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axleblaze posted:Rename CineD "the bone zone". Tia That name is unfortunately taken. By your mom's bedroom.
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Mar 13, 2015 21:20
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Idea: remake of Tank Girl directed by Neil Blomkamp and starring yo-landi.
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Mar 16, 2015 02:39
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I would mostly just like to see Blomkamp's version of the mutant kangaroo people.
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Mar 16, 2015 03:06
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Dickeye, man, you know technical stuff right? And you live in one of the carolinas, yeah? Some TV shows film there, apply for some PA work.
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Mar 17, 2015 20:01
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Chinatown better on rewatch.
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Mar 18, 2015 19:38
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My co-workers and I got very drunk at work last night because it was inexplicably dead for a bar on st paddy's day, and I tried to fall asleep in one of the booths in the back. Which would have been bad because if no one noticed I was there, I would currently be locked in my bar, hungover with bad phone service and a giant metal shutter blocking me from the outside world. The moral of the story is that there's a little SCH in all of us.
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Mar 18, 2015 20:12
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Mechafunkzilla posted:Walking through a casino while sober is like getting a contact high for major depression. The only casino I've been to Mohegan Sun. So my experience was that plus white guilt.
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Mar 18, 2015 20:40
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Jenny Angel posted:They're right, except that being a snob is good and being mad gay is even better. Agreedo. Being a faggy snob owns. I wanna get business cards with just my name and the words "FAGGY SNOB" written on em.
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Mar 20, 2015 20:43
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Lurdiak posted:The thing I remember the most about Gone in 60 Seconds is that it has the most by-the-numbers "quirky coroner who doesn't mind eating a sandwich next to a corpse" character in all of cinema. There's literally nothing else to him except that cliche. This is what I like about John Noble's character in Fringe: he's pretty much exactly that cliche spread out over 100 episodes. The best part of the show is all the weird food that kooky fucker gets the munchies for while examining the gruesome sci-fi atrocity of the week.
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Mar 21, 2015 23:09
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Y'all got furious pretty fast.
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Mar 21, 2015 23:13
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Re: Bobby Yeah, were those loving toenail clippings all over the main dude's head?
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Mar 22, 2015 05:00
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axleblaze posted:Yes. Yes they were. As in the animator literally used his own nail clippings. Nail clippings were also used on the head of that worm thing. Christ that gives me the willies. I was hoping they were wood shavings or something. Incredible movie, btw, thank you for sharing. I didn't think it was possible to experience such levels of disgust and endearment simultaneously. The animation and artwork were so loving good I thought I was looking at actual living beings at times, and that really hosed with me.
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Mar 22, 2015 05:22
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Yo dillweeds, I need your help. What's a good Italian-language movie set in contemporary Rome?
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Mar 24, 2015 00:36
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Samuel Clemens posted:The Great Beauty Sounds tight. They talk a lot of italian in that one? By the way, while I'm here, on that note, what's a very efficient free way of brushing up on one's speaking skills in a foreign language?
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Mar 24, 2015 00:44
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Get really drunk with people who speak that language We'll see how I feel about partying with Italians after watching The Great Beauty.
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Mar 24, 2015 00:50
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If a group of dickeyes ever congregated, it would probably look a lot like the taliban, only with wrestling and anime instead of Islam.
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Mar 24, 2015 02:39
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therattle posted:There's a fantastic party scene in the film, I think the opening. Sorrentino is one of my favourite contemporary directors. Yeah I didn't get a chance to finish the whole thing but that was one hell of an opener. I'm the old dude with the glasses saying "I'm going to screw you!"
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Mar 24, 2015 19:43
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Watching that Hitchcock joint one of you folks posted earlier. This scene is really good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1J0pUURCj8 Am I overestimating Hitchcock's reputation as a total horn dog, or is that champagne bottle supposed to resemble a giant boner? EDIT: hm can't embed with a start-at time. Go to 8:06.
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Mar 24, 2015 20:10
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Hey everybody, what sort of horrible things would you think about a man publically eating from a pound-and-half bag of lucky charms marshmallows. Jut the marshmallows. A whole bag. What would you think. This is purely hypothetical.
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Mar 25, 2015 05:01
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Now, no one's talking about eating THE WHOLE BAG in one sitting, mind you. Just, you know, casually snacking from the 'shmallow sack on his way home.
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Mar 25, 2015 05:09
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Skwirl posted:Marshmallows aren't a snack, they're a dessert. Pretzels are a snack, or if you're Tars Tarkas, raisins. They're also a breakfast, ya dimbulb! Kramjacks posted:First I would think "jeeze, just wait until you get home", and then I would think "Oh well, its not my business what other people eat on their bus ride or whatever". Ooooh ouch sorry that edit just invalidated your whole opinion because raisins, like all grape products, are nothing less than proof of a loving and merciful god. Carly Gay Dead Son fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Mar 25, 2015 |
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Mar 25, 2015 05:20
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^^^^lol if you actually ate the cereal part of lucky charms as a kid.Kramjacks posted:Man what? What are raisins good for? All they do is ruin cookies by looking like chocolate chips at a glance. Maybe it's cause I'm sicilian, but I think that whole mentality that the raisin is merely the chocolate chip's lame-o doppleganger, is wrong as gently caress.
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Mar 25, 2015 05:25
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^^^Maybe you don't like eating raisins because whenever you look at one, you see yourself: a shriveled-up mockery of the man/grape you once were.Skwirl posted:I ate Kix, my parents wouldn't buy me cereal with marshmallows. Mine wouldn't either once they realized I was turning into a completely repulsive marshmallow-fiend. It's been so long since I've had lucky charms... that's why I'm really enjoying this bag of dehydrated marshmallows right now. Carly Gay Dead Son fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Mar 25, 2015 |
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Mar 25, 2015 05:32
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Lurdiak posted:Raisins are delicious as long as they aren't baked into cookies or bread. Then they're just mushy awfulness. As for choosing between raisins and chocolate... Sorry but you're hosed in the head too. Son, I'd eat any dried fruit baked into a baked good everyDAY if I could.
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Mar 25, 2015 05:40
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cheerfullydrab posted:Cinnamon raisin bagels are good for bagel sandwiches that involve roast beef or chicken salad. Good combination of sweet and savory. This information may actually have changed my life radically.
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Mar 25, 2015 05:41
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I'm going to post this Drew Carey Gepetto number and take my leave of you all: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw7_U2vwsSw
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Mar 25, 2015 05:47
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The first and only time I've seen myself bald was in a drawing. I was a rad-looking hand-drawn bald dude, and since then I'm constantly looking for an excuse to go full moby on the world.
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Mar 25, 2015 20:23
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Ya ever do a 96? It's the 69 position only you're back-to-back, and you just have a nice conversation with each other from afar. You're still naked though. It's not a very popular sex position.
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Mar 25, 2015 21:13
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Someone recommend me something light and fluffy to watch while I eat dinner. Something that'll keep me pleasantly distracted from the potentially horrid meal I'm about to have.
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Mar 26, 2015 01:19
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^^^now that's REALLY a foul thought. Right right yes i see 'hah hah hah this guy wants to watch a movie while he eats... so I'm gonna recommend a movie to him where people eat POOP or HUMAN FLESH! Hah hah that'll show the bastard!' Can we move on, please?
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Mar 26, 2015 01:29
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Demolition man actually was a good suggestion yo. I might pick that.axleblaze posted:Why do people keep thinking this is a thread to get good advice in? MMM yeah why would I ask a forum full of film nerds for film recommendations? Hmm I don't know what I was thinking. Buggers the mind!
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Mar 26, 2015 01:33
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:Pink Flamingos drat, well played. Anyway, this meal is actually incredible so never mind, crisis averted, toodles!
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Mar 26, 2015 01:36
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axleblaze posted:You're kinda a dick, y'know that? Does that bugger your mind??? I'm one of these sarcastic assholes. 
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Mar 26, 2015 01:56
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axleblaze posted:Anyways... This is cool. It works just as well without the live-action parts, but I do miss the cat eating the bird from the full-length.
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Mar 26, 2015 02:04
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Armour of God; what a wonderful film it is. At first I was a little annoyed at the lack of kung fu, but then I realized what I was watching: Indiana Jones and the Reversed Orientalist Perspective. Also the bad guys are this weird cult of white gay muslim satanists. 10/10
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Mar 26, 2015 20:22
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Y'all smell like poo poo.
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Mar 27, 2015 02:05
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axleblaze posted:You post non stop about comics, anime, podcasts, obscure bad movies, JRPGs and wrestling. You own a giant robot. Either you're a nerd or the term is meaningless anyways. Dickeye does not post about comics, anime, podcasts, obscure bad movies, JRPGs and wrestling; he IS comics, anime, podcasts, obscure bad movies, JRPGs and wrestling.
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Mar 31, 2015 23:00
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Any of y'all true crime reading creeps watch A Touch of Sin? It's pretty much a portrayal of modern China through a series of vignettes based on actual 21st century crimes/scandals. Anyway it's incredible, and features the second-most despicable Chicago Bulls fan in all of Asia, Kim Jong Un being the first.
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Sir Kodiak posted:Is the bit at the start of Rush where loving Chris Hemsworth of all people is philosophizing that women want to have sex him because he's a race car driver and they're "close to death" satirical, or is the movie really this far up its own rear end? I don't remember the exact wording of the quote, but I do remember it sounded like exactly the sort of bullshit a self-important jagoff who spends all his time driving cars and bangin chicks would say. I actually kinda liked Rush. It was ugly in all the right ways, and watching 80s Thor and dweeby austrian burn victim go through penis contest after penis contest was fun as heck. It was a lot like The Duelists in those ways.
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