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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


Ain't nothing wrong with dipping anything salty into mustard. :colbert:

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Data Graham posted:

Please help me out with the translation of "Diabetická"

Holy jesus, do not do a google image search of that word...

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I thought it was universally agreed that frozen vegetables are better than canned, my mind is kind of blown now. I definitely prefer frozen, but that could be from the years of people telling me that frozen is better than canned...

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Almond milk is delicious and I would drink it all the time if I wasn't such a cheap bastard. (I don't know if it's more expensive than regular milk, maybe not, I just usually drink water due to the cheap bastard thing)

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I quite enjoy this channel for all of my deep fried needs:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCA7FB69499DB60D6

Some of it looks pretty drat good. Some of it... not so much.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Thinky Whale posted:

A casserole made with tater tots, cream of mushroom soup, and ground beef by cultists with a reality show. I bring you America.

I ate that exact same thing so many times at potluck's when I was a kid in Iowa. I think I actually enjoyed it because it was better than the similar dish that used canned green beans. :barf:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Boiled condensed milk pies are delicious, definitely not something for this thread. But speaking of pies, that does bring to mind an old thread favorite:


http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/paula-deen-savannah-high-apple-pie-recipe.html

That reminds me of mock apple pie.

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/mock-apple-pie/

I've never had it, but I am kind of a big baby who likes the crust and apple goo in an apple pie, but not the apples, so it's probably right up my unsophisticated alley.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Throatwarbler posted:

I don't understand this joke at all. Are you saying that it is common for White Americans to eat human placentas?

More so than you would hope.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

death .cab for qt posted:

If we're talking drinks with extreme garnish, my friend and I drunkenly concocted a chocolate-rumchata martini with a little extra garnish



garnish with an entire cosmic brownie

I'm surprised it floats...

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Yesterday was one of those days where I didn't have a whole lot of food, but there were a lot of cool sporting events on, so I didn't want to go to the grocery store.

This led to the creation of the tuna pizza.



It's just a Jack's frozen cheese pizza that I cooked halfway, threw some very well drained canned tuna on, and cooked the rest of the way. It wasn't bad for what is was, it tasted like a more subtle anchovy pizza (if you could get a frozen anchovy pizza), but it was still a rather shameful creation.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


My job here is done. :getin:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I think that is cheese in that picture, but it reminds me, bacon cheeseburger pizzas covered in mustard are delicious.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I actually tried this (if you can't tell, I like frozen pizza as a cheap/easy meal):



It was incredibly bland. The idea is decent enough, but the execution was pathetic.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I've been to St. Louis many times, but have never gotten pizza. I kind of want to try it now, just to see how bad we're talking...

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


That reminds me of this post in the Ambien thread:

Above Our Own posted:

Cooking with the walrus: I mixed tuna fish, green beans, and a heap of cinnamon into tomato soup and went on to text friends about how I was preparing food for the king.


Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Once on a vacation we bought a couple Little Caesar's pizzas before realizing that we couldn't fit the leftovers into the very small hotel fridge. So we just kept the leftovers in boxes on a chair and snacked on them for the next several days. I swear to god they tasted exactly the same on the last day as they did the first day. Which says a couple of things about Little Caesar's pizza...

edit - and a couple of things about me as a person.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

The Bigfoot was clearly the best party pizza, may it rest in peace.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

That's a really interesting article, but what's up with the ending? It's like it's just cut off in the middle of a paragraph.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

DekeThornton posted:

From the picture thread in ylls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooGLzqDGd0w

Although I suspect to most posters there it's very much just pure porn, food and otherwise.

I eat a package of ramen almost every day (I just really like it for some reason) - and I am not swole at all. Call me crazy, but I think Mr. Kali Muscle might be exaggerating how he obtained his physique! :downs:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Is this like that thing where someone posts a picture of themselves in an ugly people thread so they will get praise and attention?! :colbert:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Carry on then, because that does in fact look delicious.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I have heard people state with complete honesty that any state that doesn't border the ocean is the midwest.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


GMM food shows are actually fairly entertaining and many of them would definitely belong in this thread. This one comes to mind...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj3qoo750_I

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I find them amusing, but I have fairly low standards. I could watch the LA Beast eat disgusting crap all day long..

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I love the paper plates.

Based on the lighting, I think those might actually be plastic plates designed to look like paper plates. Which is somehow worse.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Reign Of Pain posted:

Chickpeas can go get hosed :barf:

I don't trust people who don't like hummus and/or falafel. :colbert:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Real best way to cook hot dogs

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Samizdata posted:

See, here I thought we were talking about pizza, and NOT fruit salad. I know, with your dirty floor diet you get them confused, but that just doesn't count.

Too bad, so sad, thanks for playing.

You are angering the pizza gods.

And what about dessert pizza, I think you could do magical things with raw cookie dough.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

bunnyofdoom posted:



Canada's answer to the Double down. It's called the triple decker. And I may try one for the thread.

If this thread turns into "goons try really gross fast food and post trip reports with pictures" I would be perfectly okay with that.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

cash crab posted:

This reminds me that I still need to make/show you guys the Jailhouse Burritos because they look like slimy versions of these squares.

I think I have watched every jailhouse burrito video on youtube, all in an attempt to chase the high of the first one I saw - that crazy Canadian dude.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I usually try to eat fairly healthy (or rather, I guess I usually eat generally unhealthy food, but limit my intake), but yesterday I ended up eating a days worth of food by noon, so I just said gently caress it and went all out. For dinner I made a triple decker quesadilla. It went like this:

tortilla
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mozzarella/jalapeno pepperoni
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tortilla
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mozzarella/jalapeno pepperoni
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tortilla
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mozzarella/jalapeno pepperoni
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tortilla

This was the only picture I took. It was delicious, but shameful.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Will a whole trout sausage? :barf:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BaAlqcIzUU

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


This reminds me, I will maintain until the day I die that the only proper way to eat a totinos party pizza is to fold it over and eat it like a taco. :colbert:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Data Graham posted:

Aside from the inch-thick pepperoni, sure.

But extra thick pepperoni is the best pepperoni.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Neo_Crimson posted:

Chicken is one meat you absolutely have to eat cooked through because the entirety of the US's chickens are drenched with salmonella.

Beef is fine and good to eat rare though, except ground beef.

Alternatively, just eat everything as close to raw as possible and let your immune system figure that poo poo out. So far mine has done a good job, it seems safe and reasonable to assume this will continue to be the case! :D

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Finally, the lifehack thread and anti food porn thread have become one...

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I like that Moo Tubes are either yogurt in a tube or beef tracheas...

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Anybody know of any really crazy poo poo in the Denver area? I recently moved here and I'd love to take advantage of being in a big city by finding some really disgusting food to eat! I see that Bizarre Foods did an episode here, but it looks like the best foods from that aren't readily available to normal folks... I did find one place that has Pad Thai Pig Ears, and for only $9! There are always rocky mountain oysters, but those seem fairly normal.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Bina posted:

Today is my birthday. :toot: Please post unpleasant birthday cakes.

My favorite part of the Iowa State Fair was always the ugly cake contest. Every part of the cake has to be edible, but of course look as disgusting as possible. Here's the winner from a couple years ago!

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The disheveled sheet cake — presented in a black trash bag — included moldy strawberries, rotten bananas and eyeball-shaped gummy candies that he purchased on sale after Halloween.

Tait chose blue frosting, and sprinkled rice on top.

“It looks like maggots,” he explained. “And then I added ramen noodles, to make it look like it had worms in it.”



Here's another!

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

It would be so awkward if you asked for a delicious friend of the family toe and got a brazil nut instead of a chocolatey treat.

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