distracting colors when you plate it. Color does seem to help.  Now to make up for posting a picture of good food, have some bacon jam.    
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Aug 1, 2015 14:34
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Loomer posted:I don't understand how bacon could possibly be 'paleo'. A paleolithic man definitely could have put pumpkin in coffee
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Aug 1, 2015 15:11
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Crow Jane posted:I drink soda water with cucumber all day every day. I might give asparagus water a shot, but not for six bucks a bottle. Maximize your efficiency instead.  e: the juniper berry and lavender flavors also probably qualify as anti-food porn too
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Aug 5, 2015 15:00
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Crow Jane posted:I rarely drink flavored soda, but I would drink the hell out of all those. I may be broken. I mean, in general they're pretty good. Their cherry flavor is great. But drinking lavender? I just don't get it. 
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Aug 5, 2015 15:27
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Pastry of the Year posted:I'm willing to concede that, yes, a person can become addicted to eating drywall, but in order to get addicted to something, you have to actually do it, which means at some point a non-addicted person made a conscious choice to take a bite of drywall. The show's really less about people with strange addiction and more about people with strange OCD symptoms.
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Aug 7, 2015 21:10
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Rickycat posted:i've eaten chicken hearts so meh, would. I assume those were farm fresh, too.
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Aug 16, 2015 01:33
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Sir DonkeyPunch posted:what's the fence supposed to be made of? Chocolate coated hot dogs. You don't have those? 
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Aug 16, 2015 21:51
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The prepackages variety aren't the best, but it's easy enough to make your own chogs.  And of course for the person on the go, there's always the old fashioned cornchog. 
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Aug 16, 2015 22:15
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Aug 16, 2015 22:48
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Scathach posted:Yay more cake... oh, vegan cake. Vegan cakes can be good, they just need to play to their chocolatey strengths. It's probably bad because it's gluten free or something. Now is there an actual food porn thread around here anywhere? Because I got stuck looking at pictures of dessert dogs, and god drat. 
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Aug 16, 2015 23:04
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My Lovely Horse posted:You can't tell me whoever did those spikes in icing couldn't also have done teeth if they wanted to. Well yeah, but why would they want to? I think probably the best option here would have been putting them in and then coating them in frosting. That way you think it's fake, and when you cut into it, boom! Cake fulla teeth.
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Aug 21, 2015 01:19
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Plinkey posted:
And bread dreams, don't forget about the bread dreams.
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Sep 14, 2015 01:19
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I'm sure it's been posted before in this mess of a thread, but I just randomly thought of these old videos and figured they should be posted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIu3FHvmHh0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtvaX5rNEA4 It's somebody following some Sandra Lee recipes to the letter and explaining why they're stupid
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Yautja Philosophy posted:Peanut butter, hot fudge and chives on uncooked bacon? Looks like peanut sauce and a fancy dark soy sauce served over uncooked bacon
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Really, I think that shrimp flavored Maruchan just by itself belongs in this thread.
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