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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

This promo stinks

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TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
I wish Barret would come out with his pauldrons every time. No matter what.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
Luke Harper's promo is the best so far.

Edit: Is Stardust talking about his penis?

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Please make this the WM main event. Just add Brock and Rollins to it and make it the only match.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
That broke down fast.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
So Los Matadores have reached Alicia Fox alignment.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Matadores get a tag title shot(at WM!) before the Ascension lol

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!

GrimGypsy posted:

Matadores get a tag title shot(at WM!) before the Ascension lol

Of course! They just got to the WWE! You can't put them in a title match already!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Twink Magic!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Big E is the Natalya of the New Day.

EDIT: Or maybe he's their El Torito.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Axelmania is America.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

:laffo: how does this not make Cena look like the bad guy?

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

It's not that we think you can't, Roman, it's that we think you shouldn't

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Gorilla Press my pants.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
I still miss Miz's old jacket.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Listen to them cheers for Ro Man!

Edit: Whoa hey!

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Mar 13, 2015

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Hm who is stronger, the worlds strongest man or roman reigns who is very strong

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
The only good thing about Mark Henry coming out is it stops Reigns from talking.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
They should probably stop having people more likable than Roman interrupt him.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
"You are very strong and intimidating. I do not want to fight you and I wanted to come out and tell you." - Mark Henry

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

hahahah holy poo poo those fake cheers

Also: Mark Henry cutting a better promo than Reigns ever has.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

well that was mean, gently caress you Reigns

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lmao that dude in the front row

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


why roman why

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

NOBODY HAS EVER SPEARED SOMEONE THROUGH A BARRICADE

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

GrimGypsy posted:

hahahah holy poo poo those fake cheers

There was clearly a reason they did this on Smackdown.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Can Roman

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Believe that is a dumb catchphrase but otherwise I like Roman he is cool and good and v handsome

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Undertaker now has production guys do his work for him.

"Eh, just play some soundclip with my catchphrase. It doesn't even have to address the person."

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Byron smells good

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Roman Reigns is great and good! He kicked my rear end and I should thank him for it!

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
.....loving lol. loving LOL.

Fawf
Nov 5, 2009

It's Me, It's Me, It's DDD

Gatts posted:

.....loving lol. loving LOL.

Why are you laughing? You shouldn't be laughing. Listen to the crowd cheer! You should be cheering.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Fawf posted:

Why are you laughing? You shouldn't be laughing. Listen to the crowd cheer! You should be cheering.

Me Love Roman.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Roman's fake-rear end blue contacts are really distracting. Like they don't match his look or skin tone at all. Last week it looked like he was wearing lighter ones like in movies for zombies and old blind people.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Fawf posted:

Why are you laughing? You shouldn't be laughing. Listen to the crowd cheer! You should be cheering.

You know that scene in Anchorman when Brick goes "I love Lamp." imagine that but "I love Roman."

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

sticklefifer posted:

Roman's fake-rear end blue contacts are really distracting. Like they don't match his look or skin tone at all. Last week it looked like he was wearing lighter ones like in movies for zombies and old blind people.

What an odd decision.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Why does Roman have blue contacts? To make him more appealing?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Truth still having the burlap sack is pretty great

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TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
Stardust needs to win and rename it the InterGalactic Championship.

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