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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax


Bobnumerotres posted:

i like how they released a version of megamanx that looked like a lovely flash game on newgrounds from the early 2000s, costed money, ran at like 10fps and had microtransactions for energy tanks and extra lives, and this was the official licensed capcom megamanx port
Childhood. RUINED.

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elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

It's not a dream, or a lie.
I know my sister is alive out there.


FactsAreUseless posted:

Huh. I was not aware of this. That sucks.

the super hexagon guy wrote a big thing about realizing it cuz that game is so twitch

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007



Bobnumerotres posted:

i like how they released a version of megamanx that looked like a lovely flash game on newgrounds from the early 2000s, costed money, ran at like 10fps and had microtransactions for energy tanks and extra lives, and this was the official licensed capcom megamanx port
i don't believe you. this sounds too horrible to exist

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010


Y-Hat posted:

i don't believe you. this sounds too horrible to exist

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010


Whirlwind Jones posted:

Childhood. RUINED.

you cant really expect anything better from capcom but its also the perfect example of everything wrong with mobile games

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011



Never not funny.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax


Y-Hat posted:

i don't believe you. this sounds too horrible to exist
I bought it, lmao.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007



oh my

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010



Whirlwind Jones posted:

I bought it, lmao.

lmao outside, painful shrieks of agony inside

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax


Whirlwind Jones posted:

I bought it, lmao.




codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?



Y-Hat posted:

i don't believe you. this sounds too horrible to exist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbht_bSvKcs

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010


im so sorryb everybody

In Training
Jun 28, 2008



3 dollars for a music option. Lol

In Training
Jun 28, 2008



The SNES FF ports all look like complete rear end and control like garbage on touch screens. Mobile gaming FTW

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax


YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

3 dollars for a music option. Lol
To be fair mmx soundtrack rules.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine


If you told me that Donkey Kong, Adam Sandler, and Kevin james were going to be in the same movie together I would have said Bullshit....

well it's a reality....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYmWApVVA_I

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003



The Taint Reaper posted:

If you told me that Donkey Kong, Adam Sandler, and Kevin james were going to be in the same movie together I would have said Bullshit....

well it's a reality....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYmWApVVA_I

Taint reaped again

sharrrk
Feb 13, 2012

It's time to party!


i read that as adam sessler

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine


sharrrk posted:

i read that as adam sessler

He would have had a panic attack about if Destroying Pinky the Ghost counts as violence against women.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007



jeeeeeeeesus

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine


It is the year 2015, Nintendo...Nintendo has changed.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007



stop it, stop it, i'm already dead

01011001
Dec 26, 2012



Y-Hat posted:

stop it, stop it, i'm already dead

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine



That looks like a Newgrounds game. It's about as bad as the Square IOS offerings.

Famous TV Dad
Nov 1, 2011



Whirlwind Jones posted:

I bought it, lmao.

why would you buy it when there is already a remake for the psp...

Guw
Jan 10, 2013



Sega is supposedly going to be releasing games on Nintendo platforms, too. Crazy time to be alive.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010


in the news today, adam sandler, a man with bottomless pockets that seems like a humble nice guy, agrees to do another horrible movie

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine


Famous TV Dad posted:

why would you buy it when there is already a remake for the psp...

Not only that but the X collection for the PS2 and the Gamecube cost as much now as the IOS game itself.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine


Bobnumerotres posted:

in the news today, adam sandler, a man with bottomless pockets that seems like a humble nice guy, agrees to do another horrible movie

I ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THIS MOTHERFUCKER

01011001
Dec 26, 2012



The Taint Reaper posted:

That looks like a Newgrounds game. It's about as bad as the Square IOS offerings.

supposedly it's extremely annoying to play, so worse

AHungryRobot
Oct 12, 2012



platformers will always suck dick on mobile devices. touchscreen controls are absolute rear end.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine


01011001 posted:

supposedly it's extremely annoying to play, so worse

People have been saying that once Apple solidifies a universal game controller that Tablet and mobile gaming will be changed forever!

They've been saying it for almost a decade now.

program666
Aug 22, 2013

A giant carnivorous dinosaur

Y-Hat posted:

i can totally see Nintendo making new warioware games exclusively for android

I, on the other hand, can totally see DeNA making a mario generic tower defense, that will be free to play with some microtransacions, and I'm probably much more correctest.

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012



elf help book posted:

androids are pretty bad for rhythm games cuz the display lags are different on every device and all hosed up

i tried really hard to get the gba rhythm heaven working on my phone emulator and the input lag is atrocious...

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012




IT's time to torch this planet.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine


mabels big day posted:

IT's time to torch this planet.

Yeah the worst part is the IOS games are why we're not getting any Megaman games like Legends 3. Megaman made more bank on the IOS than he ever did on consoles, so Capcom is not going to go through the effort of making a new game that would require serious effort and funding. So it's just IOS games or re-using NES sprites for "sequels".

AHungryRobot
Oct 12, 2012


i seriously pity anybody that bought any of those IAP.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

DAMN, THAT MUST BE KOOPA. I'M SURE IT'S ALSO HIM WHO'S TAKEN THE PRINCESS AWAY. OK, LET'S GO GET HIM TOGETHER!


Pillbug

zen death robot posted:

phone games are trash

hoplite is fun

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBL47tHrvMA

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qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010




for about five minutes
also for me to poop on

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