Formula 1 2015: Everyone except Bernie is going to jail

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Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Great to see 4 time world champion Vettel completely destroying his useless team mate and the entire field (apart from the cheating Krauts)

# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 08:51

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 01:39

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

track day bro! posted:

Agreed its also funny to see that retarded australian bogan not even able to set a time for red bull.

Exactly. I woke up to see his name missing from the timesheets and hoped he'd been kidnapped by ISIS. Alas, no.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 09:04

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

"The Manor team is continuing to work to reinstall software needed to operate the car, a consequence of all of its hard drives being wiped prior to the planned auction of the teams assets that was cancelled once an investor was found."

Sad face

# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 09:11

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Diet Crack posted:

Holy gently caress the new F1 website is hideous. Why are all these websites making their front pages a bunch of unreadable garbage, for fucks sake.

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# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 10:08

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

enri posted:

But.. lastly... it's back! yay, here's to another season of the world's worst ~~sport~~ soap opera!

# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 10:25

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Fumble posted:

Ricciardo is all ready on his 2nd engine of the season. Good job Renault.

He's an embarrassment to the sport, his country and the human race. Sack him.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 11:58

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Torabi posted:

I'm still very new to F1 so I have probably missed the backstory to all of this but, what the gently caress is up with that annoying jerk Giedo van der Garde who won't let the Sauber team drive? Was excited to see Ericsson in a car that hopefully isn't poo poo this season.

Sauber is the worst team ever. Guideo Van Der Claus is a hero battling against an evil Indian woman who cast a spell / broke a contract. Also, Sauber is Swiss which is like a French version of the Germans. Eurgh.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 12:42

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

DAAS Kapitalist posted:

Buying Sauber would be the definition of throwing good money after bad, even ignoring the tens of millions of dollars in fraudulent driver contracts that would have to be bought out.

This is true. Anyone who buys an F1 team hates having money.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 12:49

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

JFairfax posted:

Not my words, Carol. The words of Top Gear magazine. Hello?

If Partridge was an F1 fan, he'd McLaren through and through.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 16:24

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

1500quidporsche posted:

McLaren Honda is probably the closest we'll get to seeing a British Leyland F1 team. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Popular but very badly made, run by idiots and destined to fail?

# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 16:31

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

According to reddit this is Alonso doing a reflex test to prepare for Malaysia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEcPdf298ys

Now I'm no robotics / AI expert but to me that looks like leaked footage from the MTC of an android being re-programmed.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 20:19

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Excellent to see 4 times world champion Vettel destroying the scum duo of Kimi and Rickydickywankshit.

Hopefully Ricciardo will be sacked by Haliwell because of his shockingly bad performance. Disgraceful.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 08:14

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Human Grand Prix posted:

I think Honda should seriously consider withdrawing. I mean I knew they would be last but 5 seconds is really, really unacceptable.

Your dad should have considered withdrawing

# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 18:25

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

El Hefe posted:

lol

it's a mark for the driver

Ha! As if a McLaren is going to go fast enough to need guiding into the pits. They'll be pushing it in

# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 19:03

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Human Grand Prix posted:

Push the car into Ron's Anus.

You mean the McLaren wind tunnel?

# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 19:08

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

I enjoyed this post.

I bet Bianchi is rolling in his grave that for the first time ever there are cars on the grid he might be able to pass and yet he and his team are both now dead.

RIP In Pieces #MH370

#GranTurismoJules

# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 19:33

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Alain Post posted:

I dont think Mclaren considered this culture change during the design phase with honda

If only they'd teamed up with a engine supplier that they'd had success with in the past.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 19:44

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Human Grand Prix posted:

The Japanese culture is layers upon layers of bureaucracy and a fear of admitting to your mistakes.

and pixelated penises

# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 20:20

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Just watched the replay on BBC because I wasn't getting up to watch this awful sport at cock o'clock.

Hilarious to see Vettel making Kimi look like a spastic. Kimi should be banned for almost killing future world champion Maldonado.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 20:28

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Norns posted:

Guys, 16 cars started and 11 finished. Take a second, think about how hilarious that is.

I wonder what the lowest amount to finish this year will be?

7?

# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 20:35

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Red Bull are doing no more or no less than Ferrari have done for the past 20 odd years. Moaning when things don't go their way, cheating to win, threatening to quit the sport. These were all done by Ferrari under Todt and DeMontezemelo.

Ban Daniel Ricciardo and Kimi Raikkokonen. Ban these sick men from this sport right now.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2015 09:00

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

WhoNeedsAName posted:

Because personality has no place in F1!

Kimi has the personality of a shoe and Ricckitits is just a coked out chav being used as a crass marketing ploy to get the "yoof" drinking more Red Bull.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2015 11:37

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

#m'blessed

# ¿ Mar 19, 2015 22:29

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

jammyozzy posted:

I am still planning to do Lewis this weekend.

Adrian? Is that you?

# ¿ Mar 20, 2015 13:41

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

be nice wicka posted:

what a bunch of children. dominate the sport for four years and start whining literally the instant they're not top dogs. it is the best interest of the sport for them to gently caress off and die.

You've just described Ferrari for most of the past three decades.

Yes, Red Bull are being dicks, but at least it makes a change from those awful Italians sqwaking on about how unfair it is that they can't win.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2015 17:43

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Gary Hartstein seems to be turning into JJOC

# ¿ Mar 22, 2015 09:01

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

julian assflange posted:

Bernie will live to 100 and on that day he will meet with Vince McMahon

He's not dead. He's in season 2 of TV's most pretentious cop show, True Detective

# ¿ Mar 22, 2015 10:41

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

jammyozzy posted:

Mercifully(?!) Kolles is otherwise engaged with another endeavour: http://www.fiawec.com/en/news/lotus-team-re%E2%88%92named-bykolles-racing_2863.html.

That's the worst name for a racing team since Scuderia Ferrari.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2015 18:13

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

A friend of mine moved to Australia a few years ago and married an Australian man. That man has a cousin and that cousin's face just popped up on my timeline.

I am disgusted.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2015 13:42

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

https://twitter.com/F1__1995

That's a "live" Twitter feed from 2005. It's great

# ¿ Mar 24, 2015 23:20

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

"IndyCar wants to be an alternative for countries priced out of F1"

Ahhh bless. That's like the way Nic Hamilton wants to be a racing driver

# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 13:03

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

I wonder if Manor have download all their software?

# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 16:48

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Kilmers Elbow posted:

J'accuse!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/formula1/32050898

If Newey's response isn't "Piss off, you cowardly, garlic eating surrender-monkies" then he's missed a trick.

Red Bull aren't doing themselves any favours at the moment but at least they aren't French.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 23:19

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Tsaedje posted:

With everybody going to Alonso's funeral, who's left to go to Bottas'? Ratzenbergered

RIP in piece Bottas, I'd forgotten about that. Maybe his fellow countryman Markus Ericksons will.

Switzerland will remember it's fallen son.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 23:25

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

El Hefe posted:

Racist article

Exactly. How many races has Kimi won for Williams? Or how many people has Ricciardo rescued from a fire?

# ¿ Mar 26, 2015 09:08

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Funzo posted:

So how can Suzie actually get a superlicense?

The same way she got her current job: by using her tits, fanny and arse.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2015 16:05

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Yep.

They too were humiliated by a black guy.

Churchill wasn't black. You racist

# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 09:12

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

track day bro! posted:

whats next is ron going to dig up sennas grave.

Just as soon as Lewis has finished pissing on it

# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 09:40

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

In an announcement that will shock no one, the French are considering surrendering because the Germans are beating them. Again.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 12:53

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 01:39

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

monkeytennis posted:

What time does the race start in the UK on Sunday? The clocks going forward is confusing and upsetting me.

Coverage starts at 7am. So race must start at 8. That's new time, not old, winter time.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 20:14

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