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Grass Effect
what are these mysterious glowy spots on my floor????? it's so... orangey!

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Nosfereefer

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p sure thats cum op

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GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

its one very big sperm

Grass Effect
nah... dried cum looks bright yellow, this can't be it... could it?

cuntman.net

blood

obviously

Grass Effect

TWIST FIST posted:

blood

obviously

i don't have a real blood thing to compare it to. is this right?

Nosfereefer

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bleed on the floor, compare

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fuck. marry. t-rex

Show us ur sheets

Nosfereefer

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also cum on it

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Nosfereefer

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in fact pour a bunch of stuff on ur floor for the science of it

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Al Borland

by XyloJW

Grass Effect posted:

nah... dried cum looks bright yellow, this can't be it... could it?

ah yes dried cum, the color of a thousand burning suns.

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Al Borland posted:

ah yes dried cum, the color of a thousand burning suns.

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Grass Effect
science time!



THIS looks suspicious......




they told me this was fluorite. they LIED.

Al Borland

by XyloJW
im expecting this to turn into goatse.

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SurfinArbiter

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heh
what is that rock

Awesome!

Ready for adventure!


Grass Effect posted:

nah... dried cum looks bright yellow

Grass Effect posted:

i don't have a real blood thing to compare it to.

how much dried cum do you have lying around?

Afro Doug

how about you use it to give yourself a suntan

playground tough

Grass Effect posted:

nah... dried cum looks bright yellow, this can't be it... could it?

why do you do this

Grass Effect

SurfinArbiter posted:

what is that rock

Thought it was a fluorite. I was wrong, because those apparently glow under blacklight

actual pic:

Grass Effect fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Mar 14, 2015

treasure bear

ugh looks like something real gross happened here lets take a closer look :mrgw:

Al Borland

by XyloJW
feldspar.

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Bread Set Jettison

is this gonna become keyboard goop


fuck. marry. t-rex

let ur sister see your cunstains vicarious over the net,

Make it happen with this thread

SurfinArbiter

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heh

Bread Set Jettison posted:

is this gonna become keyboard goop

pls no

Grass Effect
keyboard is relatively new, so there are no discernible glowy goop pieces.

Al Borland

by XyloJW

Grass Effect posted:

keyboard is relatively new, so there are no discernible glowy goop pieces.

check your monitors.

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Scaly Haylie

you have to cum on the fluorite first :rolleyes:

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Grass Effect posted:

what are these mysterious glowy spots on my floor????? it's so... orangey!



ghost spoon

Grass Effect

do ghosts leave their tiny spoons lying around? how do I return it?

Wertjoe

Grass Effect posted:

do ghosts leave their tiny spoons lying around? how do I return it?

As Grass Effect drew in his final breaths his trembling hand reached for the small, ghost spoon.
"I'll finally fulfill my promise."
His hand suddenly fell limp as his life drained away from him, slipping through his fingers.

Also he drops the ghost spoon so he wont even return it LOL JERK!

Scaly Haylie

only a silver spoon can harm ghost spoons

landy.

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

let ur sister see your cunstains vicarious over the net,

Make it happen with this thread

you say this like he didn't show her the pictures first


Just Burgs

Nosfereefer posted:

p sure thats cum op

No man, that ain't me!


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treasure bear

hmm let me check this stain against my reference dry cum sample

Machai

Fess up op. You originally bought the light for growing your hidden pot farm but got distracted by your cum stains. Maybe you should have installed the light before getting high

Machai

Grass Effect posted:

nah... dried cum looks bright yellow, this can't be it... could it?

Yellow is a warmer color. As the stain gets older it starts shifting to orange and then red. That is a really old cum stain.

Scaly Haylie

ol dirty cumstains

Machai

[A shopped ver of cumburgs' av glowing like it is under a UV light]

Just Burgs

Machai posted:

[A shopped ver of cumburgs' av glowing like it is under a UV light]

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