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Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
A Poem of Wizards
for Jon Joe

Wizards suck balls. #roguelifeyo

The End

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Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

I'm down with this

Yep, I'm in. Or if someone who still hasn't turned in a N0 vig wants, they can shoot Krell.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

That was such an amazing game, purely for that day.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Eight Dollars posted:

Never forget how great this is.

Even now, looking back, I still can't tell if he was being 100% serious or just loving with us, and I don't care. Either way, it's amazing.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Poque posted:

krell is a jester, never lynch him. make him suffer all 47 days of this game

Or shoot him.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

HiipFire posted:

what is this this is loving amazing

Little Mac ran a game where each game day had a different gimmick. That was a few of Krell's posts from the day where we were only allowed to communicate via audio recordings of ourselves.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
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Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

Wait a second, if Byers is town...

...is there a cult?

Are you scared and confused that we may be the same alignment?

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Poque posted:

i'm one of the scums detached from the main group

:siren:POQUE IS UNDER MY PROTECTION!:siren:

I want him alive for the whole game. I will aggressively tunnel on people who try to lynch or kill him. He must survive this whole game.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Kumbamontu posted:

give it to me i'll kill lumpen

This man has a good idea. I have a better one. Give it to me, I'll kill jester Krell, and he will lose.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

would

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

##vote Diqnol

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Eight Dollars posted:

Poque isn't actually playing so mission accomplished?

What the hell? When did this happen, I thought he was playing?

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
Oi, who's the fuckface that made me have the nickname "poque?"

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Ernie. posted:

wait no ##vote byers first we kill byers so he can only watch helplessly and pahtetically while we torture the one person he cares about

I saw that episode of Criminal Minds.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Poque posted:

im not playing lol

Coward.


Jerk.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
Byers Hit List

Diqnol
Ernie
JakeP


:siren:I need a volunteer!:siren:

Many of you may not know this, but I have a Romani background. And every night I shall use that background to read the future of someone in this game via the Tarot. Who wants me to read their future tonight? Who wants to consult the cards?

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Eight Dollars posted:

Oh no Byers Tarot is cursed in mafia (see: Highcliff Manor Maf) :ohdear:

We Romani know how to deal with curses.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Ernie. posted:

hello i would like to be the jester

That's not what happens, but just for you, I will give a special day reading!

Clear your mind. Put your hand on the screen, touching my username, and concentrate. Concentrate.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
:siren:ERNIE:siren:

The Past



There is a loss in your near past, one that you have not recovered from or gotten back to. Something secret, something... marvelous.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
:siren:ERNIE:siren:

The Present



This indicates deception, seduction. You... you are lying, Ernie. You are playing the fool, playing at being the Page of Cups, but you are not. You are not.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
:siren:ERNIE:siren:

The Future



The King, the King. You're going to succeed. Even after this, after the cards tell us you are lying scum and are not to be trusted, you are going to have success in this game. Because you will convince people that this is fake, that I am fake. You are about to have a very good gamer, Ernie.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

jon joe posted:

I WISH TO ASSESS YOUR DIVINING SKILLS. DRAW ME A STANDARD 6 CARD TAROT, MORTAL.

There isn't a "standard" six card spread, once you get to six cards you need more focus. What would you like me to focus on in this? I'll use the spread that best fits.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
##vote Ernie

The cards don't lie.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

jon joe posted:

FOCUS ON THE PATH I MUST TAKE TO GAIN YET MORE POWER!

It will be done. Focus. Focus on power.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
:siren:JJ:siren:

The Start - Where You Are Now



The Hermit, also sometimes called the Sage. Combined with your posting, you are a wizard. For true. You stand at the base of power, but hold much of your own already. Build on that base, build on your own power. You are willing to steal, to kill, to deceive to get the power you seek.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
:siren:JJ:siren:

The Main Obstacles



You are standing at the base, but you will not go up. You will go down. In your quest for power, you will follow the wrong path, take the road that should not have been. To acheive power in this game, you must go through a period where you feel powerless.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
:siren:JJ:siren:

Why You Want Power



You are afraid. You are alone. You are not on a scum team, you do not have masonbros. And in a game of this size, that seems to sweep out to the horizon, you feel... small. Power is a means to control the game, to grasp it in your hand. That is why you need power, and what you must keep in mind as you seek it.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
:siren:JJ:siren:

Will You Get It



Yes, but not as much as you'd want. The Sun is always a good card, but reversed as it is it suggests that the power you seek will not bring you the need that drives that quest. Perhaps you will be given additional night powers, but those powers do not aid you in an appreciable way? A Bodyguard power given to a Survivor, something that give you power but not enhances purpose.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
:siren:JJ:siren:

Who Will Help You



Swords are never good or benevolent. They are always dangerous, sharp, and double-edged when drawn. If you want power, you will find it among the scum.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
:siren:JJ:siren:

End Result



I have said you will gain power; the Sun tells us this. But what next? This final card is the result of your successful quest, and the meaning is clear. You will be destroyed in achieving power. You will grasp it all to you, all that you can, and it will bring you to ruin.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Rurea posted:

##vote byers


I thought we were cool? Unless you're asking for a reading as well?

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Poison Mushroom posted:

Byers, can you do me next?

Yep, but I need a break. It's dinner time.

Also, who's in the plan, and who suggested it? I was busy reading the cards, then uploading images for in the posts.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

winvirus posted:

Can non vote able participants still post, TT?

I don't want to play in a game where they can't.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

I'm terrible at lip reading, but it sounds like you want me to consult the cards for you.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

jon joe posted:

BYERS, YOUR TAROT IS WRONG.

DRAW ME ONE MORE CARD. ON THE FOCUS OF THE TRUTH.

The Page of Cups.



Just like with Ernie, this card indicates deception and artifice. This is a game of mafia, there is no truth.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

GulagDolls posted:

hey, idiot. your card is upside down. some fortune teller.

Maybe it's right side up, and it's your world that is upside down?

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

jon joe posted:

AHA, PROOF THAT YOU WERE WRONG.

So you're saying you are on the scum team, and my reading was wrong?

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

jon joe posted:

YOU ARE WELCOME TO ATTEMPT VOTING ME.

That sounds like a softclaim we should test.

##vote JJ

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Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
JJ is not in this game.

:siren:Why is everyone not in this game?!?:siren:

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