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myron cope
Apr 21, 2009



If I had done better on that God question I might be in the running for this

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




Awh no one else went with a tiny little stoner

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain






MVP 2014

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011




Oh my god I'm already taking LeBron for granted. I'm sorry I love you please stay forever. :smith:

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit


fits posted:





MVP 2014

I wouldn't be stuck with this avatar for an extra year had that gone in. :negative:

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Question 13: What was the most interesting sports news story of 2014?

The Ray Rice scandal - 16
E_Motion
WienerDog
Ice To Meet You
kalensc
McStabby
Spamtron7000
Azhais
KettleWL
GeneX
Pet Rock Band
Vlad Antlerkov
tehchekt
Infidel Castro
alansmithee
Twin Cinema
Grittybeard

Donald Sterling gets banned and is forced to sell Clippers - 15
Xenophon
Ammat the Ankh
Articpuma
Ninurta
CellBlock
Crunkjuice
Kalli
The Locator
Deadly Intersection
DannoMack
Rogue Elephant
Mike Works
The Midniter
swickles
Shadow Ninja 64

Lebron goes back to Cleveland - 10
Christ Pseudoscientist
ChampRamp
ThinkTank
Guignol
evanth
marioinblack
Frank Eufemia
The Glumslinger
No Safe Word
PantsFreeZone

Roger Goodell being the worst commish / the NFL mishandling domestic abuse - 8
Parmesan Basil
zakharov
Metapod
OperaMouse
Recursive
Meeler09
myron cope
Benne

Alex Rodriguez's war against MLB and the MLBPA - 7
IcePhoenix
Tony Phillips
josefstalinator
Pander
CBJSprague24
Everblight
Inspector_666

Kansas City Royals in the World Series - 5
naginalJJ
darkwolf220
Exodor
i am not so sure
FairGame

Michael Sam getting drafted - 5
Jawknee
Whypick1
abel wingnut
Pops Mgee
AllTerrineVehicle

Northwestern University football players unionizing - 4
Paper Tiger
Haschel Cedricson
C. Everett Koop (anytime the NCAA got smacked the gently caress down in court)
pig slut lisa

The World Cup / Germany crushes Brazil - 4
Tadashi
Cruel and Unusual
INSPECTAH DECK
Flyinglemur

The Johnny Manziel saga - 3
johnfw50
craigk
Worthleast

NFL Concussions - 3
elwoodcuse
Spoeank (Everyone in the NFL beating the poo poo out of their loved ones due to CTE)
skaboomizzy

How bad the conditions at the Sochi Olympics were - 3
Zodijackylite
CannonFodder
GuavaMoment

Deflategate / Ballghazi - 2
CzarStark
Bawfuls

San Francisco 49ers season long meltdown - 2
Thaddius the Large
fartknocker

Derek Jeter Retirement / rear end-kissing tour - 2
Buane
KIM JONG TRILL

ACES:

Devon Still's daughter having cancer - Nostalgia4Butts
LA Kings rallying to beat San Jose down 3-0 in the series - doomocrat
death of jean beliveau - stab
Slava Voynov arrested on domestic abuse charges - Dale Ouise
The Jameis Winston coverup - Deathlove
Ohio State forced to put tank with legs at QB heading into postseason - Great White Hope
The general NBA offseason - Pungry
Josh Harding returns to being a NHL goalie after being diagnosed with MS. Proceeds to throw a tantrum in preseason that 1. gets him suspended, 2. breaks a bone in his foot - Anders
Daniel Bryan gets his Wrestlemania moment - Silly Burrito
Hakuho's pursuit of the all time Sumo Top Division championship record (ACE, but objectively true) - Mr. Fix It
The U 30:30 Re-runs - straight up brolic
That time Peter King had a really nice cup of coffee - Wall Balls
Canada winning Olympic gold in men's and women's curling - lloyol
the death of basketball (as portrayed in nba y2k) - Rincewind
I'm just here so I won't get fined - brainguy
N/A - Magicpants
Rob Bironas getting shitfaced, running other cars off the road, and dying - Alfred P. Pseudonym
Bud Selig going on a retirement tour while growing a suspicious-looking moustache and responding to "Sud" - tinstaach
the reversal of the decision - the talent deficit
Sports suck - Badfinger
Taking away the defensive shift in MLB - Dingleberry Jones
Passing the goddamn ball instead of running it in with Lynch! :argh: - DukeChin
Even Year Bullshit - TUS
Is Joe Flacco Elite? - Reformed Pissboy
Mo'ne Davis in the LLWS - mentholmoose
2x Canada Olympic Hockey Gold - sa fits
slaves in Qatar - JoelJoel
Kevin Pietersen expelled from the England cricket team and all the fallout - tanglewood1420
Adrian Peterson beating his kid - Yoshifan823

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it


Aw man mine wasn't meant to be a concussion answer

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit


Peterson was an ace? :psyduck:

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.





marioinblack posted:

Peterson was an ace? :psyduck:

Who?

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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marioinblack posted:

Peterson was an ace? :psyduck:

I tried to be relatively strict with answers here. I could throw it into the "NFL Domestic Violence" pool, but I don't think it's gonna help Yoshifan win :haw:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain


marioinblack posted:

I wouldn't be stuck with this avatar for an extra year had that gone in. :negative:

real talk the canada men's team was surreal. they ran roughshod over everyone so completely it was ridiculous

Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!


Rob Bironas answer? Holy poo poo.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.


seiferguy posted:


the death of basketball (as portrayed in nba y2k) - Rincewind


this is a good answer

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship



marioinblack posted:

Peterson was an ace? :psyduck:

I imagine a lot of the Ray Rice answers had Peterson as their second choice.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Who'd have thought Hell would be this boring?


seiferguy posted:

Even Year Bullshit - TUS

Wanted to say this but didn't want to be a huge homer.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Wanted to say this but didn't want to be a huge homer.

and here you being a huge homer

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Haschel Cedricson posted:

I imagine a lot of the Ray Rice answers had Peterson as their second choice.

Several people put answers that had "Ray Rice beats his wife, ADP beats his kid and Roger Gooddell is terrible" so I went with whatever was listed first which was always Ray Rice.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain


GeneX posted:

this is a good answer

:agreed:

http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2014/6/3/5772796/nba-y2k-series-finale-the-death-of-basketball

all is lost

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Who'd have thought Hell would be this boring?


Metapod posted:

and here you being a huge homer

true

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

I can't believ eDean Smith borrowed $200 from 180 people

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Scores after question 13:

DannoMack - 225
Ice To Meet You - 211
Exodor - 202
mentholmoose - 198
Spoeank - 196
CellBlock - 194
Grittybeard - 181
FairGame - 179
Twin Cinema - 179
Xenophon - 176
Mr. Fix It - 176
Azhais - 173
KIM JONG TRILL - 173
elwoodcuse - 167
Everblight - 167
E_Motion - 166
abel wingnut - 165
skaboomizzy - 164
Pet Rock Band - 160
Inspector_666 - 160
Buane - 158
myron cope - 157
tehchekt - 156
Reformed Pissboy - 156
OperaMouse - 155
Meeler09 - 155
DukeChin - 154
The Glumslinger - 154
Deadly Intersection - 153
Tony Phillips - 152
Worthleast - 152
Great White Hope - 151
Benne - 149
Haschel Cedricson - 148
brainguy - 148
AllTerrineVehicle - 147
doomocrat - 146
josefstalinator - 146
The Midniter - 145
Crunkjuice - 144
Deathlove - 142
Infidel Castro - 141
swickles - 140
Mike Works - 140
Tadashi - 136
Kalli - 136
Pander - 133
darkwolf220 - 131
KettleWL - 131
Bawfuls - 130
Shadow Ninja 64 - 129
PantsFreeZone - 129
McStabby - 128
Spamtron7000 - 128
alansmithee - 127
zakharov - 124
Frank Eufemia - 124
ThinkTank - 123
No Safe Word - 123
Paper Tiger - 122
Christ Pseudoscientist - 121
Rogue Elephant - 120
IcePhoenix - 118
Pungry - 118
naginalJJ - 117
Silly Burrito - 117
Pops Mgee - 117
kalensc - 116
GeneX - 113
Guignol - 112
CzarStark - 110
Ninurta - 109
pig slut lisa - 109
WienerDog - 108
Ammat the Ankh - 107
craigk - 106
Recursive - 106
Whypick1 - 105
GuavaMoment - 104
ChampRamp - 102
INSPECTAH DECK - 99
Rincewind - 99
Nostalgia4Butts - 98
i am not so sure - 96
Cruel and Unusual - 95
Yoshifan823 - 94
tanglewood1420 - 93
stab - 91
Vlad Antlerkov - 91
Articpuma - 90
Parmesan Basil - 90
Zodijackylite - 90
Metapod - 89
tinstaach - 89
CannonFodder - 89
C. Everett Koop - 88
marioinblack - 86
fartknocker - 85
Wall Balls - 81
johnfw50 - 79
CBJSprague24 - 76
Dingleberry Jones - 76
The Locator - 75
lloyol - 73
Jawknee - 72
Dale Ouise - 70
Alfred P. Pseudonym - 66
Flyinglemur - 63
Badfinger - 62
evanth - 61
Anders - 60
Magicpants - 55
sa fits - 55
JoelJoel - 53
Thaddius the Large - 38
straight up brolic - 20
the talent deficit - 19
TUS - 14

DannoMack and Ice to Meet You are running neck and neck! Who comes out on top?

The LAST question of the night!

Question 14: Settling this once and for all - What's the most hated team in sports?



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Jun 9, 2005

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:



Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




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Jun 9, 2005

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Ice To Meet You
Mar 4, 2007



The Cardinals are worse I think.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Who'd have thought Hell would be this boring?


fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain


abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002



currently, probably the patriots. historically, probably the yankees.

but yea, gently caress the goddamn cardinals

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:

i don't remember who i answered but the colts are by far the worst

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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This one was pretty much a landslide.

Question 14: Settling this once and for all - What's the most hated team in sports?

New York Yankees - 50
naginalJJ
Whypick1
Haschel Cedricson
INSPECTAH DECK
CzarStark
darkwolf220
Xenophon
Yoshifan823
elwoodcuse
ThinkTank
Ice To Meet You
Tadashi
Tony Phillips
Pungry
kalensc
zakharov
Cruel and Unusual
WienerDog
Ammat the Ankh
Deathlove
Great White Hope
Mr. Fix It
CellBlock
josefstalinator
Azhais
Guignol
Crunkjuice
Recursive
evanth
CBJSprague24
Kalli
OperaMouse
Infidel Castro
Badfinger
Pet Rock Band
FairGame
Vlad Antlerkov
KIM JONG TRILL
GuavaMoment
Buane
Rogue Elephant
swickles
AllTerrineVehicle
mentholmoose
Mike Works
No Safe Word
DannoMack
KettleWL
GeneX
The Midniter

New England Patriots - 21
doomocrat
Paper Tiger
Bawfuls
johnfw50
Articpuma
Metapod
abel wingnut
fartknocker
lloyol
Rincewind
i am not so sure
Pander
Zodijackylite
DukeChin
skaboomizzy
Deadly Intersection
myron cope
Twin Cinema
Reformed Pissboy
pig slut lisa
PantsFreeZone

Dallas Cowboys - 7
Spamtron7000
Spoeank
Frank Eufemia
Pops Mgee
Nostalgia4Butts
Flyinglemur
Everblight

Pittsburgh Steelers - 5
E_Motion
Worthleast
Wall Balls
McStabby
tehchekt

Duke - 5
The Glumslinger
CannonFodder
C. Everett Koop
Benne
Grittybeard

Toronto Maple Leafs - 2
stab
Anders

Manchester United - 2
Thaddius the Large
tanglewood1420

Boston Bruins - 2
Dale Ouise
Jawknee

The St. Louis Cardinals - 2
ChampRamp
Exodor

The visiting team / your team - 2
Magicpants
Dingleberry Jones

Boston Red Sox - 2
Shadow Ninja 64
alansmithee

Los Angeles Kings - 2
sa fits
the talent deficit

ACES:

Whichever bullshit tag team Roman Reigns is on this week - craigk
Globo Gym Purple Cobras - IcePhoenix
Atlanta Falcons - Silly Burrito
Oakland Raiders - Parmesan Basil
Republican dads - straight up brolic
Boston Celtics - Ninurta
San Francisco Giants - brainguy
The Philadelphia Eagles - Alfred P. Pseudonym
Syracuse Bulldogs - marioinblack
Lakers - Christ Pseudoscientist
New York Knicks - The Locator
Adrian Peterson's legal team - tinstaach
Alabama - Meeler09
Bullet Club - TUS
Whichever Lebron is on - Inspector_666
The Icelandic(?) team from the Mighty Ducks. - JoelJoel

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:

the yankees have an owner who is willing to spend a lot of money in a sport with no salary cap what is to hate?

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004







You were doing God's work.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain


nooo i think i just missed bottom 5 :negative:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Metapod posted:

the yankees have an owner who is willing to spend a lot of money in a sport with no salary cap what is to hate?


Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Set a course for
the flavor quadrant.


I consider this a moral victory.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 4, 2007



Who hates Bullet Club? 👌

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Jun 9, 2005

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Scores after question 14:

DannoMack - 275
Ice To Meet You - 261
mentholmoose - 248
CellBlock - 244
FairGame - 229
Xenophon - 226
Mr. Fix It - 226
Azhais - 223
KIM JONG TRILL - 223
elwoodcuse - 217
Pet Rock Band - 210
Buane - 208
OperaMouse - 205
Exodor - 204
Spoeank - 203
Tony Phillips - 202
Great White Hope - 201
Twin Cinema - 200
Haschel Cedricson - 198
AllTerrineVehicle - 197
josefstalinator - 196
The Midniter - 195
Crunkjuice - 194
Deathlove - 192
Infidel Castro - 191
swickles - 190
Mike Works - 190
Tadashi - 186
abel wingnut - 186
Kalli - 186
Grittybeard - 186
skaboomizzy - 185
darkwolf220 - 181
KettleWL - 181
myron cope - 178
Reformed Pissboy - 177
DukeChin - 175
zakharov - 174
Deadly Intersection - 174
Everblight - 174
ThinkTank - 173
No Safe Word - 173
E_Motion - 171
Rogue Elephant - 170
Pungry - 168
doomocrat - 167
naginalJJ - 167
kalensc - 166
GeneX - 163
Guignol - 162
tehchekt - 161
Inspector_666 - 161
CzarStark - 160
The Glumslinger - 159
WienerDog - 158
Ammat the Ankh - 157
Worthleast - 157
Recursive - 156
Meeler09 - 156
Whypick1 - 155
Pander - 154
GuavaMoment - 154
Benne - 154
Bawfuls - 151
PantsFreeZone - 150
INSPECTAH DECK - 149
brainguy - 149
Cruel and Unusual - 145
Yoshifan823 - 144
Paper Tiger - 143
Vlad Antlerkov - 141
Spamtron7000 - 135
McStabby - 133
Frank Eufemia - 131
Shadow Ninja 64 - 131
pig slut lisa - 130
alansmithee - 129
CBJSprague24 - 126
Pops Mgee - 124
Christ Pseudoscientist - 122
Rincewind - 120
IcePhoenix - 119
Silly Burrito - 118
i am not so sure - 117
Badfinger - 112
Articpuma - 111
Zodijackylite - 111
evanth - 111
Metapod - 110
Ninurta - 110
craigk - 107
fartknocker - 106
Nostalgia4Butts - 105
ChampRamp - 104
johnfw50 - 100
tanglewood1420 - 95
lloyol - 94
CannonFodder - 94
stab - 93
C. Everett Koop - 93
Parmesan Basil - 91
tinstaach - 90
marioinblack - 87
Wall Balls - 86
Dingleberry Jones - 78
The Locator - 76
Jawknee - 74
Dale Ouise - 72
Flyinglemur - 70
Alfred P. Pseudonym - 67
Anders - 62
Magicpants - 57
sa fits - 57
JoelJoel - 54
Thaddius the Large - 40
straight up brolic - 21
the talent deficit - 21
TUS - 15

Congrats to DannoMack for his win, beating out Ice To Meet You by 14 points. Also, TUS wins the Black Sheep award, getting nearly aces on all questions except the coaches' question.

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