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fuck. marry. t-rex

I don't consume media. I don't own a TV. Streaming is for the birds. I wrap all my antennas in lead sheathing to keep out the radios, and I do my pipes as well in case some jokester sets up a crystal fm.

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fuck. marry. t-rex

When someone tries to talk to me about a show I shut my eyes and yell so I don't consume it vicariously...

fuck. marry. t-rex

I canceled my Internet and sleep on a mound of classic literature and textbooks in my spacious closet.

fuck. marry. t-rex

Back when I used to go outside, sometimes I'd be driving and looking out the side windows. Well the long panning view made me think of the intro to a city cop show or something- that's when I closed my eyes and lost my license.

At least I don't pay TV taxes anymore because I don't have an income.

fuck. marry. t-rex

Pizzatime posted:

I don't think bullying me into giving an institution 500€ for a service I do not use is beneficial to my life

I'm going to bully you into giving me your lunch money

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