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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Just mention God and you can get working class votes while jobs disappear, roads crumble, and you start getting calls from the Supreme Court about violating the Constitution after cutting Education so hard that it's effectively non existent.

Also, when that doesn't work, introduce tougher Consumption Taxes, anything but taxing the Rich.



Brownback: eyeing, before presumably before stealing, this little girls lunch to give to the rich

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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
i hope a road crumbles when youre driving on it. this is such a gay rear end thread i cant believe it

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Brownback sounds like it should be a slur but it isn't.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lmao as if people should care about flyover states like Kansas or Wisconsin.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Professor Shark posted:



Just mention God and you can get working class votes while jobs disappear, roads crumble, and you start getting calls from the Supreme Court about violating the Constitution after cutting Education so hard that it's effectively non existent.

Also, when that doesn't work, introduce tougher Consumption Taxes, anything but taxing the Rich.



Brownback: eyeing, before presumably before stealing, this little girls lunch to give to the rich

Are you this man? He looks like your Avatar.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
The op is a Liberal. He's male and yet is a school teacher, which is why he Cares about education. He's probably a pedophile, or a sympathizer.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
OP: "Remember when the proud state of Kansas was not a shithole????""

Everyone else: *crickets*

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Kansas consists entirely of a single, unbroken desert plain that is devoid of both life and natural resources. That might have something to do with their economic problems, OP.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Let them feed the rich until they starve. No one gives a poo poo about Kansas.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Republicans crapped in my barren sandbox state like a bunch of adorable kittens! :black101:

Dr Tran
Dec 17, 2002

HE'S GOT A PH.D. IN
KICKING YOUR ASS!
Superman should have landed in China.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
If people have to sacrifice one states to prove that Reaganomics does not work to everybody too stupid to realize it by now, we should all be glad it's Kansas.


Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

people living in kansas voted for this guy, they deserve the slow, lingering death they're about to recieve

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



I get all my news from http://ynaija.com/, The Internet Newspaper for Young Nigerians.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
If the state was Kentucky I would have given a poo poo.

Kansas is the worst out of all the K states.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Honestly burning Kansas to the loving ground and starting over sounds like a good idea so I'm with the republicans on this one.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Frog Act posted:

I get all my news from http://ynaija.com/, The Internet Newspaper for Young Nigerians.


same and boko haram kidnapped my 8 daughters

Zig-Zag
Aug 29, 2007

Why don't we just start shooting tar heroin instead?
I drove through Kansas once. There was like one tree.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
So many people who don't believe in evolution look like knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing neanderthals. Makes you think.

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

InterFaced posted:

So many people who don't believe in evolution look like knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing neanderthals. Makes you think.

Neanderthals were smarter than homo sapiens actually. Homo sapiens just outbred them.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
I've yet to ever get into an argument about Evolution.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The Taint Reaper posted:

I've yet to ever get into an argument about Evolution.

Do you want to?

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



The Taint Reaper posted:

I've yet to ever get into an argument about Evolution.

that's because there is no argument

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Like nobody has ever once come up to me and said "yeah all that evolution stuff is bullshit" or "i don't believe it"

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp
I don't know what evolution has to do with conservative economics.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Plafop posted:

I don't know what evolution has to do with conservative economics.

Economies don't evolve, God picks who is rich.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Plafop posted:

I don't know what evolution has to do with conservative economics.

Conservatives are bad at economics and biology.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Zeroisanumber posted:

Conservatives are bad at economics and biology.

But Obama is not a conservative?

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Zeroisanumber posted:

Conservatives are bad at economics and biology.
I'm pretty sure liberals believe men and women are equal. Biology fail.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

The Taint Reaper posted:

But Obama is not a conservative?

AFAIK, he's neither Sam Brownback nor a proponent of Intelligent Design, which makes him objectively better than the entire state of Kansas.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The Taint Reaper posted:

But Obama is not a conservative?

America ran out of liberal politicians some time ago.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

kansas more like gayass

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
The most unbelievable thing about The Wizzard of Oz is that Dorothy wanted to go back to Kansas.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

The op is a Liberal. He's male and yet is a school teacher, which is why he Cares about education. He's probably a pedophile, or a sympathizer.

wow, super rude imo

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp
Liberals are loving sickos.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Plafop posted:

Liberals are loving sickos.

I am getting a distinctly sexual thrill from watching Kansas try to pull itself into prosperity by sucking off the rich and ending up with nothing but jizz on its face and not even a towel to wipe it off with.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Midwest girls are the real vital resource:

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Reagonomics? I heard that's like the XBOX ram of economics. Can anyone confirm or deny.

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May 13, 2006

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etalian posted:

Midwest girls are the real vital resource:


Homely bae voting district.

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