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Starfleet is a federation jobs program for everybody, barbers included. Some people have an innate need for chaos that is incompatible with just chilling planetside, smoking weed, and having a good life with your friends and family. These are the people who volunteer to zoom around space getting mind raped by energy being on a weekly basis.
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:If a transporter is an atomizer which materializes a clone with all your memories, how are the memories stored? And why isn't there constant brainwashing? Tell that to surly, brother Picard and his 24th century winery.
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Jul 7, 2015 01:03
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Spakstik posted:You mean the Luddite who paid for his ignorance by roasting alive along with those he held most dear Yeah, him and everyone who violates federation customs laws to enjoy a little romulan ale.
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Jul 7, 2015 01:55
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Hector Beerlioz posted:If Data can have sex does that mean he can poop and pee?
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Jul 7, 2015 03:40
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Nobody poops in Star Trek. Those stupid little shuttles that they spend weeks flying around the galaxy in have no toilets.
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Jul 7, 2015 14:15
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I would just like to point out the fact that Data, an emotionless android with apparent jaundice, gets laid more than LaForge.
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Jul 8, 2015 14:27
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I couldn't really fault anyone during season 1 for thinking that the show was going to tank badly. Crosby's decision only looks bad in hindsight.
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Jul 8, 2015 15:06
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Neelix is probably the type of rear end in a top hat to clog the shitter and walk away.
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Jul 14, 2015 06:13
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The idea of alien loanwords in the english language is preposterous. Future people speak the same language that we do today without modification.
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Jul 14, 2015 17:18
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Delsaber posted:The Cardassian edition of Clue would be the best thing ever. The player who rolls to go first makes the accusasion: "It was Dr Kanar in the arboretum with the self sealing stem bolt." then, all the players take turns planting the evidence cards until it matches.
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Jul 25, 2015 04:12
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chaosbreather posted:Data was also the department head of the science division And third in the ship's chain of command, despite sitting at the helm like an ensign.
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Jul 30, 2015 18:17
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Mr. Pumroy posted:how much better would voyager be if they killed harry kim every episode and replaced him with an alternate dimension duplicate like that one time They could've been South Park before South Park.
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