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AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Turtle blood and meat is purported to be really good for stamina in the bedroom which is why people will drink and eat it

# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 21:31

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 12:00

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

p-hop posted:

They also don't have legs and mandibles and other pointy bits. I've had crickets and mealworms from a novelty store all cooked up and seasoned like potato chips or peanuts. The crunchy texture is pleasant but having sharp lil insect bits pierce your gums is not.

It reminds me of whole shrimp that a chinese buffet around here serves - lightly breaded and seasoned, pan fried with green onions. Snap it in half, eat the tail meat, then slurp out the liquid gold inside the head. It's amazing, like demiglace or gumbo cooked down to a thick gravy/stew kinda thing.

You're meant to just eat those whole in one bite you heathen.

But yes the head is the best part of shrimps.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 02:22

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Wasn't that the one some guy made as a joke and then found out to his surprise that there was an actual demand for it?

# ¿ Mar 10, 2015 04:47

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Nooner posted:

My mom grew up in the Midwest and would make hotdish a lot when I was growing up but it was ground beef with like corn, canned tomatoes, kidney beans and macaroni noodles all mixed up together in a big skillet. You could definitely tell it was a Midwest dish because it was bland af

Isn't that American goulash?

# ¿ Mar 11, 2015 06:19

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

The Loco-Moco

I'm not unfamiliar with the fried egg on a cheeseburger, it's one of my diner drunk food staples alongside various meats in tube form, but lovely, rubbery McDonalds egg product on a low-quality McDonalds burger? God drat.

would, so hard

# ¿ Mar 11, 2015 18:32

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

No party like a donner party

# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 14:40

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Fo3 posted:

What happened to the person wearing them

long pig

# ¿ Apr 6, 2015 14:38

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

The Moon Monster posted:

I bet most of the people here have already seen this, but this guy Masaokis is the Jacques Pepin of anti-food porn. He holds a camera with one hand and cooks disgusting food with the other in his tiny hoarder hovel. Here's one where he tells us what's wrong with Nazi philosophy and shows us how to peel a banana one handed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv5jD5EXAW4

Christ on the cross what is wrong with this man

# ¿ Apr 10, 2015 01:59

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

kinmik posted:

The last time I went to Outback, I was starving and really looking forward to the Bloomin' Onion to start, as all the other times I had been it had been quite good. When it came out, it was a little cold and literally dripping in oil. I can see how if someone got that for the first time it would put them off forever. Now I can't look at that picture without the taste and feel of congealed fat on my tongue and roof of my mouth.

Here's more Ozzies trying Outback.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJwfyg27wHI

That dude is so mad at his steak. :allears:

# ¿ Apr 11, 2015 06:28

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

I daresay, onions might even be Good

# ¿ Apr 12, 2015 07:28

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Barfing is the absolute worst form of diet control. Just exercise more tomorrow or something, Jesus Christ.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2015 01:23

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

# ¿ Apr 17, 2015 21:42

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Cooking things in

# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 06:16

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

In America they have a McDonald's in every house and that's all they ever eat

# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 20:27

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

It's basically diy ghetto garlic bread and is not bad.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2015 17:23

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Rare pork is fine you baby

# ¿ Apr 22, 2015 18:14

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

dovetaile posted:

Would. I loving love apple pie.

That ain't no pie, son. It's a cocoon.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2015 03:33

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Zopotantor posted:

Shut up about pizza.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flurg%C3%B6nder

That's broth of some sort and not water... right?

# ¿ May 5, 2015 17:53

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

When I had roomies I was totally okay with me doing all the fancy cooking in exchange for everyone else doing all the cleaning, but yeah when you live alone it's just not worth the time.

# ¿ May 10, 2015 16:51

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

You need to peel them first

# ¿ May 11, 2015 18:58

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

pookel posted:

Why would you not eat these

# ¿ May 11, 2015 23:01

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

PubicMice posted:

Looks like Japanese cream soup on top of rice with a hamburg steak? gently caress, I'm pretty sure I had that several times in my high school years.

PubicMice posted:

Would, unashamedly

# ¿ May 12, 2015 03:13

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Someone I follow on twitter just uploaded this:

Steamed potato with butter and squid shiokara. Probably delicious, but my first reaction on seeing it was "This belongs in that thread."

AnonSpore has a new favorite as of 19:55 on May 13, 2015

# ¿ May 13, 2015 19:52

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

I love shiokara

# ¿ May 13, 2015 20:02

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

It LOOKS like soft cake dotted with strawberry jam, though... :smith:

# ¿ May 15, 2015 23:28

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Desperado Bones posted:

T-that's not an enchilada. The gently caress is wrong with you gringos?!!

What are the enchilada rules

# ¿ May 17, 2015 03:21

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

These two idiots are more anti-food than anything posted in the past few pages

# ¿ May 19, 2015 00:21

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

The blurriness makes everything so unsettling

# ¿ May 21, 2015 05:06

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

SystemLogoff posted:

I think this may be the worst idea for rice pudding.

That looks almost like Japanese red bean rice, but :stare:

# ¿ May 23, 2015 16:59

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Some sort of pound cake with vanilla froyo, maybe? 7 year old me woulda been all over that.

Nearly 30 me would still be all over that.

# ¿ May 24, 2015 22:43

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Rah! posted:

I prefer pre-chewing it, and then slurping the goop up.

I've been experimenting with throwing up on things and letting stomach acids dissolve them and then hoovering everything back up, like a fly

# ¿ May 25, 2015 23:50

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Yeah, but if you put it in a skillet for a bit and warmed it up it'd probably be perfectly edible.

# ¿ May 26, 2015 02:34

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

wood

# ¿ May 26, 2015 04:41

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

The spaghetti noodles look so bloated, it's almost like udon

# ¿ May 26, 2015 05:33

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

3 second rule, people

# ¿ May 27, 2015 08:42

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Rah! posted:

And I don't know what the hell is going on here, but it's making me uneasy:

Skewer weiner with dried pasta, then boil. Can't remember if the bits of pasta inside the sausage cook or not.

# ¿ May 27, 2015 20:01

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

big mean giraffe posted:

Yeah I saw that yesterday. gently caress that looks delicious.

# ¿ May 30, 2015 01:26

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

I AM MAD.

MAD ABOUT CHEESE.

Also, the ramyeon burger, from Korea's Lotteria:

Not to be outdone, the Japan branch answered back with the ramen burger:

AnonSpore has a new favorite as of 19:29 on May 30, 2015

# ¿ May 30, 2015 19:26

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Humphrey Vasel posted:

Has anyone said cheese Hitler yet

Cheese Hitlers attempted to enforce their reign but were bodied by wikipedia

# ¿ May 31, 2015 04:30

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 12:00

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Dabir posted:

It's what I can see through the cuts in the icing that worries me more.

Dawg I hate to tell you this but that's not icing

# ¿ May 31, 2015 09:12

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