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Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
The whole thing with The Sisko being The Emissary didn't really work and led to a really unsatisfying wrap-up for Sisko at the end of the series.
Though it's funny to imagine Avery Brooks yelling at the producers when they tell him sci-fi's first black TV family is going to have an absentee dad.

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Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Luigi Thirty posted:

well, as answers go, short, to the point, utterly useless, and totally consistent with what I've come to expect

Good.

*floats away*

I'd like to see a Vorlon talk to a Hanar someday.

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



Since the they experienced time non-linearly as well shouldn't the pah wraiths have known their plan would fail?

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Nitrousoxide posted:

Since the they experienced time non-linearly as well shouldn't the pah wraiths have known their plan would fail?

You just put more thought into it than the writers did.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nitrousoxide posted:

Since the they experienced time non-linearly as well shouldn't the pah wraiths have known their plan would fail?

Maybe they like see all possible universes too but until they actually take the action they don't know which one they'll fall into.

real answer:


Entropic posted:

You just put more thought into it than the writers did.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


The pah wraiths were a little on the NWO b-team side of things. Why alter all of reality and moving ships, restoring lives and bending consciousness when you can instead throw some hadoukens around in a corridor until its time to lose.

I think the pah wraiths were a tool of the prophets to keep ratings up at a time when a few of the BJ's were starting to wake up and realize how lovely their planet and civilization was compared to every one elses.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

so the pah-wraith that took over keiko is Virgil

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Nitrousoxide posted:

Since the they experienced time non-linearly as well shouldn't the pah wraiths have known their plan would fail?

Unless that plan failing was actually part of another plan entirely! Your move, Prophets.

Freemason Rush Week
Apr 22, 2006

Tujague posted:

Yeah, the whole pah-wraiths / prophets thing was the farty noise at the end of DS9's otherwise dope final chapter. In retrospect it seems like they wrote themselves into several corners. I was OK with Gul Dukat selling his soul to the devil in order to screw everyone who had mistreated him, even if he had to turn into a Bajoran to do it. But he never should have been reduced to begging - the evil prophets should have had a better plan than that. Nurse Ratched should have died an unredeemed chump, and Sisko's last message to the Bajorans should have been "The prophets are going bye-bye, time to stand on your own!" Which would have left the wormhole a potential threat, therefore making the truce with the Founders heavy and unrelated poo poo.

BAM! TOS-style social commentary with fewer loops.

Instead they kind of went two steps forward and one back on all of these points, which made for some sweet cliffhangers but it got tiring real fast. Also, every conversation with the prophets should have been shorter and they should never repeat prophet catchphrases over and over unless they have been said somewhere else or revealed in prophesy. At one point they were just going "THE SISKO SHOULD EAT SANDWICHES!" and Sisko would go "BUT I DON'T WANT A SANDWICH! WHAT DOES A SANDWICH MEAN!??" and the prophets would go "THE SISKO SHOULD EAT SANDWICHES" until the plot point was beaten out like the world's most unenthusiastic jerk-off session.

And there should have been fewer conversations with the prophets.

I knew you had a good post in there somewhere! :waycool:

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
Space gods ain't necessarily bad. It's just really easy to do them poorly. Q is still my favourite sci-fi portrayal of a god(s) and it's only because they left the human ascension question wide open.


It made me hard, you see. Because of my god complex.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Mr. Horrible posted:

I knew you had a good post in there somewhere! :waycool:

Nobody asked, but I guess that's a bigger issue than just this post

Looking forward to your tard spume about the VOY finale, little buddy!







(NOTE: HEAVY SARCASM)

Freemason Rush Week
Apr 22, 2006

Tujague posted:

Nobody asked, but I guess that's a bigger issue than just this post

Looking forward to your tard spume about the VOY finale, little buddy!







(NOTE: HEAVY SARCASM)

christ, even by brony standards you're terrible

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Which one of you is the pah wraith in this fight?

Freemason Rush Week
Apr 22, 2006

You know, shadow... there are times when posting seems so complicated. Nothing is truly good or truly evil. You start to think that everything is shades of gray. Then you spend time with a sperg like Tujague... and you realize there is really such a thing as evil after all.

Mondian
Apr 24, 2007

shadow puppet of a posted:

Which one of you is the pah wraith in this fight?

I'm actually just a pah wraith Kinder Egg

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Why can't we all just get along? Like when the senior staff plays poker.

Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord
Wanted to interrupt this retard slap fight to say I just watched In the Pale Moonlight. A good Trek

Also, if I drink tonight maybe I'll come up with something to follow my Gull Dukat photoshop

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Geoff Zahn posted:

Wanted to interrupt this retard slap fight to say I just watched In the Pale Moonlight. A good Trek

Also, if I drink tonight maybe I'll come up with something to follow my Gull Dukat photoshop

More photoshops please!

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
You know, Redshirt didn't start to go truly fucktarded bug nuts until he started straining and heaving to try to lay :sickburns: on me in a Star Trek thread. I mean, things got worse from there, but it was pretty much the exact same kind of "Huh huh, his posts are bad riteguys? Right? Guys?" pitiful fat kid crybaby multi-rageposting you are witnessing here.

Freemason Rush Week
Apr 22, 2006

leaked video from a future update to the awful app:



now that's what I call digital communication!

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



after porn, star trek was probably the second-highest traffic generator of the early popular internet

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

VectorSigma posted:

after porn, star trek was probably the second-highest traffic generator of the early popular internet

There were a lot of Star Trek webrings.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

and a lot of Star Trek porn

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Luigi Thirty posted:

and a lot of Star Trek porn

Wasn't there a Star Trek porno where one of the guys behind it was a former TNG writer who used it as an excuse to bring to life a beloved script of his that was rejected?

Orange Sunshine
May 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Nitrousoxide posted:

Since the they experienced time non-linearly as well shouldn't the pah wraiths have known their plan would fail?

It was never stated that the pah wraiths experienced time in a non linear way.

They weren't prophets, they weren't in the celestial temple/wormhole, and their attempts to take the wormhole always failed, so it would seem that they experienced time as linear and didn't know they would fail.

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



Orange Sunshine posted:

It was never stated that the pah wraiths experienced time in a non linear way.

They weren't prophets, they weren't in the celestial temple/wormhole, and their attempts to take the wormhole always failed, so it would seem that they experienced time as linear and didn't know they would fail.

I'm pretty sure they were literally prophets who didn't share the same views as the ones in the wormhole and so got kicked out.

Unless the the ability to see time non-linearly comes from being in the wormhole (unlikely since they didn't even understand the directionality of time "until" Sisko explained it to them) the Pah Wraiths should be the same.

Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord

quote:

Wraith chat

man even visor-less Geordi can see it was just lovely writing

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


I wish the writers went further into Dr. Crusher's upbringing as a frizz-based lifeform living in a human society.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
Sir, the dehumidifiers on deck 15 are offline!

The frizz won't stay on deck 15...

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

Tighclops posted:

Sir, the dehumidifiers on deck 15 are offline!

The frizz won't stay on deck 15...

The real reason for the sweep in Starship Mine.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Tighclops posted:

Sir, the dehumidifiers on deck 15 are offline!

The frizz won't stay on deck 15...

Before you know it

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Someone who posted on page 100, go back and edit your post so this gif is there.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.


Flabby, pasty-skinned, riddled with phlebitis... a good Republican body.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Entropic posted:

Though it's funny to imagine Avery Brooks yelling at the producers when they tell him sci-fi's first black TV family is going to have an absentee dad.

holy poo poo

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Theres a legend among my people that tells of stories from my ancestors that Voyager was amazing. It was the best.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Mr. Horrible posted:

leaked video from a future update to the awful app:



now that's what I call digital communication!

Just wait until smart watches take off and people can use the awful app to post without even typing:

"Hey google"

*beep*

Post "Wow that guy got cucked. hosed up if true."

*Sent*

" Hey Google"

*beep*

"Where is the nearest comic book store? "

*beep*

" Hey Google"

*beep*

"Post: "lol at the fact you're all nerds. I bet you are a fat neck breathing goon and everything who gets cucked all the time"

*Sent*


On the plus side you'll be able to spot the goons publicly as they will be saying their posts out loud just like Star Trek communicators where you just call the captain and his badge is automatically on loudspeaker.

"Crusher to Captain"

"Yes Doctor "

" The results from your renal swab are back, it looks like.... "

"Uhhh not now Beverly I'm in the middle of talking to this alien ambassador"

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Luigi Thirty posted:

Impossible, the Vulcan Science Institute has determined that time travel is impossible




that wasn't a time travel episode. T'Pol's grandmother lived during the 1950s

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Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

shadow puppet of a posted:

I wish the writers went further into Dr. Crusher's upbringing as a frizz-based lifeform living in a human society.



I don't know anything about huge red wigs, but are they, like, straining a huge red wig to it's limits or what's going on?

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