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OhHiMaahk
Jan 8, 2014
##pass

I'd just like to point out that my administration was riot free. Just saying.

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Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.

OhHiMaahk posted:

I'd just like to point out that my administration was riot free. Just saying.

Mine is so much more fun! And had a free donuts for everyone policy (for a time)!

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?
pass

Klades
Sep 8, 2011

#pass

Brony Hunter
Dec 27, 2012

Motherfucking Mannis

They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them
Prisoner Revolt - 11(6) POL LEA TAC:

LEA 3 - Declare Emergency
ENG 3 - Scientific Research


Total: 0 FAIL, -1 Population and Presidency changes.

+1 Jump Prep

Fat Samurai posted:


In a shocking development, President Zarek has been seen leading the prisoners revolt in the Astral Queen. It's been theorized that the pressures of the Presidency and the compromises he's had to reach in order to ensure the survival of the fleet have been too much for his mind. Rumour has it that in the last few days Zarek had become a recluse, and that the only people allowed to enter his office were flight attendants bringing donut trays.

His last order was to proclaim Chief Tyrol his VP, claiming that he looked like a man who would enjoy a good donut.

Chief becomes the President of the Colonies


Turn 8.2: Adama (Klades) is the Current Player.

Adama {Klades} draws 1 PIL and 1 ENG by CO.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?
In the long history of the world, only a few generations have been granted the role of defending freedom in its hour of maximum danger. I do not shrink from this responsibility — I welcome it. I do not believe that any of us would exchange places with any other people or any other generation. The energy, the faith, the devotion which we bring to this endeavor will light our colonies and all who serve it — and the glow from that fire can truly light our path to Kobol.

And so, my fellow humans: ask not what your colony can do for you — ask what you can do for your colony.

Klades
Sep 8, 2011

Time to dig in the crisis deck
# Activate Caprica

Klades
Sep 8, 2011

Look what I found!

Prison Labor - 10 POL LEA TAC: Pass: No Effect; Fail: -1 Morale, -1 Food. Activate Raiders (no Jump).
whoa editing a thing because I didn't realize food was so low my bad

Brony Hunter
Dec 27, 2012

Motherfucking Mannis

They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them
:siren: Potential Game Ending Check! Turn order enforced! :siren:

OhHiMaahk
Jan 8, 2014
##play 1

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?
##play ENG 3 - Scientific Research

I can play very high but I'm sure we'll still need some help.

Brony Hunter
Dec 27, 2012

Motherfucking Mannis

They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them
ENG is now positive.

Zarek is up.

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.
Sorry guys, I'm travelling this weekend. I'll have access to my hand later today.

Brony Hunter
Dec 27, 2012

Motherfucking Mannis

They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them
No worries, we can put it on hold until you get back if you like.

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.
Sorry for the delay.

##play 4. High.

Brony Hunter
Dec 27, 2012

Motherfucking Mannis

They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them
Chief is up.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?
I seem to be having trouble accessing Dropbox, could I get a hand check?

Brony Hunter
Dec 27, 2012

Motherfucking Mannis

They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them
Hand sent.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?
##play 3

high

Holding back just enough to contribute next round.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?
Had to play slightly differently, nothing held back. This should pass.

Brony Hunter
Dec 27, 2012

Motherfucking Mannis

They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them
Blame me for this, I forgot to press a button and Chief's hand was slightly wrong.

DaisyDanger
Feb 19, 2007

Sorry, a system error occurred.
play 3

Brony Hunter
Dec 27, 2012

Motherfucking Mannis

They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them
Adama plays 1 by CO. Update coming tomorrow as I'm on my phone.

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.
I have the feeling we're way, way over the target.

Brony Hunter
Dec 27, 2012

Motherfucking Mannis

They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them
Prison Labor - 10 POL LEA TAC ENG

POL 3 - Investigative Committee
POL 4 - Investigative Committee
LEA 1 - Executive Order
LEA 2 - Executive Order
LEA 2 - Executive Order
LEA 2 - Executive Order
LEA 3 - Declare Emergency
LEA 5 - Declare Emergency
TAC 1 - Launch Scout
TAC 2 - Launch Scout
TAC 3 - Strategic Planning
TAC 4 - Strategic Planning
PIL 2 - Evasive Maneuvers
PIL 3 - Maximum Firepower


Total: 27 PASS :dogbutton:

Activate Raiders: No Effect

Despite the earlier riots among the prisoners, they eventually return to their cells peacefully - at the cost of significant incentives and bribes from PresiChief Tyrol. He is even able to persuade many of them to carry out menial labour and other work in the fleet.


Enraged at this, Baltartron orders the Cylon fleet to attack enmasse!


By CO, for his turn Baltar draws 1 PIL, 1 ENG, and moves to Caprica to play his Super Crisis Card - Massive Assault!

Massive Assault

Activate Heavy Raiders and Basestars - No Effect.

Setup Ships - A whole bunch of poo poo spawns!

Power Failure: -2 Jump Prep!


Turn 8.4: Zarek (Fat Samurai) is the Current Player.

Zarek (Fat Samurai) draws 2 POL, 2 LEA, 1 TAC.

Brony Hunter fucked around with this message at 14:54 on May 18, 2015

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.
I could either XO Starbuck and let the nukes fly, or scout the crisis deck for jump prep. I'm leaning towards the former, unless we hit some extra jump prep we're going to end up having another full round anyway.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?
Well, I could have not played into that check at all.

DaisyDanger
Feb 19, 2007

Sorry, a system error occurred.

Somberbrero posted:

Well, I could have not played into that check at all.

Same. I thought it was best to go all in considering we may not have another crisis after that if we didn't. :v:

Scouting sounds good to me.

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.
Yeah, I probably should have been clearer with my play, but I'm never sure how much to say because of the secrecy rules. Destiny deck was completely in our favour, probably.

By the way, Brony Hunter, have we reshuffled the Destiny Deck in the last check?

Play TAC 1 - Launch Scout on the Crisis Deck.

Brony Hunter
Dec 27, 2012

Motherfucking Mannis

They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them
I let you guys know whenever the Destiny Deck is reshuffled. There are currently 4 cards in the deck.

Roll 1d8 = 4 PASS, Top Crisis Card sent to Zarek.

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.
Should have nuked the toasters. I don't think we're going to hit anything better:

Network Computers - 11 POL TAC ENG: Current Player Chooses: Pass: Increase the Jump Prep track by 1; Fail: -1 Population and place 1 Centurion marker at the start of the Boarding Party track. OR -1 Population and decrease the Jump Prep track by 1. Activate Raiders, Prepare for Jump

The reasoning here is that -1 pop only causes us to wait for 1 more jump prep (so the crisis is neutral for us if we decide to fail), and the Centurions are going to be basically irrelevant at this point. 2 jump prep here make us win on Daisy's turn.

I can clear a big chunk from it if I blow most of my hand, but will need help from Starbuck. :ohdear:

DaisyDanger
Feb 19, 2007

Sorry, a system error occurred.
I can't help at all on this. :(

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?
Uh, so we absolutely need to pass this if at all possible. Is it at all possible?

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?
I mean, to be real, we won't win if we have to go through another turn. Morale is the only non-critical resource and a damaged result from Basestars firing could be devastating if someone ends up in the Sickbay.

DaisyDanger
Feb 19, 2007

Sorry, a system error occurred.
Shrug. The cylons could end up with total poo poo for crises so it's not impossible as best I can tell. I'm sorry I can't help, but I did say I went all in before this crisis came up.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?
Well, our options are to either throw everything Samurai has at this and hope for victory, or hold onto those cards and hope that we can survive another round. The former seems more likely to me, but that's based on very little. Either way, let's do a thing.

Brony Hunter
Dec 27, 2012

Motherfucking Mannis

They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them
Doing a thing would be very good.

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.
Sorry, I forgot this was a thing.

I was counting with Starbuck and forgot that Daisy had played TAC already. It's been a confusing weekend. :)

I don't feel I have enough to beat Destiny and whatever PIL the Cylons throw in there.

Let's go for the long run. Lose the Pop

Brony Hunter
Dec 27, 2012

Motherfucking Mannis

They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them

Fat Samurai posted:

I was counting with Starbuck and forgot that Daisy had played TAC already. It's been a confusing weekend. :)

Please don't communicate about the game outside of this thread. :smith: I know I can't really enforce this, but yeah, it's a rule.

The Cylon attack on the fleet's systems cause a few civilian ships to jump prematurely, and blindly. Galactica is able to stabilize it's computers, but the damage is done...

-1 Pop and Jump Prep.

Raiders Advance!

+1 Jump Prep

Turn 8.5: President Chief (Somberbreo) is the Current Player.

Chief (Somberbreo) draws 1 POL, 2 LEA and 2 ENG.

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DaisyDanger
Feb 19, 2007

Sorry, a system error occurred.
We weren't communicating out of thread. I don't know what he meant by that but I was assuming it had to do with auto correct. :confused:

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