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DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

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Senior Scarybagels posted:

it could be a post your favorite onion pic.

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DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

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How to cook a steak right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eHFhaocni0

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Sep 2, 2011

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GrandMaster posted:

Yes there are, and they are there for good reason you damned heathens..

According to the rules proposed by the Associazione Vera Pizza Napoletana,[2] the genuine Neapolitan pizza dough consists of wheat flour (type 0 or 00, or a mixture of both), natural Neapolitan yeast or brewer's yeast, salt and water. For proper results, strong flour with high protein content (as used for bread-making rather than cakes) must be used. The dough must be kneaded by hand or with a low-speed mixer. After the rising process, the dough must be formed by hand without the help of a rolling pin or other machine, and may be no more than 3 millimeters (0.12 in) thick. The pizza must be baked for 60–90 seconds in a 485 °C (905 °F) stone oven with an oak-wood fire.[3] When cooked, it should be soft, elastic, tender and fragrant. There are three official variants: pizza marinara, which is made with tomato, garlic, oregano and extra virgin olive oil, pizza Margherita, made with tomato, sliced mozzarella, basil and extra-virgin olive oil, and pizza Margherita extra made with tomato, mozzarella from Campania in fillets, basil and extra virgin olive oil. The pizza napoletana is a Traditional Speciality Guaranteed (Specialità Tradizionale Garantita, STG) product in Europe.[4][5]

When Italians stop living of benefits from us here in Northern Europe and learn how to run a functioning society I might start to pay attention to how they prepare warm sandwiches, until then they can gently caress right off.

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

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From the picture thread in ylls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooGLzqDGd0w

Although I suspect to most posters there it's very much just pure porn, food and otherwise.

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

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I might have missed this brilliant Instagram-account has been posted in this thread before, but it's hilarious and sure fits in many ways.

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Sep 2, 2011

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drrockso20 posted:

Cause a lot of people are squeamish about bugs

Bugs, eh?



Beef tartare with ants at Noma in Copenhagen

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

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pookel posted:

In case it isn't obvious from the picture, those are LIVE ants.

Actually I don't think they are. They have served live ants in other dishes, but I don't think that is one of them.

Either way, I'd love to try it. I'm fairly sure it's delicious.

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

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Well, seems like this thread is on the ball when it comes to the future of fine dining.

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Sep 2, 2011

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axolotl farmer posted:

^^^^^^^

Falukorv and bechamel elbow macaroni. :sweden:

it's a 1970s school lunch type of dish.

And it's generally a pretty ok and innoffensive dish. Child friendly comfort food. However the creamed macaroni in that picture must be the saddest example of the dish I've ever seen.

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

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Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

Head cheese, mustard, jizzed fig

It's not a fig, it's a caper berry, which is simply just a caper allowed to grow large. They are pretty tasy, in the right context. I'm unsure if whatever that aspic thing is is such a context though.

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Sep 2, 2011

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NLJP posted:

You can see the fork for scale on the left, it's definitely wholegrain mustard. Not sure what the gelatin stuff is but it looks like it might be some kind of herring? That caper berry is way bigger than any I've seen though.

It looks like some form of chicken terrine. Flavour wise it probably works well with mustard and capers, as long as you can stand the gelatin.

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Sep 2, 2011

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Wanamingo posted:

This is amazing.

Anybody know what it's actually made out of?

Pure spite.

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

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This kind of suits this thread, although I'd gladly eat at least half the stuff they make.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K3LO9H_Yq0

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Sep 2, 2011

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AlbieQuirky posted:

I thought my grandmother was the only person who ate baked-bean sandwiches. At least she didn't put mayo on them.

The entire nation of Great Britain is raised on a diet of baked beans on toast, eaten in a drab apartment in a council estate on a rainy sunday.

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

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Neo_Crimson posted:

Lutefisk is one of the handful of foods that is actively horrifying to me, and yet it's not at the bottom of that list.

Lutfisk is good. Preferably with bechamel and freshly ground mustard seeds.

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

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cash crab posted:

Is that shaved beef and fries on pizza

Looks like a kebab pizza done badly.



:sweden:

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Sep 2, 2011

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Does tempura count as deep frying? Sometimes when I want sushi but am tired of my usual rolls I get sweet potato tempura rolls. So yummy.


Deep frying usually counts as a form of deep frying, yes.

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

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Horse tastes a little bit more livery than beef, in my experience, but yeah, it's pretty much the same as beef. Horse sashimi would likely be good, but nothing new if you've eaten beef.

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Sep 2, 2011

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Minarchist posted:

Probably not AFP but found this while looking up pics for the burger thread.



No rules, fuckers :yum:

It's Banh Mi Pizza

Would

Looks good, although it resembles Turkish pide more than an Italian style pizza.

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

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Gridlocked posted:

That isn't anti-food porn.

Oh, I didn't mean to imply it was. It was just a comparison. Pide is great.

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Sep 2, 2011

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Pookah posted:

Fray Bentos microwavable steak and kidney pudding.
Apparently it was 'not bad'.

Well, it's soggy pie dough filled with some cheap meat stew. I assume it mostly tastes like MSG.

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

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titties posted:

potato

a raw red potato

Looks more like a crimini mushroom.

Todd still did bad though.

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Sep 2, 2011

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cash crab posted:


A Good Blog

No. It's ruined by the painfully unfunny writing that goes with the pictures.

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

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Pizza should bave bearnaise sauce on it, unless it's a kebab pizza, in which case it needs garlic sauce and a spicy tomato sauce.

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Sep 2, 2011

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SymmetryrtemmyS posted:

They're poached, and it's back bacon. It's Eggs Benedict but wrong.

Yeah, poached eggs wih guacamole on toast with ham is what it looks like. I would happily eat that if that damned ketchup was removed or replaced by a good hot sauce.

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

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SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Philosophical question; do octopus tentacles acquire individual consciousness when cut from the body?

Yes, they do, but according to our best source on the matter there is a 50% chance that they are irredemably evil so eating them is usually morally justifiable anyway.

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Sep 2, 2011

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Red Red Blue posted:

My brother likes to buy some elk jerky in some small town farmers market near his cabin, that poo poo is loving delicious

Also I have no idea what this is but I think it fits here



Looks like bad sausages and lovely scrambled eggs from some powdered egg product at a crappy buffet.

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

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Bina posted:

Today is my birthday. :toot: Please post unpleasant birthday cakes.



So dull.

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Aesop Poprock posted:

Looks pleasant enough to me, except that the outside is probably fondant and gently caress fondant

It's marzipan.

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NLJP posted:

Prinsesstårta owns but then I love marzipan. Well, good marzipan (helps of there's some bitter almond extract). The rest of it is sponge, cream and jam; what's not to like?


I have never really liked princess cake, and it's the standard cake for any form of celebration here, especially at work, so I have a lot of resentment towards it.

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

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How about some oddly local food wierdness, that I first encountered when I lived in the uncivilized southern parts of Sweden. I blame the corrupting influence of Denmark.

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Sep 2, 2011

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A video for this thread, with appropriate soundtrack!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwWI6OiJvPY

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Sep 2, 2011

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The color of butter varies a lot depending on what the cows have been fed. It's usually more yellow in the summer.

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Sep 2, 2011

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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Hm, and a diet coke please



Novelty burgers like that always seem so utterly pointless to me. Even if all the individual parts are well prepared and pair well with the other parts the logistics of eating the damned thing means it will just be dissassembled into a big pile where all the parts are eaten individually anyway.

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

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Dabir posted:

It looks like insulation foam.

Looks like a Swedish Falukorv, which actually does have about as much flavour as insulation foam.

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Sep 2, 2011

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NotAnArtist posted:

An amazing amount of wrongthink wrt to olives happening itt

Lots of picky eaters in this thread.

Although I do think the olives in that recipe needs to be shamed for being lovely pre-sliced ones.

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Sep 2, 2011

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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:

Wrong about those pre-sliced little rubber salt wheels.

What's wrong is that you've been told the lie that they are actual proper olives.

Now this on the other hand is proper delicious little salt wheels.

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

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The Chefsteps people did a follow up video to their waffle iron video. Now it's time to deep fry!

Honestly though, it's not much anti-food porn in it really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpqT379Plng

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Sep 2, 2011

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skylined! posted:

Also has anyone posted this recently it is amazing is this the right thread

https://instagram.com/chefjacqueslamerde/

It's been posted, but a good while ago, and since it is great it really was time for a re-post.

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

For the sake of my sanity I'm just going to assume dude was sent alone to a tiny remote weather monitoring station in the far north, and all they send him for food is macaroni, potatoes, carrots, and Kraft slices. He couldn't cut the carrots because they didn't allow him to have any knives because the lonely, isolated work tends to make employees suicidal.

That's what happened, right? :unsmith:
Seems like a regular Finn cooking regular Finnish food in a regular Finnish manner to me. He is a bit less drunk than expected though.

SymmetryrtemmyS posted:

I think this thread is mainly comprised of two types of people: those who love food and want to laugh at ugly food, and picky eaters who want to justify their aversions. I have no factual basis for this presumption, but it's the feeling I get.

Pretty much my impression as well.

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