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Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

Fox Cunning posted:

Man I've gotta say, that's a bullshit rule. Total deal breaker for me. I mean vegan is already pushing it come on.

That food looks great though.

That's because onions and garlic are near exclusively used to season meat dishes in Indian cuisine. So they're considered non-vegetarian by proxy. On certain holidays Indians will abstain from these as well as animal by-products.

# ¿ May 26, 2015 07:12

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 00:49

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

PubicMice posted:

e:The true face of Chicago

# ¿ May 26, 2015 08:02

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

EorayMel posted:

This thread and google image search reminded me of these things:

These were the loving poo poo back in 3rd grade. Wouldn't eat one of them today since I'm trying to make sure my blood sugars don't go overboard so I avoid diabetes but these were too good. MMMMM, cheap white bread sticking to the roof the your mouth!

I thought these were a cool idea until I actually tried one. The bread was soggy, stale, and probably laced with cyanide. The peanut butter was barely there and completely overwhelmed by gobs of super sugary (yet somehow flavorless) jelly. Despite that the jelly was probably the only thing that kept it edible since that much refined sugar can make almost anything taste good.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 09:26

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

I found them selling Marmite in my local grocery store today and bought it out of curiosity. Even a "thin scrape" was ridiculously salty.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2015 06:53

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

Helith posted:

Why is that gravy white? Is that usual for American gravy or is it actually sweet or something? To my British eyes that looks like a picture of lumpy runny cream on scones.

It's not the "standard" here but white gravy is a thing, and is made with cream and has chunks of sausage in it. It's not sweet, is actually pretty good on biscuits if properly done.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 07:02

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

tribbledirigible posted:

Why stop with cake and ice cream? Throw some tiramisu on there, and maybe some creme brulee. Basically, I want a dessert version of this:

I just noticed there's a smaller Bloody Mary on top of that Bloody Mary.

e: f;b

# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 00:39

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

Dewgy posted:

More soda-chat, Aldi apparently just removed artificial coloring from their orange soda, grape soda, and mountain-dew-alikes.

Neat, like Crystal Pepsi! That should be fu-

What's the big deal? It just looks like your average lemon soda.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 22:20

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

I thought it was a funky kind of sea urchin roe.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 20:12

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

death .cab for qt posted:

goddammit this is not how you make corndogs

# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 22:39

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

cash crab posted:

Nothing goes in root beer because root beer is garbage

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 18:52

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

I've had this before, but with homemade Shami Kebabs that probably tasted way better than reheated slider patties.

Looked about as sad though.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 02:52

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

Carrots also have a lot of sugar in them, making them pretty unhealthy compared to other vegetables.

Because of this, don't feed your pet rabbit carrots. That's basically the equivalent of eating a king sized candy bar everyday.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 05:21

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

Tiberius Thyben posted:

KFC is terrible and anti food porn.

I once got a KFC biscuit that was burnt on the outside but somehow raw on the inside.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 02:16

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

Who the gently caress puts green beans and corn in chilli?

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 03:48

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

cash crab posted:

Amateurs, usually.

Anyway, this is probably delicious but i can't stop laughing

These are from a place called Skyline Chilli and it is the bomb. They put cinnamon and nutmeg in their chilli and it somehow ends up tasting like Indian Goat Curry (which is also the bomb).

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 03:56

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

Lutefisk is one of the handful of foods that is actively horrifying to me, and yet it's not at the bottom of that list.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 20:02

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

AlbieQuirky posted:

Lou Malnati's serves that, and although it's a coronary on a plate, it's tastier than almost every gluten-free crusted pizza I've ever eaten.

Since when? My locak Lou's doesn't have this. :argh:

# ¿ Aug 15, 2015 03:08

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

In Vietnam, they can bring out live cobras and cut out its heart right in front of you, then serve it to you fresh and still beating. :black101:

# ¿ Aug 16, 2015 00:21

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

Dodecalypse posted:

tbh meat is kinda pointless to eat in general, cooked or not.

It isn't even good. The spices are what makes it taste like something.

Someone hasn't had a good steak, or some nice wild caught salmon.

Or is a filthy vegetarian.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 03:29

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

Scathach posted:

Crap, now I want a fried cali roll.

You disgust me.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 04:40

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

titties posted:

If there was one of those $20 all-you-can-eat sushi places nearby and they had that on the menu I would pound about 40 of those, they look amazing

They don't taste amazing.

I've had them once, and the thing about sushi is that it's about subtle flavors. A bit of soy sauce should be the strongest flavor there and never enough to coverup the taste of the fish and rice. Deep frying sushi destroys all of this and all you end up tasting is batter, mushiness, and whatever sauces they decide to put on top.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 04:55

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Would (get a better camera).

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

but explain the other pink thing

Looks like a BBQ'd chicken leg+thigh.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 04:05

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

reformed bad troll posted:

This is why Scotland is the greatest country in the world. A Friday night "Munchy Box".

I gained a named for myself in TRP last year for eating many of these.

I am still alive but also braindead

Would except for the fries. Those are some sad lookin' spuds.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 16:44

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

DarkHamsterlord posted:

Where's that bingo card?

# ¿ Aug 24, 2015 05:35

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

Way back when McDonald's sold chilli cheese burgers as promotion with the Olympics, I think?

Would when I was 12. Still would.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2015 07:23

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

DicktheCat posted:

Well, I don't need you anyway.

But no, seriously, I knew it was a bomb when I dropped it. I will eat pizza, I just don't think it's the perfect food like everyone else. White and barbecue pizza are respectively ones I actually have an affection for. Just not a huge fan of traditional red-sauced pizza, so I either tend to say I don't like it, or (as I do when in a group wanting to get it) just suck it up and eat it.

The horror I get when I admit I don't really like pizza is both really funny and amazing to me. My tastebuds might be broken, though. I was raised by a woman with no sense of smell, and thus, little taste.

E: Pizza Lenin would either be a good username or band name.

More than your tastebuds are broken. :catstare:

# ¿ Aug 26, 2015 04:21

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

"I don't like pizza" is like saying"I don't like food"

Pizza is just a delivery system of whatever toppings you enjoy

Or no toppings at all, and just enjoying delicious cheese and a fine crust.

Seriously, pizza is the most versatile food in existence next to the sandwich. Saying you hate all of it is like saying you hate Chinese food, because your experience with it is limited and lovely.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2015 05:26

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

From the White Trash thread.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2015 21:40

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

Gridlocked posted:

I searched #WifeMaterial on Twitter:

Dono who the gently caress eats potato with burnt pancakes. And could that be slices of Kraft Singles? It looks very orange.

Those are bell peppers you dingus.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 03:57

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

pandaK posted:

The last time I drank an energy drink was to in hopes of getting hopped up for a graveyard shift and all it did was make me nauseous for 24 hours and also actually made me sleepier. Thanks 5 Hour Energy.

1. 5-hour energy is bad and doesn't work.

2. How much caffeine do you take on average? Your body's probably not used to all those stims at once.

I had a similar reaction to you when I first drank and energy drink, now I can drink 16 oz of Red Bull and then go to sleep afterwards. :shepface:

# ¿ Aug 29, 2015 02:57

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

I love how a bunch of people assumed it was real because, let's face it, we've seen much worse in this thread.

We've hit Poe's Law of Food.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 07:53

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

RareAcumen posted:

It's only a matter of time before Doritos end up in things that they were never meant to be involved with.

Like Reese's Dorito cups. Or the KFC Double Dorito Down.

Things can only go up from here.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 07:58

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

Uhn posted:

Out of all this, it's eating hotpockets with a spoon that gets me. Why?

# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 03:35

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

bunnyofdoom posted:

Pretty sure that was Vilepilot who was legit mentally ill. ARound the 3k mark he started issuing death threats against Lowtax's family.

Kyoon's up there too, and most recently JonPop seems to be trying for that throne.

They're also both mentally ill.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2015 00:30

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

Chicken is one meat you absolutely have to eat cooked through because the entirety of the US's chickens are drenched with salmonella.

Beef is fine and good to eat rare though, except ground beef.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2015 22:12

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

Sir DonkeyPunch posted:

I think this is pretty old, but a friend posted it on Facebook, thought you guys might enjoy...

Is your friend trying for a spot on Epic Meal Time?

By the way, that channel is loaded to the gills with AFP, worth watching if you have a high tolerance for Dudebro-ism.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2015 23:42

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

Captain Novolin posted:

burn texas to the ground

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 07:54

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

Baldbeard posted:

Ahhh!
Neck-fungus burgers.

Those looked good until you said this. gently caress you! :argh:

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 16:46

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

Semisponge posted:

Can anyone explain why people act like ketchup on hot dogs is the worst thing since beans in chili? I don't get it, what's wrong with using your condiment of choice.

1. Ketchup is a bad sauce that is bad on most things. 2. Tradition, you don't go to Chicago and put ketchup on hotdogs, you just don't.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 02:07

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 00:49

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

KFC Chicken tastes like cardboard but their mashed potatoes & gravy is forever a guilty pleasure of mine.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2015 05:44

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