The Theater [Mafia]

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flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

# ¿ Mar 20, 2015 02:50

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 13:21

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

whoops it's supposed to go here

# ¿ Mar 20, 2015 04:05

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

Serious answer for best mafia moment:

Varinn choosing the Music Meister in my first CYOR game leading to the entire thread breaking out into musical numbers once per game day with just about everyone participating -- including a mod note I'm actually pretty proud of:

quote:

Don't fret, I know of who you are
and how you're all such fools
I can't expect you all to be a star
and keep with all my rules

You can do as you'd like, if you so choose;
be warmed by mediocrity
Slant rhymes are perfect for you to use
(as shown by this hypocrisy)

# ¿ Mar 20, 2015 21:10

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

##joke

so two sisters inherit a ranch. they decide to work on it a bit and after a while realize that they need a bull in order to help them around the place. so they gather together all the spare money they have�around four hundred dollars�and one sister looks at listings online and finds a man a while away who�s got a bull to sell. she decides that she�ll travel down to see him alone and tells her sister that she�ll send a telegram so that the sister can drive down with their truck if they are able to get the bull.

so the sister eventually reaches the man who�s selling his bull and asks what his price will be. he says, �listen. I won�t take a dollar less than three hundred and ninety-nine dollars.� so the sister agrees and pays him the amount, leaving her with one dollar. then she goes to the post office and asks to send a telegram back to her sister to let her know that she�s got the bull so her sister should come and pick them up. but when she asks the person at the counter, they tell her that the telegram costs a dollar per word. the sister only has one dollar so she picks a word carefully and sends the telegram.

what word does she pick?

"Comfortable."

# ¿ Mar 21, 2015 05:20

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

EXAKT Science posted:

Sorry, you're not old enough to buy this booze.

finally someone makes that joke

I've been waiting

# ¿ Mar 22, 2015 22:53

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

is there an updated board i wanna know if i'm still alive

# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 02:53

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

##move A4 to B3

# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 02:57

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

christ guys don't godmode

# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 05:46

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

if i was doing this i would just go to bed right now and wait to post draw in the morning

# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 05:47

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

laughing so hard

# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 08:30

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

Magres posted:

god why am i back in this thread so soon

shhh enjoy the hilariousness

we got a scum with all the votes and one with none of the votes

it's a beautiful, precious thing

# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 08:39

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

Poque posted:

oh yeah i owe somebody a gift. i forgot who. it wasn't asiina though

it was for my mashup iirc

# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 17:38

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

any ETA on the game starting back up?

# ¿ Mar 28, 2015 08:44

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 13:21

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

##fish 1:55PM EST

# ¿ Apr 1, 2015 18:55

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