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unlimited shrimp posted:how does this one jive with the episode where it turns out all humanoid races have a common ancestor That episode doesn't even jive with itself because no two people turn into the same thing.
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Mar 23, 2015 03:52
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nothing French about John Luck Pickerd
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Mar 23, 2015 17:42
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Gutcruncher posted:Just rewatched Darmok and I think my favorite part is when the Enterprise crew finds that they cant understand a drat word these aliens are saying, so Picard tries his hand at communication which is just him speaking normal English but really loudly. That's the OG universal translator
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Mar 24, 2015 01:02
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Wolfsheim posted:I started watching TNG from the beginning recently and I forgot that literally the third episode is the one where the backwards, savage honor-obsessed race is just black people in African tribal garb  "They're almost human!"
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Mar 30, 2015 01:07
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Only humans get personal drink preferences because they're the only ones who get personalities beyond whatever their specified racial personality is. Worf's prune juice addiction is like the one exception
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Apr 7, 2015 01:17
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That's either some space potato kung fu or the Irish reflex that triggers whenever a woman is talking
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Apr 7, 2015 01:34
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chaosbreather posted:one thing i don't get about star trek is they're always talking to someone called 'computer' 
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May 14, 2015 21:56
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Sadly Klingon food is a health code violation all on its own
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May 22, 2015 20:27
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I always had a soft spot for part 3. For whatever reason that was the only star trek I owned on tape and would watch it all the time. Them stealing it really was the best part, but it made 10 year old me wonder why they needed all those people on board when the main cast could run the whole ship. Also, why didn't they take Uhura? They let all their calls go to the space answering machine
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May 25, 2015 04:04
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they assimilated too many redshirts and are doomed to suck
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Jun 5, 2015 01:28
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Angela Christine posted:To be fair, O'brian could beam down to bajor every weekend just as easily. She's down there with the kids, they probably have a real house and everything. Gotta be better than a grey cardy space station. O'Brien probably couldn't sleep for more than 15 minutes the whole time he was stationed on DS9 without ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS starting up
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Jun 8, 2015 17:20
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Ralp posted:what IS the difference between cajun and creole food anyway? percent possum by volume
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Jun 9, 2015 04:05
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To this day I've never watched Voyager because I didn't have UPN back then and didn't know anyone who did. Living in the middle of nowhere pays off big sometimes.
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Jun 10, 2015 04:33
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The replicators are really good at corn
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Jun 10, 2015 19:31
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Yaos posted:She is, but thankfully in Star Trek everything can be instantly cured unless it's a space virus then it takes a few more minutes. There was the one where Picard was worshipped as a god by hillbilly Vulcans
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Jun 11, 2015 03:15
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I finished watching all of TOS and started the animated series from the 70s. To be honest it feels like the original series, just the episodes are 15 min shorter. I was pleasantly surprised. Also, it seems Chekov didn't make the cut when they brought the cast back to do the voices. They just had Scotty do most of the voice work for random guys on that show, and they were going to have him do Sulu too
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Jun 14, 2015 02:26
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Those roaming charges are a bitch outside the alpha quadrant
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Jun 16, 2015 03:36
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You can try tabbed browsing in LCARS but it will more than likely cause the console to explode and lodge itself in your skull
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Jun 16, 2015 15:27
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Going from post-its to PADDs seems like a step backwards IMO.
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Jun 16, 2015 22:22
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They showed The Empath on one of the local channels over the weekend and I guess that one was where Gene blew the whole budget for the week on hookers and blow because the whole thing takes place in a featureless black void and what few effects there are are  even for TOS.
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Jun 24, 2015 02:38
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Counselor Troi piloted from the ship's wine cellar. It all makes sense now.
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Jun 24, 2015 21:45
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Mr. Horrible posted:Harry is such a spectacular bumblefuck on every level that he makes Barclay look suave and Troi look competent. I have to imagine Janeway kept him around as an emergency food supply/human shield. It would explain why they kept dragging him along whenever there was a "senior officers" meeting despite his perpetual ensign status. Somebody's gotta serve the coffee
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Jun 25, 2015 22:56
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It's just a Klingon verson of that poo poo Chekov always did where everything was actually Russian
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Jun 27, 2015 19:01
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Yaos posted:Worst part about Star Trek is how everybody only played holodeck games that were direct ports from books that were in the public domain when the episode was made. I don't even understand how that is fun, just doing exactly as the book played out. There was even an episode that had somebody whining at Data because he wasn't playing the game "correctly", although people whining about other people not playing the game right is literally 99% of the online community today. What would happen if you met Moriarty in one of the Sherlock Holmes games, and instead of listening to him monologue or some poo poo you kicked him in the balls? Would the game freeze because that never happened in any of the books? Warp core breach
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Jun 28, 2015 22:34
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They only added the safety protocols in the first place after Riker knocked up that hologram
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Jun 28, 2015 22:46
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Powered Descent posted:Except that they ran an entire universe for Moriarty (plus Moriarty himself) on one of these: Would hate to jostle that thing
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Jun 29, 2015 03:31
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Computer! reduce playback speed! beep boop 
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Jul 5, 2015 22:17
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Yaos posted:They never explain how the economy in the Federation works. We know they don't use money, and there are still undesirable jobs, but that's all we know. Why would anybody ever take an undesirable job if they have no reason to do so? Why can't a robot or a laser unclog Worf's massive shits? How are resources allocated? What's stopping me from ordering 10,000 cubic kilometers of manure? I'm pretty sure the economy is based on self sealing stembolts
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Jul 6, 2015 17:36
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Mr. Horrible posted:In Enterprise Trip tells a bunch of grade school kids that on the ship they recycle their poop. Nothing is wasted and everything is put to good use. Chakotay nods sagely. Straight from Worf's toilet to Troi's chocolate sundae
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Jul 6, 2015 20:42
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Over the weekend they showed that ep where possessed Troi breaks Worf's wrist and I figured that's where he originally got turned on by her because that's basically entry level Klingon flirtation.
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Jul 6, 2015 20:53
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He's "fully functional"
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Jul 7, 2015 03:38
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Raaaaaa-oooooo Vannnnn-tikaaaaaaaa
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Jul 11, 2015 03:24
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shadow puppet of a posted:The cast of Captain Riker: Riker's ship would be one of those snoo-snoo statues with a couple nacelles slapped on there
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Jul 12, 2015 05:30
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Dead Gay Romans posted:even in the vastness of space, the popular lines of travel would be filled with frozen hunks of poo poo everywhere. Mining corn from asteroids is more cost effective than growing it in the 24th century
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Jul 12, 2015 20:16
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The future sucks, the only entertainment is stuff that was in the public domain in 1989
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Jul 12, 2015 21:21
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The rape gangs episode was on yesterday and Tasha was talking about how she was 5 years old running from the rape gangs and I pictured a whole planet of 
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Jul 12, 2015 22:17
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The main struggle of the 24th century is trying not to have your computer lodge bits of itself in your skull whenever it bluescreens
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Jul 12, 2015 23:10
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They're using the "Klingon Weeaboo" translator setting that leaves random words untranslated All according to 
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Figaro posted:Nah, I don't think the federation would believe being gay is a defect that needs to be cured by in vitro manipulation. What is this, the Eugenics Wars! except Kirk
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