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Kimmalah posted:This one is great because people still get mad when they see this fucker almost 30 years later. I try to spread this info whenever possible: the arcade version lets you shoot the dog. Go get MAME.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 22:22 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 08:35 |
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Breetai posted:The unjumpable gap 2 segments later is far, far worse. And then one of the PC versions has jumps that are literally too long to ever get past and thus you can't even finish the game.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2015 19:18 |
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If we're gonna talk about it we gotta post these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUpcl_P9ZTw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9cqtaKQLwA So fuckin good. Classic poo poo right here.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2015 19:28 |
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Ecco is for real the scariest loving game ever made. gently caress the ocean!
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2015 19:05 |
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Vookatos posted:There are a few items like that. One of Ness' bats can be dropped only by one enemy (I think they also appear on, like, one screen) in the final dungeon. The real troll here is the guide the game comes with has the WRONG INFO about this and instead tells you it drops from an enemy you can fight like maybe three or four times max and then have to reload a save to try again including walking all the way back to that screen so you waste a bunch of time on something that's actually impossible.
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# ¿ May 1, 2015 15:33 |
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SirPhoebos posted:One of my favorite guidebook trolls is for Pokémon Red/Blue, where it suggests using your Master Ball "for a hard to find Pokémon", and then gives a relatively common species as an example. A motherfuckin zubat
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# ¿ May 1, 2015 19:35 |
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Lies and made up bullshit, sounds like typical behavior of the kind of person that picks charmander to me, yeah.
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# ¿ May 1, 2015 23:17 |
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Cheating in pokemon was great because everyone had these mewtwos and charizards they got to level 100 from level 1 with infinite rare candies whereas my pokemon were legitimately leveled up and thus I could kick their asses with my Articuno and Venusaur. It also helped that no one understood ice type murdered dragons so your Dragonite will not save you. Somehow I never hosed up my save (other than the elite 4 stats thing) loving around with missingo. Regarding Worlds of Power, was that the one that had some Blaster Master books that actually ascended to being canon in the sequel games?
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 01:59 |
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I wish Bulletwitch would come out on PC. It was really dumb but it was like...my kind of dumb. Lots of weird less-major titles like that on the 360 that I liked. Dark Sector, Matt Hazard etc.
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# ¿ May 4, 2015 19:07 |
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Status effects are pretty decent in the Megami Tensei games, usually. Charm bullets in Persona 1
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# ¿ May 4, 2015 23:01 |
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Black Wombat posted:Hahaha yes it does. But the more you drive the more you get to hear the protagonist's opinions on 80s movies.
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# ¿ May 19, 2015 20:53 |
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Bluemillion posted:I'm imagining this badass vampire opening a bag of peanuts and screaming "poo poo!" when the bag tears and they go everywhere. I'm imagining Dracula's Castle as one of those country themed bar-restaurants where people just throw peanut shells all over the drat floor. Instead of Bloody Tears it's some Garth Brooks song playing.
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# ¿ May 26, 2015 06:47 |
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This is why Saints Row is smart as gently caress, the first game everyone calls you the both meta as gently caress and totally appropriate name "playa". Then you become the Boss, and you are forever called Boss.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 22:06 |
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Sleeveless posted:The main character in Chrono Trigger is named Crono because there's only space for five letter names. You can name most of your party by their secret real names though Marle -> Nadia Robo -> R-66Y / Prome if you wanna get fancy I guess Frog -> Glenn Magus -> Janus Why the hell did so many people have multiple names in CT?
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2015 03:08 |
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Tiggum posted:They're often the most fun part of the game. I actually want someone to make a game that's basically just a character designer with tons of clothing options. Build a bunch of characters then just pose them in a scene and you're done. That's the whole game. I'd like to say "play Champions Online" but that's probably not a morally acceptable thing to say these days.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 01:50 |
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John Murdoch posted:Much better than that, I think you can do the whole elaborate doll posing thing in the offline City of Heroes client. It really sucks because Champions editor is sooooo loving cool but they 1) restrict lots of stuff until you complete the tutorial and 2) lock lots of costume stuff behind in-game progress, achievements, cash shops, etc. I guess part 2 is good because it keeps you looking for more stuff and maybe it will inspire you to make extra costumes but that first part sucks. I kinda wish they would make you start with nothing but street clothes and "home made" cheap costume stuff and as you became a more established hero you could get into the high tech super outfits or something. That would probably gently caress up a lot of people's character concepts though.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 02:10 |
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Soul Reaver posted:I strongly suspect Japan has got you covered there. They do, but they are generally....adult in nature. There's actually one of those that legally allows you to use your generated ladies in your own games, so there's a bunch of stuff on XBLIG and greenlight and such with women made in "3D Custom Girl'.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 04:56 |
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joshtothemaxx posted:Part 2 sucked rear end and was a huge troll for me back when I played Champions because I wanted to make a Luchador character... and all the lucha costume poo poo was behind PVP currency. Their PVP sucked rear end and I had no interest, but god damnit I wanted that sparkly lucha mask. That set owns and I made a character specifically to use it, I don't blame you. I never did any PVP stuff that I recall so it must have changed to just zen points or something at some point. So sparkly
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 06:15 |
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Nuebot posted:I immediately thought of another boss and I can't remember what game it's from but it's like that. A centipede made out of other enemies and whenever you beat one the others behind it would fall off and start roaming the stage making it a pain in the rear end to kill the boss because you'd either have to stop and kill the others while the boss did its thing, or try to ignore them while killing the boss. So it should be like that. A bit of a longshot but... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW9c7UjE6do&t=94s
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2016 07:20 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 08:35 |
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Choco1980 posted:Probably for the same reason people edit out the band stuff (and a surprising amount of gags) from this video This is rad, thanks for posting.
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