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Che Delilas
Nov 23, 2009
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moller posted:


Five dollar chicken.

Nothing beats the 5 dollar chicken (that's also like half again the size of a $7 Kroger or Sherm's chicken).

HOWEVER, they also make the best chicken noodle soup I've ever bought from a store. It's not like the rest of their soups, which are all those double-packs shipped from the distribution centers. No, the chicken soup is made in-house from the unsold rotisserie chickens (I'm pretty sure, anyway). It comes in a giant square clear plastic tub.

The price is probably about what you'd pay if you bought the equivalent volume of fresh soup from a Kroger or something. But the Costco chicken soup blows away the bland, thin offerings from the competitors in the flavor and ingredient departments. The broth is the thickest, most flavorful chicken broth, the box is jam packed full of nice big chunks of chicken and veggies; it's almost a stew. You don't fish around for solids with this soup.

I've had head colds where I couldn't taste jack poo poo and nothing appealed to me, and this soup was still goddamn delicious. It alone has nursed me through some pretty nasty bugs.

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Might have to give it a whirl. Any idea what the sodium levels are like?

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

moller posted:

which is apparently a huge problem with honey in general.

Yep, you have to check the label before you buy. There's dyed HFCS in a cute bear-shaped bottle right next to the legit honey now :smith:

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

moller posted:

The honey is around $15 for a five pound bottle. I've never had it before (what would I do with five pounds of honey?)

You could keep it forever! Honey is very shelf stable because it's pretty much nothing but sugar. It may crystallize at some point but it's still good to use in that state, just harder to serve.

My favorite thing about Costco is that I bought an Xbox360, bundled with extra controllers, headset, charging cables and battery packs for less than 300 bucks, back in 2008. When it RROD'd about 3 years later, Costco swapped it out no questions asked when I showed the receipt. Thanks Costco!

Helena Handbasket
Feb 11, 2006

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

If anyone has any salmon patty recipes or something, feel free to list em up. I've never had these things and plan on cooking one or two tonight.

You're probably on your third package of them by now, but fix them like a Reuben with rye, sauerkraut, dressing, and so on. They are amazing like that.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Big Grunty Secret posted:

You could keep it forever! Honey is very shelf stable because it's pretty much nothing but sugar. It may crystallize at some point but it's still good to use in that state, just harder to serve.

Now's as good a time as any to point out that perfectly good pots of honey have been unearthed from ancient Egyptian and Georgian burial sites, thousands of years old.

Honey can be decrystallized, too, if that's important to you or your recipes.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
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blunt for century posted:

Make this a bunch of times! :v:

Half a cup of onion seems a bit overkill but this sounds amazing so it's in my slow cooker regardless

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Half a cup of onion seems a bit overkill but this sounds amazing so it's in my slow cooker regardless

I've made it a couple times. I suggest using 3-5x the suggested amount of garlic, or you'll barely taste it at all. 10-12 cloves is about right. The onion is fine as is imo

Che Delilas
Nov 23, 2009
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Might have to give it a whirl. Any idea what the sodium levels are like?

Various sources on the web say 909mg per cup..

So, you know. Maybe have a quarter of an apple and a sip of water with it or something. :smith:

Edit: For comparison, Progresso has 690mg.

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Gaybee
Jul 16, 2002
Who's ready for some motherfuckin' tuna sandwiches?



Seriously, Costco owns.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Che Delilas posted:

Various sources on the web say 909mg per cup..

So, you know. Maybe have a quarter of an apple and a sip of water with it or something. :smith:

Edit: For comparison, Progresso has 690mg.

God drat that's a lot of sodium. Might keep it on the idea that it'll help next time I am working over a cold or something.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
I like the costco canned chicken. You know, the kind that makes your pee smell like canned chicken?

Che Delilas
Nov 23, 2009
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

God drat that's a lot of sodium. Might keep it on the idea that it'll help next time I am working over a cold or something.

Yeah it's not a regular part of my diet. But when I'm sick, it's one of the few things that appeals to me.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

blunt for century posted:

I've heard of this problem with honey before. Thanks for the info, that's actually a really good price! (surprise, surprise, surprise)

As to what you'd do with 5lbs of honey? Make this a bunch of times! :v:

You rear end in a top hat. I read this before I went to Sam's Club and now I have 5 pounds of honey and some raw chicken.

THANKS A LOT

dang that looks good all with some rice and veggies

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

Johnny Aztec posted:

You rear end in a top hat. I read this before I went to Sam's Club and now I have 5 pounds of honey and some raw chicken.

THANKS A LOT

dang that looks good all with some rice and veggies

:getin::hf::unsmigghh:

It is ridiculously good with fried rice, and some broccoli and sprouts. I bet it would be really good with kimchi too

e. It's also crazy good with a lightly fried egg on top of all of the above so you can break the yolk and get everything all eggy and even more delicious :dong:

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

blunt for century posted:

I've made it a couple times. I suggest using 3-5x the suggested amount of garlic, or you'll barely taste it at all. 10-12 cloves is about right. The onion is fine as is imo

You're definitely right about the garlic.

It smelled like an onion rave up in here for the first hour but the sauce ended up being fine. Only suggestions I'd make are to add a cup or two of water to the mix at the outset and let it cook off (even on low heat it was losing too much moisture), and to strain the sauce after reducing.

Otherwise it's fuckin' great

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Otherwise it's fuckin' great


Do I spy Kirkland brand Normandie Vegetable Mix in this pic?

Even if not, it's by far their best frozen vegetable selection and you should get some.

Sticky
Jan 1, 2006

Pornhub. XTube. I know these names, better than I know my own grandmothers.

Inzombiac posted:

I'm so sorry.
They sell them hot with the pizza and the picture of the military guy blowing a hotdog. Honestly, I haven't been in about a year but I'll mail you one if they have 'em.

Yea they have them at the food counter (and those turkey sandwiches god drat) but I would've loved to have a box to stick in my freezer.

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
They DO sell frozen chicken bakes, under the Kirkland brand. Individually wrapped and everything. Smaller than the food court ones but same recipe.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
The pizza is pretty decent, for extremely cheap pizza sold by the slice.

Also where else can you find 1kg party buckets of proper German Haribo gummi bears?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Super Waffle posted:

They DO sell frozen chicken bakes, under the Kirkland brand. Individually wrapped and everything. Smaller than the food court ones but same recipe.

Thanks for confirming that I'm not crazy.
Making some yourself would not be hard if you are comfortable baking buuuuuut Costco is all about putting average food in my garbage hole.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

spite house posted:

Do I spy Kirkland brand Normandie Vegetable Mix in this pic?

Even if not, it's by far their best frozen vegetable selection and you should get some.

Unfortunately not. I was running out of time so I threw some local grocery store brand poo poo in the steamer :smith:

It was all sticks and stems; Kirkland only supplies the dankest veg mixes

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
Got 3 22oz bottles of stone IPA yesterday for 4.50 each. On Sunday nights after my bar closes down at 2 me and the 2 other guys drink and watch game of thrones on my roku. Sometimes we stick around and watch cheers at 4am on the hallmark channel.

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

I know this has probably already been mentioned but is there a Costco gas station that's not constantly over flowing into the streets? Because holy poo poo

The trick is to go during the weekday or late, around here the Costco Gas pumps are open for one hour after the store is, so if you shop up to when the store is closing you can usually drive right up.

Big Bad Voodoo Lou
Jan 1, 2006

Hed posted:

The trick is to go during the weekday or late, around here the Costco Gas pumps are open for one hour after the store is, so if you shop up to when the store is closing you can usually drive right up.

I get out of work at 8 PM, and the Costco that's 10 minutes from work closes at 8:30. That is the only time I'll ever shop there, or even stop for gas. I have the whole store to myself, and the gas pumps do stay open at least until 9. Going during a lunch hour, or worse yet, on the weekend, is insane.

Primpin and Pimpin
Sep 2, 2011


And please, for the love of all that is Costco, don't be the line of idiots all waiting on a specific side of the gas pump. The hoses are long enough to use on both sides, people, please... read the signs... Also the pumps are most definitely open before store hours as well. I think at least 6 a.m. to 9 p.m. at my old store. No one goes in the morning, it is fantastic.

Just got back from Costco, bought: a 4-pack of Hebrew National Superior Beef Dogs, skirt steak for steak n' eggs, eggs, milk, cucumbers, and I guess some Starbucks frapps for the boyfriend. Also, frozen yogurt for breakfast while he had the blessed chicken bake.

I love Costco. The trick is to get there when it opens (or about 20 minutes before closing). My old Costco in California would open the doors ~15 minutes before their posted opening time and that was so awesome. This one north of Chicago doesn't do that but we still get out within 25 minutes or so.

edit: omg thank you costco

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take me you ANIMAL
Nov 28, 2002

Congrats big boy

Justadae posted:

And please, for the love of all that is Costco, don't be the line of idiots all waiting on a specific side of the gas pump. The hoses are long enough to use on both sides, people, please... read the signs... Also the pumps are most definitely open before store hours as well. I think at least 6 a.m. to 9 p.m. at my old store. No one goes in the morning, it is fantastic.

Just got back from Costco, bought: a 4-pack of Hebrew National Superior Beef Dogs, skirt steak for steak n' eggs, eggs, milk, cucumbers, and I guess some Starbucks frapps for the boyfriend. Also, frozen yogurt for breakfast while he had the blessed chicken bake.

I love Costco. The trick is to get there when it opens (or about 20 minutes before closing). My old Costco in California would open the doors ~15 minutes before their posted opening time and that was so awesome. This one north of Chicago doesn't do that but we still get out within 25 minutes or so.

edit: omg thank you costco


The not opening 15 minutes before posted opening might be regional because that is required here unless we are so screwed picking up pallets that we need to keep the forklifts running a few extra minutes.
I love the people that are shopping and get mad at me scrubbing the floors and ask why can't I do it at night. It's because we still have forklifts running product all around the warehouse until the second we open the doors for you animals to come in. And if you slip your footing walking behind a machine scrubbing the surface of the floor two seconds after it passed you deserve to fall you dumb poo poo.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
The pretzel rolls are pretty amazing.

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

My Costco doesn't have the frozen Kirkland chicken bakes :( I know, I've pored over the entire store and also asked about them. I'd be all over them if they did.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Costco doesn't sell the dipped ice cream/pecan bars in their food courts here anymore and that's crap. :mad:

There's a coupon on the huge bags of M&Ms this month, and I've already bought two :yum:

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
poo poo yeah! They got more chipotle black bean burgers in. They're so good I don't even notice the lack of meat. Crumble em up on nachos too.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Costco ownage. I consistently see booze for $5-10 less than at other places.

Also we got some coffee and didn't know it was full bean. We were able to pick up another one and grind it there at Costco, and bring back the other bag we had forgotten at home (we had meant to bring it back that day) and they asked no questions. Went up there expecting to haggle and explain we already had another bag ground up and they were like "Ah, didn't like it?" *boop* returned before we could explain the situation.

Definitely earning my business.

Tamayachi
Sep 25, 2007

Did you think about it?


Yes. Yes you did.
The frozen section also sells Tri-Tip burgers which are friggin amazing. I alternate between that, the Chicken and Wild Rice frozen bowl and the Steak Strips jerky. Goddamn those steak strips.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


I have not been able to find Chicken Bakes for a few years. They are very easy to make and replicate pretty much perfectly though, but that ruins the convenience obviously.

The best value of anything is their prime beef. Also a good place to buy a whole tenderloin and break it down. You could serve like 15 people filet mignon for $6 apiece, or have prime ribeye steaks for the cost of chinese takeout.

I wish they sold booze in PA. :(

Aquila
Jan 24, 2003

I got a costco membership based on this thread (and moving to someplace where costco is convenient). So far I am happy with LED bulbs, Rack of Lamb for the price of ribeye, and a lifetime supply of ziplock bags. Also a new toaster oven.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
So, turns out the costco mac and cheese from the deli is horrible.

Someone thought it'd be an amazing idea to throw garlic into the recipe, and apparently stubbed their toe with it. Christ this poo poo is like, vampire levels of lethal.

Meaty Ore
Dec 17, 2011

My God, it's full of cat pictures!

I just got done shopping at my local Costco, and noticed while there that they had lamb for $3.59/lb.

Whole loving lambs, cleaned and hanging in the frozen/refrigerated section.

Davinci
Feb 21, 2013
I used to be able to find these excellent vegetable+hummus wraps at Costco. They were very good, but I haven't been able to find any of them for a few months now. Anyone know what the deal with these is?

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Davinci posted:

I used to be able to find these excellent vegetable+hummus wraps at Costco. They were very good, but I haven't been able to find any of them for a few months now. Anyone know what the deal with these is?

I think they're seasonal, just like the pot pies and pumpkin sage ravioli.

All the good things are seasonal.

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Why doesn't Costco have a delivery service? I can't be bothered to drive but I want sweet deals and I hate crowds.

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