The Theater [Mafia]

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Traditional Games > The Game Room > The Theater [Mafia]

«‹›25 »

give head or get dead: Feb 16, 2010

We should actually organise a good graph. Like each person rates 5 others on each scale, averages are plotted?

# ? Mar 21, 2015 18:19

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 18, 2024 11:11

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

why not make marvel trading cards with stat powers on the back like the 90s

# ? Mar 21, 2015 18:23

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

lol woverines stats so low what a bitch

# ? Mar 21, 2015 18:24

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

JakeP posted:

why not make marvel trading cards with stat powers on the back like the 90s

This is a good idea

# ? Mar 21, 2015 18:34

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Replace the axes on those mafia charts with "shitposter -> scumhunter' on the X and "lurker -> diqnol" on the Y.

# ? Mar 21, 2015 20:37

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

flatluigi posted:

##joke

so two sisters inherit a ranch. they decide to work on it a bit and after a while realize that they need a bull in order to help them around the place. so they gather together all the spare money they have�around four hundred dollars�and one sister looks at listings online and finds a man a while away who�s got a bull to sell. she decides that she�ll travel down to see him alone and tells her sister that she�ll send a telegram so that the sister can drive down with their truck if they are able to get the bull.

so the sister eventually reaches the man who�s selling his bull and asks what his price will be. he says, �listen. I won�t take a dollar less than three hundred and ninety-nine dollars.� so the sister agrees and pays him the amount, leaving her with one dollar. then she goes to the post office and asks to send a telegram back to her sister to let her know that she�s got the bull so her sister should come and pick them up. but when she asks the person at the counter, they tell her that the telegram costs a dollar per word. the sister only has one dollar so she picks a word carefully and sends the telegram.

what word does she pick?

"Comfortable."

So the sisters were looking for bulls online but they have to send telegraphs to communicate?

# ? Mar 21, 2015 21:25

Byers2142: May 5, 2011; Imagine I said something deep here...

Fun fact, if you made trading cards just for players who have posted in a game in 2015 you would need to make cards for 192 players. Those players have played in an average of 30 games according to votefinder.

# ? Mar 21, 2015 23:27

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

Yeah. That is a lot of cards.

# ? Mar 21, 2015 23:38

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

That's enough cards for an entire Magic the Gathering expansion!

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:03

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

how do u get cards. do you have to buy booster pack

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:10

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

GulagDolls posted:

how do u get cards. do you have to buy booster pack

Only scrubs buy individual packs. Cases or go home.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:11

give head or get dead: Feb 16, 2010

Dammit another foil Eccoraven :sigh:

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:27

50 pounds of bread: Sep 27, 2006

EXAKT Science posted:

That's enough cards for an entire Magic the Gathering expansion!

Fitty, king of mafia. 1RBU

+1 gain control of target creature until end of turn.
-3 destroy target permanent and create a x/x abomination where x equals the cmc of destroyed permanent.
-8 put an emblem on the battlefield with U: counter target creature spell.

Loyalty 4

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:30

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:43

Byers2142: May 5, 2011; Imagine I said something deep here...

Rarity posted:

Except none of us ever listen to you...?

# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:03

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

Big Nothing posted:

Dammit another foil Eccoraven

I appreciate this so much.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 04:11

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Pander posted:

Replace the axes on those mafia charts with "shitposter -> scumhunter' on the X and "lurker -> diqnol" on the Y.

that actually would work and make the chart not stupid and terrible if the players were actually placed with some non biased accuracy (not sarcastic)

and I would be super high shitposter super high diqnol

# ? Mar 22, 2015 04:21

Khris Kruel: Nov 5, 2003; Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

#joke

Two Auspol mafia players were walking through the forest (Pinterest Mom and Asiina) looking for scum when they came upon some tracks.

Asiina looks to Pmom and says, "Do you see how the tracks have three toes and a curve? This means that Khris Kruel is scum."

Pmom shakes her head and says, "no no, you see how deep they are? The freshness and area of them shows that Khris Kruel is scum."

They continue arguing late into the night until a train runs them both over.

Asiina and Pmom are dumb

# ? Mar 22, 2015 04:22

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

I love how you got basically every detail wrong.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 06:48

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

Is the joke that neither you nor PMom plays Auspol?

# ? Mar 22, 2015 07:07

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

Because otherwise idgi.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 07:08

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

The joke is KK is angry at mafia posters.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 07:29

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

Asiina posted:

The joke is KK is angry at mafia posters.

That isn't a joke; that's just true.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 07:36

Alaster: Nov 18, 2006; Hanging just next to your door in the hallway is a painting of an EXQUISITE WIZARD. Your mother collects these awful things IRONICALLY.

oooh let me try

Two Auspol mafia players were walking through the forest (Pinterest Mom and Asiina) looking for scum when they came upon some tracks.

Asiina looks to Pmom and says, "Do you see how the tracks have three toes and a curve? This means that Khris Kruel is scum."

Pmom shakes her head and says, "no no, you see how deep they are? The freshness and area of them shows that Khris Kruel is scum."

They heard a rustling in the bushes behind them. When they turned to see what the cause was, they saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards them! They ran as fast as they could. They looked over their shoulders and saw that the bear was closing, they ran even faster, crying in fear. They looked over their shoulders again, and the bear was even closer. Their hearts were pounding and they tried to run even faster. They tripped and fell on the ground. They rolled over to pick themselves up, but saw the bear right on top of them , reaching them him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike them.

At that moment, they cried out "Oh! Khris Kruel!...." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon Pinterest Mom and Asiina, a voice came out of the sky, "Khris Kruel was too busy today protecting America �s soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an a$$. So, He sent me."

# ? Mar 22, 2015 07:48

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Byers2142 posted:

Except none of us ever listen to you...?

# ? Mar 22, 2015 08:31

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

Rarity do me next!

# ? Mar 22, 2015 08:51

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

EXAKT Science posted:

Rarity do me next!

# ? Mar 22, 2015 09:16

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

# ? Mar 22, 2015 10:24

sc4rs: Sep 15, 2007; This is what I think of your opinion.

50 pounds of bread posted:

##joke

I have a heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban to the San Francisco Zoo.

winner winner chicken dinner. 50 pounds of bread recieves my favor.

capnandy was a close second

also i had to read a story about a bloody dick so i guess the biggest joke was on me in the end

# ? Mar 22, 2015 13:27

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Rarity posted:

Do me, do me!

# ? Mar 22, 2015 14:27

Byers2142: May 5, 2011; Imagine I said something deep here...

Rarity posted:

You're scum again, aren't you, Rarity?

# ? Mar 22, 2015 14:49

Byers2142: May 5, 2011; Imagine I said something deep here...

sc4rs posted:

winner winner chicken dinner. 50 pounds of bread recieves my favor.

capnandy was a close second

also i had to read a story about a bloody dick so i guess the biggest joke was on me in the end

True comedy comes from the ~~heart~~ dick.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 14:51