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Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
Nothing could keep me from this.

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Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Gwynplaine posted:

Love the concept.
In it to Gwyn it.

:staredog:

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

:laffo:

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
If I make it past N1 I'm prob scum you can all have that one for free

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.



:colbert:




Also I will never make a better snype

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

white mans burping posted:

room for one more?


thatbastardken posted:

:australia: gently caress off we're full :australia:

I dunno they seem pretty cool 2 me

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

SKY COQ posted:

WB Sulla

Sulla never left you pea brained oaf

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Matthew Beet posted:

Harsh.

His register suggests stress, I'd suspect gaspy is scum.

Don't use words you don't understand.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

thatbastardken posted:

Lol if you think threads matter

Threads are the only thing that matters, if you don't have style, what do you have?

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

thatbastardken posted:

He's not talking about a cash register Mr Coles man

I will end you.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Splode posted:

This is the most tense pre game I've seen, cool your jets guys.

I


AM




ALWAYS



CHILL

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Milky Moor posted:

Vanilla town motherfuckers

This is it. this is our chance.

Let's-a go.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Splode posted:

Sulla why don't you post in the chat thread anymore?

Sometimes I miss the days where the sulla soag menace would leave 500 new posts in the dead of night.

Man who even posts in the chat thread any more. Deadsville.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Splode posted:

hey. forums.user.Asphyxious. does. typing. like. this. upset. your. dark. forensic. wizardry?

I'll say "yes" and enjoy the results. Punctuation makes up an infinitely small part of the analysis, what it usually indicates is when a person is putting more effort and thought into punctuation than they normally would is indicative of a crafted response. For example:

"why are you trying to make your posts harder to analyse?"
- a normal question from a normal player.

"Why are you trying to make your posts harder to analyse???!!"
- someone trying to push an agenda.

And I mean this seems obvious and ridiculous but it actually works pretty well; you don't have to belabour the point with words, but people pick up on this sense of rising imperative dread and they generally don't even know why. They just feel like you're more concerned and more believable.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

I've never played Mafia before is this the sort of post we're expected to make because if so i'd like to vote sulla

Haha no no, this is just me. And most of the time I keep it to myself, so NO WORRIES THERE.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

hey i'm new to mafia can anybody tell me what it means if TOML sends you a PM with a picture of his penis going into a jar of peanut butter

Sounds pretty scummy.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Splode posted:

No don't worry, this is just how gaspy plays.He generally finds all the scum by day 2 and then spends the rest of the game trying to convince others to vote for them, without revealing how forensic linguistics works and how he uses it to find them. Then he's lynched because everybody thinks he is scum.


Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

To be fair, it turns out he is pretty often actually scum.

What is this slander?

I've only been scum once, and I have literally never been lynched. Boo wity your revisionist history. Boo I say.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Bifauxnen posted:

Nuh-uh, I was always going "man I can't wait to see when he's scum" cause he'd always been town until the Worm game. And before that he'd suggested that being scum would be a major pain for him so that was all the more reason I was anxious to see how the hell that turned out.

Yeah and it turned out to be no big deal after all. I still prefer being town though.


everythingWasBees posted:

are you scum this time

Nope! So I'll get to have actual fun instead of pretend fun.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

##unvote

##vote Asphyxious

Interesting.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

To be fair, one of the masons accidentally muddied the water by suggesting a Framer.

I was a very effective inadvertently traitorous Mason.

To be fair, I actually seeded the idea of a framer then went "golly gee gosh is that a thing???" when someone took the bait.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

I'm going to bed. I'll let Asphyxious trawl through my posts for hidden messages and tells. If you rearrange all the characters from all my posts I'm this thread you can make an ASCII image of me irl inserting a n64 controller about my person. The tattoo on my left butt cheek will hint as to my status

You wound me, sir.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Splode posted:

I love doing this. Highlight of my mafia career was suggesting there could be a mole in my masonry. There was, it was me. Completely destroyed the trust between the masonry members, preventing them from coordinating effectively while making myself look like the mole couldn't possibly be me. If nobody thought there was a mole why would they suggest it? I felt like Kira from death note.

I play with lego while actually doing analysis, unfortunately making me the shittest of the DeathNote characters.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
You know who has a suspiciously low post count in this game? That's right.




Beet.



You know what he did last time he was scum and wanted to avoid me?




Didn't post.





Put the pieces together, sheeple.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Gough Suppressant posted:

Waluigis name is a pun in Japanese

Oh so it is. Huh.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Gwynplaine posted:

I told you that, Gaspy.

I know you were 'busy' or 'studying' or 'trying to get some sleep' but I still shared this revelation with you.

Lid, in response to your question regarding my identity, I am a headache. My scumdar is almost as accurate as Gaspy's but I don't show my working (fact is, I can't)

ODC's biting my style with the first day wild accusations though.

OLD DIRTY CUMBURG'S BEHIND IT...nope nope....the scansion isn't right

USE

THE


QUOTE



FUNCTION

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
hahaha it's going to be Anidav again.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Gwynplaine posted:

Perhaps he's too busy pulling an Anidav to post at the moment.

deedle-eedle-dee

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Lid posted:

In the last game i protected them night one only to discover they had helmetted themselves.

Believing himself to be the most valuable player, yes.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Bifauxnen posted:

You beat Beet, at least.

Glad we got a full day to see if there is any point to Gaspy pointing out his absence.

There's no point to anything I do and you should chill out.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Kat Delacour posted:

I've never been on a scum team with Splode.

YOU'VE LIED ABOUT ONE THING, WHAT ELSE WILL YOU LIE ABOUT SO-CALLED-ANIDAV

Classic misdirection.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
Normally Beet and I exchange a few pleasantries before a game, he's only failed to do this twice:


when he was scum and THIS VERY GAME??


Coincidence??????????????????????

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
And guess who's been practicing medicine without a license?






that's right.






Matthew Beet.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Bifauxnen posted:

hmmm maybe I'm not imagining things after all!

##vote Asphyxious

*flips out*

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Bifauxnen posted:

either that or you're trying really hard to look like you're totally not serious this game so the scum really shouldn't bother killing you, you guys. Who's to say?

I just kind of assumed you'd know better.

Anidav posted:

I am suss on Gaspy.

That is the normal state of affairs, yes.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Bifauxnen posted:

I do think it's smart to give Gaspy space to do his thing and probably get NKed anyway, but if I say that that'll make too much sense and it'll be super scummy.

LOOK AT BIF TALKING SENSE!! GET HER!!!!

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Kat Delacour posted:

Before Gaspy fires up the linguisto5000 it's actually deliberate. I don't remember the why anymore but it's an in-joke from somewhere that's out.

Suspiciously large references to shellfish, clearly indicative of a guilty scum conscience.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
Hm yes and as you know I'd never put a vote out that I didn't believe in so

##vote Matthew beet

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Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

MysticalMachineGun posted:

Also Beet hasn't voted. Voting is the only power we townies have, so anyone not voting is not helping our cause.

GOOD LORD, CAN BEET NOT MAKE HIMSELF ANY MORE OBVIOUS?

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