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Jonathan Fisk
Sep 6, 2010


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U-Ul5qnLeQ

Welcome to SA Mafia!

- Taste, I haven't played mafia in forever/haven't played before!

That's cool, try taking a look at the basics here. At its core, mafia is a game of the informed minority (scum) vs the uninformed majority (town). Each day, the players choose to ##vote a player (note the formatting) to remove from the game as a "lynch" (or whatever you want to call it). At night, the scum choose a player to remove from the game as a "nightkill." The game continues either until the scum have control of the lynch vote (half of the remaining players) or all scum are rooted out by the town!

- Oh, yeah, ok.

Well, this game is a bit different. For now, there will be two lynches per day. The top two votegetters at deadline, or when one crosses the threshold of an early lynch, will be removed from the game. Also, there will be players with many diverse, unusual roles and powers to aid their quest to kill scum, kill town, and everything in between! Don't assume anything; this game is special.

- What are the basic rules?

-No editing your posts. Ninja edits are ok, but the game is built around analyzing what you say and do! Respect that.
-No talking OOT unless you are able to do so.
-Don't post your role PM.
-Don't post after death unless you are able to do so.
-Don't post after hammers or daykills. At all. Anything.

-Don't encrypt your posts, make Toxx clauses, or play Truth or Dare.
-Don't lurk too much. Real life comes first, and this game will be a happy mess, but participate.
-Don't go against the spirit of the game with almost-breaking-the-rules.
-Be nice!

- What are our win conditions?

- Town: You win when all threats to the town have been removed from the game.
- Scum: You win when you have unassailable control of the lynch.
- 3P: Win as stated in your pm.

- Anything else I should know?

- Yes. Bookmark The Theater and The End. They will matter later.

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Jonathan Fisk
Sep 6, 2010


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Non-voteable players: JJ/Poque/bowmore/windshipper/token female/authorman/sc4rs/god of evil cows/xylo/petey/sophia/chellesandcheese/more to come?





  1. 50 pounds of bread
  2. a worthy uhh
  3. Alasdair Crawfish
  4. Anidav/chaoslord
  5. AnonymousNarcotics
  6. Asiina
  7. Asphyxious
  8. Atoramos
  9. Bifauxnen
  10. Big Nothing
  11. Buane/Brazen Apothecary
  12. busb
  13. Bwee/crazyeyes
  14. Byers2142
  15. CapitalistPig
  16. CapnAndy
  17. CCKeane
  18. Chic Trombone
  19. Deadbeat Dad
  20. DizzyCow
  21. Dominoes
  22. Dr. Hurt
  23. DuckHuntDog
  24. Dugong/nutsack rangoon
  25. Eight Dollars
  26. Ernie.
  27. EXAKT Science
  28. fiery_valkyrie
  29. fits
  30. flatluigi
  31. Grandicap
  32. Grass Effect
  33. GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE
  34. GulagDolls
  35. Hal Incandenza
  36. Harold Krell
  37. Highwire
  38. HiipFire
  39. imgay
  40. Ixtlilton
  41. JakeP
  42. Jamuraan
  43. Jose Valasquez
  44. Kat Delacour
  45. Khris Kruel
  46. King Burgundy
  47. kingcobweb/Apostate
  48. Kumbamontu
  49. Lid
  50. Little Mac
  51. Lumpen
  52. Magnus Gallant
  53. Matthew Beet
  54. MEDS CURE SCHIZOS
  55. Meinberg
  56. merk/Met
  57. Milky Moor
  58. Mills
  59. Mithranderp/TSOS
  60. MMM Whatchya Say
  61. Mordiceius/thirdemp
  62. mr.capps
  63. Murmur Twin/magres
  64. Opopanax
  65. Pander
  66. Pinterest Mom
  67. Poison Mushroom
  68. Power of Pecota
  69. Quandary/iron chef ramen
  70. Quidnose
  71. Rarity
  72. Revolvyerom
  73. Rurea
  74. Saint Freak
  75. Sandwolf/krell II
  76. Savahontas
  77. Somberbrero
  78. Splode/xopods
  79. Spoonsy
  80. Tao Jones
  81. The Carpet Shark
  82. The Ninth Layer
  83. TheRam
  84. TiredDaemon/100yrs
  85. tithin
  86. Tom Tucker
  87. Varinn
  88. wall monitor
  89. weekly font
  90. wins32767
  91. winvirus
  92. yuming
  93. Zetsubou-san


Day 1-2 IRL: Krell gets bombed, Ruby King and Topaz Queen challenges, Mod posts, Various Claims.

Jonathan Fisk fucked around with this message at Mar 24, 2015 around 05:24

Khris Kruel
Nov 5, 2003

Sometimes I just want to eat the world. Ask me about my wonderful posting!

I did it. YESSSS

give head or get dead
Feb 16, 2010



confirming that i am every role at the same time

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

ICE-MEIN


I am town. See you folks in a week.

Jonathan Fisk
Sep 6, 2010


POSTING
Champion
of
Something Awful


Let me rephrase: If you have a N0 action, you know it.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003



Lipstick Apathy

sup

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

Skengman


all these bitches claiming they they really in the field

where i'm from in the field you get killed

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

From Montreal to Memphis
Parlez-vous francais?


Hi friends, this is my first mafia game

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003



Lipstick Apathy

same also I just reg'd anyone want to welcome me to the forums?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Farts! Butts! Etc!

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Lets get this thing rolling.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

From Montreal to Memphis
Parlez-vous francais?


JakeP posted:

same also I just reg'd anyone want to welcome me to the forums?

Hi Mr. Shrek! Welcome to the forums

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003



Lipstick Apathy

thanks you are too kind hello everyone

Paul ReiserFS
Dec 28, 2006


when i die, bury me inside the lambic store






Smellrose

does someone want to paypal me $10 to change my name back to Me in Reverse

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009



FUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009



I hope someone dies night 0

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003



Lipstick Apathy

thats hosed up yo

Paul ReiserFS
Dec 28, 2006


when i die, bury me inside the lambic store






Smellrose

i hope 70 people die n0

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003



Lipstick Apathy

I hope the bad guys see the error of their ways, reforms themselves and we can all just be good buddies and laugh and tell stories

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

i played kashuno's new avatar mafia 3 and all i got was this avatar


I never thought I'd see this day.

yuming
Feb 26, 2008

dance dance dance


I'm so excited!!!

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003



Lipstick Apathy

Hey Matt how are you, whats going on, you like rom-coms? me too!

DuckHuntDog
May 13, 2004



Ramrod XTreme

JakeP posted:

I hope the bad guys see the error of their ways, reforms themselves and we can all just be good buddies and laugh and tell stories

Agreed. Why can't we all just get along?

Dugong
Mar 18, 2013

I don't know what to do,
I'm going to lose my mind


Hello friends

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain


Hi

wall monitor
Jan 1, 2007



It's starting it's starting it's starting it's -

Tremendous Taste posted:

It is now Night Zero. If I have not told you to act, you have no Night Zero action.

I... oh. Oh.

...

I'll go wait in the car, then.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


Hi friends :sparkle:

flatluigi
Apr 22, 2008

here come the planes


confirmed (confirmed)

Matthew Beet posted:

I never thought I'd see this day.
it's night 0 :shh:

Paul ReiserFS
Dec 28, 2006


when i die, bury me inside the lambic store






Smellrose

DuckHuntDog posted:

Agreed. Why can't we all just get along?

I agree to never vote to lynch anyone if the scum/3p agree to never kill anyone

flatluigi
Apr 22, 2008

here come the planes


all I want is to stick around in this game until it becomes manageable enough to actually reasonably play and right now I'm not sold that'll actually happen, lol

maybe in august?

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

i played kashuno's new avatar mafia 3 and all i got was this avatar


JakeP posted:

Hey Matt how are you, whats going on, you like rom-coms? me too!

Only the ones with Jennifer Anniston

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

i played kashuno's new avatar mafia 3 and all i got was this avatar


flatluigi posted:

confirmed (confirmed)

it's night 0 :shh:

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES


I have 20 vigs aimed at all of you motherfuckers

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



i am a serial miller

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



HiipFire posted:

I have 20 vigs aimed at all of you motherfuckers

*points all 20 vigs at own head*

GO AHEAD, IF YOU HAVE ANY YARBLES THAT IS.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride


Lipstick Apathy

confirming i am mr. rogers

who wants to be my neighbor

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

Confirming I have a role that should absolutely have a N0 action but I don't have a N0 action this is bullshit.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003

Ralsei, The Lonely Prince, is now your ally.

The power of fluffy boys shines within you.


Friends

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

This is how Davos feels.
This is how Davos feels all the time.



My 3P win condition is to determine if, or if not, I am a Lego Guy IRL


I think I am though?

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