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Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

It�s the end of a long day of measuring the height of random objects for Shigeru Miyamoto. All he wants to do is settle down and play any one of the endless number of great games for the Wii U that he has specifically held back from release because he is a sadist. Our hero flicks past F-Zero Wii U, Mario Power Tennis Wii U, Super Paper Mario Wii U, Bomberman Blast Wii U, Mario Golf Wii U, and even Super Mario Sunshine Wii U. Eventually, he settles on Super Mario Strikers Wii U.

Unbeknownst to Japan�s most famous semi-professional dog breeder, his beloved Shetland Sheepdog Pikku (pictured below) has been up to no good.

Miyamoto-san has lately paid Pikku very little attention, being far too busy working full days and late nights creating, perfecting, and finally destroying HD remakes of countless Nintendo classics. But there�s only so much neglect a dog can take. Today, Pikku�s nerves finally gave way, causing him to assiduously jam an entire CHUM Extra Chumpy maki roll into the Wii U disc drive.

The moment our protagonist - the digital Duce, the electronic El Jefe - inserts disc into drive, the console emits a distressingly moist keening and begins to visibly judder within the confines of the entertainment unit (which is precisely 1.2m tall). Pikku howls in resonance with the console�s cry as motley shards of light puncture the darkness of the TV screen. An ill wind picks up and sends draft manuscripts for an as-yet-unpublished series of Mario/Bowser hentai manga poltergeisting about the room.

Finally, the console grows quiet, the CD tray oozing a steaming mixture not unlike canned Stagg chilli, and Miyamoto leans in: amidst flickering neon swastikas and what looks suspiciously like a logo for NINTENDO OF DIM CARCOSA, a game title can be discerned on the 127� display.

Miyamoto sighs as he draws his Wii-mote. With equal parts delight and fear, he presses �start�.

Inside the game world, the assets begin to load. Mushrooms grow and stars align. The familiar cast of much loved characters emerges from glutinously soiled ROM.

But something has gone wrong! The Wii U was built to handle many things, but not Extra Chunky! Several chips and circuits cry out in horror: �We can�t repel pet food of this magnitude!�

While most of the characters are Clean, having loaded without difficulty, several of them have become Corrupted. If the corruption takes over, the characters will all be wiped and the game will crash, never to restart. But if the corruption can be thwarted - if the Corrupted characters can all be deleted - the Clean survivors will fulfil their potential and give Miyamoto the gaming experience of a lifetime.

Miyamoto stares, transfixed by the loading screen. For him, this pause will be over in a moment. But at the software level, it will last for days.

Game details:

- In this game the alignments are Corrupted (Mafia) and Clean (Town).
- Initially, days start at 9am and finish on 9pm the following day (Melbourne time; GMT +10). Nights then run for 12 hours. This will be adjusted as numbers shrink.
- First day will probably start on Monday!
- Each day will end on the hammer.
- This page has good information about roles. However, the only definitive information about the roles in this game is the information in the PMs from the moderators. If you have any questions about your role, shoot one of us a PM.
- Entry to this game is by invitation only. (If you want an invitation, PM me or Small Keating or post in the thread. Invitations are pretty much only for AusPol regulars.)
- Your moderators for this game will be Those On My Left and Small Keating. Feel free to get in touch with either of us.

Rules:

1) Do not edit your posts. If you do this you will be modkilled.
2) Do not quote or pretend to quote any PM that is sent to you by a moderator. If you do this you will be modkilled. (You may discuss, describe and lie about mod PMs, but you must not quote or pretend to quote directly from them.)
3) Do not post a picture that is included in a PM that is sent to you by a moderator. If you do this you will be modkilled.
4) Do not deliberately post after the hammer has fallen. If you do this you will be modkilled.
5) Do not deadpost. If you do this you will make me very sad.
6) Do not post about this game in the chat thread. If you do this you will be modkilled.
7) You must post on Day 1. If you do not post on D1, you will be modkilled or replaced.
8) If you want to perform a night action, you must PM your night action to Those On My Left by midnight.

Those On My Left fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Mar 15, 2015

# ? Mar 13, 2015 20:47

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 13:38

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Votefinder link: http://votefinder.org/game/new-super-mario-party-kart-bros

Those On My Left fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Mar 18, 2015

# ? Mar 13, 2015 20:47

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

I'm in and ready to bring shame upon my ancestors!

The invite is cute as hell. :3:

# ? Mar 13, 2015 21:07

G-Spot Run: Jun 28, 2005

Aaaa, so cute invites!

Yes, I will play new super mario kart party paper something mumble cough ds 3!

# ? Mar 13, 2015 21:40

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Holy mother of god yes I am in

# ? Mar 13, 2015 21:56

Fruity Gordo: Aug 5, 2013; Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

omg

# ? Mar 13, 2015 22:27

tithin: Nov 14, 2003; [Grandmaster Tactician]

Keiran saw the invitation and now he's talking about watching Mario and Luigi time.

Therefore, I am in.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 22:34

everythingWasBees: Jan 9, 2013

In!

# ? Mar 13, 2015 22:46

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

This is gonna be awesome!

# ? Mar 13, 2015 23:01

Tirade: Jul 17, 2001; Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division; Pillbug

Can't say no after an invite like that. In!

# ? Mar 13, 2015 23:12

Milkfred E. Moore: Aug 27, 2006; 'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Let's do this thing!

# ? Mar 13, 2015 23:32

Asphyxious: Jun 25, 2012; I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Nothing could keep me from this.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 23:42

Bifauxnen: Aug 12, 2010; Curses! Foiled again!

Let's-a go! (in)

# ? Mar 13, 2015 23:45

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

Howdy

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:19

MysticalMachineGun: Apr 5, 2005

I'm just so happy to be invited :kimchi:

I'm in!

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:21

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

I'm more interested in who wasn't invited.

~awkward~

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:31

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

In like dog food in a wiiu :dukedog:

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:36

Gwynplaine: Jan 24, 2015; "Let me get this straight..."

Love the concept.
In it to Gwyn it.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:46

MysticalMachineGun: Apr 5, 2005

Those On My Left posted:

Miyamoto sighs as he draws his Wii-mote. With equal parts delight and fear, he presses the �A� button to start.

Get wiith it, Wii scrub.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:49

The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

So cute :3 I'm in!

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:57

Asphyxious: Jun 25, 2012; I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Gwynplaine posted:

Love the concept.
In it to Gwyn it.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:58

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

is this the rap battle game

# ? Mar 14, 2015 01:19

Splode: Jun 18, 2013; put some clothes on you little freak

this should be good! (in)

# ? Mar 14, 2015 02:07

Gough Suppressant: Nov 14, 2008

I'm a Mario , I'm a gonna win(in)

# ? Mar 14, 2015 02:20

Negative Entropy: Nov 30, 2009

Lets-a goooo.

Can I be Alexandra Roiva from an unreleased Eternal Darkness sequel?

# ? Mar 14, 2015 02:52

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

# ? Mar 14, 2015 02:59

tithin: Nov 14, 2003; [Grandmaster Tactician]

Kommando posted:

Lets-a goooo.

Can I be Alexandra Roiva from an unreleased Eternal Darkness sequel?

No, because humanity is gone.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 03:03

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgACcUDttQ0

# ? Mar 14, 2015 03:04

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

i remember having animated desktops with xp by turning on web enabled desktops. that was rad to have animated super mario backgrounds

# ? Mar 14, 2015 03:08

whats for dinner: Sep 25, 2006; IT TURN OUT METAL FOR DINNER!

I'm in!

# ? Mar 14, 2015 04:28

Negative Entropy: Nov 30, 2009

tithin posted:

No, because humanity is gone.

An unmade version of Eternal Darkness then...

actually, thats creepier.

"This isnt happening... this never happened!"

# ? Mar 14, 2015 04:52

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

Gough Suppressant posted:

I'm a Mario , I'm a gonna win(in)

That's Wario... Unless...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhB8XG9_5Rc

# ? Mar 14, 2015 06:26

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Wn48geCJ8

# ? Mar 14, 2015 06:30

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpXPtAVdMIY

# ? Mar 14, 2015 06:32

Gough Suppressant: Nov 14, 2008

Anidav posted:

That's Wario... Unless...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhB8XG9_5Rc

wuyb

# ? Mar 14, 2015 06:37

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

Don't let muyb get the 6 golden coins! Don't let muyb get close to the castle!

Obey wuyb, DESTROY MUYB!

# ? Mar 14, 2015 06:53

Asphyxious: Jun 25, 2012; I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Gough Suppressant posted:

wuyb

# ? Mar 14, 2015 08:11

Just Burgs: Jan 15, 2011; Gravy Boat 2k

Mercy, mercy, mercy me.

gently caress yeah, I'm in.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 11:20

Sulla Faex: May 14, 2010; No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

I'm in

Sulla Faex fucked around with this message at 12:12 on Mar 14, 2015

# ? Mar 14, 2015 12:08

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 13:38

Asphyxious: Jun 25, 2012; I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

If I make it past N1 I'm prob scum you can all have that one for free

# ? Mar 14, 2015 12:11

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