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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Anti-Food Porn Thread: Seems Saggy Not Saggy A Bit Saggy Ball
 
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atholbrose
Feb 28, 2001

Splish!

 I may be a page or two late, but the thread reminded me of it, so on the off chance someone here hasn't seen it, you should check out Yelping with Cormac.

Cormac McCarthy posted:

Chipotle Mexican Grill
SOMA - San Francisco, CA
Cormac M. | Author | Lost in the chaparral, NM

Three stars.

See that false burrito. See it swaddled in tinfoil on the desk in the bowels of that great tower, a bundle of meat and sauce in a place long ago ceded to silicone and copper. The stooped man eating that peasant food as if in consuming it he can escape to a farmfield in a verdant valley and look down and see blood running from his blisters and say, yes this is work. This is work. Instead his hands are clawlike and ruined by the keyboard and the mouse for he is a thing of bone and sinew in a sprawling contraption electric and of man’s creation but not of man at all. And were he to saw his breast open with that plastic knife and soak the carpet black with his hot blood and were he to look ceilingward like some stigmatic enraptured and with the bellows of his lungs let forth a soaring wail in that subbasement his screams would be swallowed by the acoustic panels and repulsed by the good steel door as if he had made no sound and spilled no blood at all.
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atholbrose
Feb 28, 2001

Splish!

Jmcrofts posted:

Goetta loving owns scrub. If you didn't like it you probably had lovely Goetta. Try buying some from a butcher instead of prepackaged in a tube.

Yat Ka Mein in Oakley has goetta fried rice, which is just amazingly good.

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