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HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES


Hey, it's your resident lurker, literal baby and amazing mafia player friend HiipFire.

Has this ever happened to you?

You're just having fun playing mafia, OMGUS'ing your rear end off, when suddenly a horrible person by the name of Harell Krold comes in and calls you mafia?
This angers you enough to replace out of the game and completely ruin your day.


Well then do I have the game for you.

Welcome to Whatever the gently caress this poo poo is, a mafia game for the entire family.

This is gonna be a mafia game which is based around 3 things:

1: The fact that I have no loving clue what I'm doing

2: Gimmicks that change every day

3: Incredibly dumb roles



Rules:

Standard SA Mafia Rules apply, though you can totally break them (outside of posting mod PMs) at a price which I will not disclose.

Don't be a lurky piece of poo poo, I know, as a lurking expert that this isn't that easy sometimes, but this is just a fun game :justpost:



Sign ups:

  1. Asiina
  2. AXE COP
  3. CapitalistPig
  4. Epsilon Plus
  5. EXAKT Science
  6. Hal Incandenza
  7. Nexal
  8. numerrik
  9. Opopanax
  10. Pinterest Mom
  11. Quidnose
  12. wall monitor

also i reserve the right to do whatever the gently caress i want with this game

HiipFire fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Mar 18, 2015

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wall monitor
Jan 1, 2007

Why not.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.
seems like my kind of game

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
k

Hal Insandenza
Feb 12, 2004


I am a new player could I please join?

Rascyc
Jan 23, 2008

Dissatisfied Puppy
I am here to vote Hal the rest of the game

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Hi Best Friend Hal!

Rascyc
Jan 23, 2008

Dissatisfied Puppy
(actually I'm just ribbing Hal, don't sign me up haha)

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
##vote Hiipfire

death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

A dreadful undead cob of maize. Look, this one was probably a mistake. We're sorry.

I love stupid bullshit! I'm in.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010
sorry hiip I joined instinctively but I'll be underwater with work and running sam in the next few weeks, best I don't :(

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES

Tremendous Taste posted:

sorry hiip I joined instinctively but I'll be underwater with work and running sam in the next few weeks, best I don't :(

dont worry about it

AXE COP
Apr 16, 2010

i always feel like

somebody's watching me
ok

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Looks like a good group and I don't have rehearsals a lot after school next week. Put me in, champ!

death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

A dreadful undead cob of maize. Look, this one was probably a mistake. We're sorry.

Quidnose posted:

Looks like a good group and I don't have rehearsals a lot after school next week. Put me in, champ!

my very presence invalidates this statement

Nexal
Apr 21, 2010

Moby - Extreme ways
I don't know what the gently caress I'm really signing myself up for but yeah count me in.

numerrik
Jul 15, 2009

Falcon Punch!

In like Flynn

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

Oh no, not me
We never lost control


I hate mafia so sure

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I'm bored, you should just start this. 12 is a fine number.

wall monitor
Jan 1, 2007

Asiina posted:

I'm bored, you should just start this. 12 is a fine number.

get_on_with_it.gif

I want to have a stupid role in a game with dumb gimmicks already

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES
Fine gently caress you people I'll start it.

Role PMs will go out in a couple hours when I have access to my PC

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES
Well gently caress me I might not get all of these role PMs done before the end of this day so I'll just open the day now cause I can.

Welcome to Day 1, today we're gonna all about taking a stance, not being one of those pussy rear end bitches who just drops a case and then proceeds to not vote, so today every post requires to have a vote in it, unvotes count, but no duplicate votes.

Have fun, I guess while nobody has actually gotten their role PMs.
I'll try to get them out by tonight but I'm not completely sure.

AXE COP
Apr 16, 2010

i always feel like

somebody's watching me
##vote cpig

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop
Votecount for Day 1

CapitalistPig (1): AXE COP

Not Voting (13): Asiina, CapitalistPig, Epsilon Plus, EXAKT Science, Hal Incandenza, Nexal, numerrik, Opopanax, Pinterest Mom, Quidnose, Rascyc, Tremendous Taste, wall monitor

With 14 alive, it's 8 votes to lynch. The current deadline is March 21st, 2015 at 8 p.m. CDT -- that's in about 4 days.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
PMom is always scum

##vote PMom

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES
I can't remove people from the votefinder while on my phone, so don't worry about the extra people on the list

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Ras is scum for being on votefinder but not actually playing in the game let's vote him out.

##vote Rascyc

wall monitor
Jan 1, 2007

Asiina is always Asiina

##vote Asiina

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

Oh no, not me
We never lost control


I want to turbo someone before I get my role PM ##vote Pig

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Opopanax posted:

I want to turbo someone before I get my role PM ##vote Pig

OPOP ok thats fine, lets do this instead tho


##vote Axe cop

wall monitor
Jan 1, 2007

CapitalistPig posted:

OPOP ok thats fine, lets do this instead tho


##vote Axe cop

I agree

##vote Capitalist Pig

no wait I did that wrong gently caress

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES
OH gently caress I FORGOT TO SAY

THE CHOSEN ONE WILL RISE IN 3 DAYS!

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES

HiipFire posted:

THE CHOSEN ONE WILL RISE IN 3 DAYS!

wall monitor
Jan 1, 2007

HiipFire posted:

OH gently caress I FORGOT TO SAY

THE CHOSEN ONE WILL RISE IN 3 DAYS!

##vote Axecop

Quick we need to euphemize someone then, before the chosen one rises

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES
OK MOTHERFUCKERS

PM's ARE GOING OUT IM GONNA CLOSE THE THREAD FOR A BIT

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

HiipFire posted:

OK MOTHERFUCKERS

PM's ARE GOING OUT IM GONNA CLOSE THE THREAD FOR A BIT

k

##vote pig

wall monitor
Jan 1, 2007

I like my role pm

##unvote

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HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES
GOOGLE DOCS ARE DUMB

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