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QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Ignimbrite posted:

:catstare:

Something tells me that's not the first buttered oreo that person has had.

I think it's like, nacho "cheez" sauce. I'm not sure if that's worse or better than butter. Both are pretty :stonk:

E: f,b

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QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Is that a dolma sandwich?

E: gently caress, they're jalapeño poppers, aren't they?

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Sep 28, 2008

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American who loves marmite checking in. I lived with a bunch of Brits for six months and I got hooked. So good on toast with a bit of butter. :kimchi: The soy sauce comparison is spot on, it just tastes like yummy umami goodness.


E: idk about that pizza though. I get that it's just an ad but that looks like a lot of marmite.

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Sep 28, 2008

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ErIog posted:

5th Annual Minnesota Delegation Hotdish Competition:


I feel like such a dork. All this terrible food staring me in the face and all I can think about is that stupid alignment chart meme.

2015 Winning Hotdish: Chaotic Neutral :eng99:

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Sep 28, 2008

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Murphy Brownback posted:

It sounds more appetizing than what my grandfather does with fruit - whatever it is from apples to canteloupe to watermelon, he'll put salt on it (not just a sprinkle either, a decent amount). I don't get it.

My dad does this! I thought it was a weird Pennsylvania Dutch thing, but maybe not.

My dad also used to spread peanut butter on a slice of Lebanon bologna, roll it up, and microwave it for a snack, so I don't really trust his taste buds.

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Sep 28, 2008

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Data Graham posted:

Yeah, I was about to say something like HOLY JESUS WHAT KIND OF MEAT IS .... and then realized it's just pancakes.

Oh. All right then.

I completely thought it was an overcooked pork tenderloin, to the point that I started gaming out a marinade for dinner tomorrow night.

Also that ketchup milk is incredibly aggressive.

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Sep 28, 2008

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I have no bun, and I must steam

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Sep 28, 2008

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I showed my best friend a Masaokis video and she mostly just covered her eyes and dry heaved.

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Sep 28, 2008

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Pho aspic?

The other thing is basically how I pictured the Mi-Go.

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This is a trifle too far.

:v:

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Dodecalypse posted:

one time my parents took me to a KFC buffet in Cape Coral, FL when I was a kid and i puked in one of the sinks

I did this in a McDonalds in Charleston. loving apple pies.

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Sep 28, 2008

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I ate tons of rabbit in Greece, including for lunch on Easter Sunday, and yeah. It's goddamn delicious. Cows, pigs, and deer are loving cute too, but they're also goddamn tasty. Most mammals are good to eat and people are stupid about it.

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Sep 28, 2008

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Yeah, before going out one night, me and one of my college friends played four loko pong in the basement of the disgusting house I lived in at the time. She had picked up a case earlier that week. The smell of the blue overpowered the wet, musty reek of the basement so well that we were convinced we should do it every night.

The next morning, I woke up with a 5 foot tall Filippino dude (I'm 6'2) in my bed that I knew from campus that apparently got real up on me and kept yelling about wanting to "grab my dick" to my friends. So obviously I took him home. This never happened again after they changed the formulation. Although I also never played pong with loko again. So what I'm saying is 4loko please change it back Ive been so lonely for so long.

My roommate claims to have shotgunned one but I never fully believed him. He was really good at shotgunning though...

Fake edit: I just remembered the loving 4 loko POWER HOUR that we did for some misguided reason for someone's birthday. I can't remember if this was before or after the above incident, but the next morning looked like a unicorn murder/suicide from all the multicolored puke. It actually made cleanup great because everyone knew exactly where they had thrown up/what they needed to clean. One guy passed out in the bathroom and got peed on, and another guy and his future girlfriend threw up on each other in the middle of hooking up. I'm actually amazed that no one got hurt. This was all at a pretty small liberal arts school in the city. The state of higher education in America.

E:
The color definitely changed those years it sat in that can, it used to be pink as far as I can remember.

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This whole post is grotesque and perfect, but what the gently caress is this? A purple pancake? Why The gently caress Is it Iridescent?!?!

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Sep 28, 2008

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the colour . . . it burns . . . cold an' wet . . . but it burns...

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OctoberBlues posted:

Didn't IHOP serve something like that at one point? It might actually be a photo from a restaurant... Well, a "restaurant"

IHOP tried to pull this poo poo

Which I guess wasn't too far off from what it actually looked like:


I can't imagine the amount of pain this would cause my digestive system. There were some other horrors from that promotion as well, but this one stuck in my mind as the worst.

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Sep 28, 2008

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I will never understand the appeal of foams. They always remind me of this:



Spittlebug nymphs make a sappy foam case on plant stems to protect themselves. Which is cool but highly not food.

I get that it's the same concept as whipped cream, but the presentation is just so off. I have never seen it not look like a big plop of dish soap dripped onto the plate. Truly anti food porn.

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CakeSharts.

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