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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION





Toilet Rascal

Alright, submissions are closed. 117 players! I can safely say this is probably the most diverse sheep I've run. Since I got a multitude of answers for some questions, here's how I'm going to grade two questions:

- for worst coaching decision, I'm going to separate it by sport and by activity i.e. if there's two submissions: Pete Carroll icing the kicker and Bill Belichick icing the kicker, they will be grouped together. I won't cross sports, for example: Yaisel Puig being benched won't be counted as James Harden being benched.

- For sports story, some people listed more than one. Whichever you listed first, I grouped you into that category. Also, some of you put news stories that happened in 2015, whoops!

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GuavaMoment
Aug 13, 2006

YouTube dude


I wonder if anyone else answered the same person for #4 and #5. I will stand behind my answer.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain


I just picked random names for like half my answers :munch:

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.






fits posted:

I just picked random names for like half my answers :munch:

Probably did better than me!

PantsFreeZone
May 31, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo


I just realized I should have asked if the answers were supposed to be from this year/season(s).

Oh well.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


GuavaMoment posted:

I wonder if anyone else answered the same person for #4 and #5. I will stand behind my answer.

Not 4 & 5, but definitely 4 & 12.

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized


For some reason thought Thursday was the deadline, so just submitted. Now the world will never know my brilliant and internationally themed answers.

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005



PantsFreeZone posted:

I just realized I should have asked if the answers were supposed to be from this year/season(s).

Oh well.

Generally speaking if the question didn't specify it's intentionally open for interpretation

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair


seiferguy posted:

Also, some of you put news stories that happened in 2015, whoops!

poo poo I totally did this.

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001



PantsFreeZone posted:

I just realized I should have asked if the answers were supposed to be from this year/season(s).

Oh well.

Same, oh well.



Can't wait for the results.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -


Whoops just realized I did as well out of not being able to think of any other, better news story. poo poo.

Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!


I hope the comedy/ace answers are good. They are by far the best part of the sheep games.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION





Toilet Rascal

One hour left till the reveal!

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Set a course for
the flavor quadrant.


Almost forgot, but ready now.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION





Toilet Rascal

Question 1: Whenever a team moves to a new city, it's always heartbreaking. But this team move was the worst.







Answers in 5...

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010


If I had it to do over again I'd go full on homer. I just don't know if it was worse losing the KC Scouts or Kings (easily the Kings).

Possibly the As.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it




too soon?

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:

it has too be the browns

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Who'd have thought Hell would be this boring?


I can't remember if I did a serious answer for this one or a homer answer.

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.





Ammat The Ankh posted:

I can't remember if I did a serious answer for this one or a homer answer.

Can't they be the same thing? I mean, unless your team was an unlovable pile of poo poo?

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION





Toilet Rascal

Question 1: Whenever a team moves to a new city, it's always heartbreaking. But this team move was the worst.

Cleveland Browns become the Baltimore Ravens - 31
Haschel Cedricson
CzarStark
Deathlove
Great White Hope
Metapod
zakharov
Cruel and Unusual
Silly Burrito
Parmesan Basil
Ice To Meet You
Exodor
Ninurta
CellBlock
Spoeank (Thunder was the best because Seattle fans are The Worst)
Azhais
KettleWL
Kalli
OperaMouse
Christ Pseudoscientist
CannonFodder
Infidel Castro
Pet Rock Band
FairGame
Pops Mgee
Meeler09
skaboomizzy
tehchekt
Flyinglemur
Grittybeard
swickles
AllTerrineVehicle

Montreal Expos become the Washington Nationals - 23
naginalJJ
doomocrat
INSPECTAH DECK
Dale Ouise
darkwolf220
kalensc
ChampRamp
josefstalinator
ThinkTank
IcePhoenix
Tadashi
Articpuma
Zodijackylite
KIM JONG TRILL
Shadow Ninja 64
Inspector_666
GuavaMoment
myron cope
Buane
Benne
Reformed Pissboy
JoelJoel
Everblight

Seattle Supersonics become the OKC Thunder - 23
E_Motion
Worthleast
Bawfuls
Pungry
abel wingnut
Mr. Fix It
C. Everett Koop (CLAY BENNETT YOU PUNK rear end BITCH LISTEN UP I SEE YOU IN THE STREETS I'MA STAB YOU IN THE GODDAMN EYE WITH A SCREWDRIVER AND IF YOUR BITCH rear end THINKS I'M PLAYIN I CARRY A SCREWDRIVER WITH ME JUST IN CASE.)
brainguy
Pander
Crunkjuice
evanth
CBJSprague24
The Glumslinger
Frank Eufemia
DukeChin (gently caress YOU CLAY BENNETT/STERN/MCCLENDON/OKC)
alansmithee
Deadly Intersection
Twin Cinema
PantsFreeZone
mentholmoose
Mike Works
DannoMack
The Midniter

Baltimore Colts become the Indianapolis Colts - 10
Paper Tiger
stab
Whypick1
johnfw50
elwoodcuse
craigk
Yoshifan823
fartknocker
McStabby
Spamtron7000

Minnesota North Stars become the Dallas Stars - 3
Anders
Jawknee
Recursive

Brooklyn Dodgers become the Los Angeles Dodgers - 3
Ammat the Ankh
Xenophon (even though I think it was rad as heck)
Rincewind

Houston Oilers becoming the Tennessee Titans - 3
Rogue Elephant
straight up brolic
No Safe Word

Quebec Nordiques become the Colorado Avalanche - 2
lloyol
i am not so sure

Winnipeg Jets become the Phoenix Phoenix Coyotes - 2
Guignol
The Locator

Baltimore Orioles become the New York Highlanders in 1903, later to become the New York Yankees - 2
Alfred P. Pseudonym
Tony Phillips

California Golden Seals becoming the Cleveland Barons - 2
the talent deficit
sa fits

Hartford Whalers Become the Carolina Hurricanes - 2
pig slut lisa
Nostalgia4Butts

ACES:

1970 Marshall Thundering Herd football team - Thaddius the Large
LA Rams to St.Louis - WienerDog
1921 Decatur Staleys - Wall Balls
Boston Patriots to New England - Magicpants
The Raiders being forced back to Oakland after the triumphant tale of escaping Oakland. - marioinblack
Steve Bartman moving his arm in 2003. - GeneX
The Detroit Lions moving my bowels for the entirety of the 2000s - tinstaach
When the Cubs moved to Iowa - Badfinger
Buffalo Bills to London - Vlad Antlerkov
Atlanta Braves becoming Cobb County Crackers - Dingleberry Jones
Cleveland Indians almost moving to Tampa when Evil Owner Rachel Phelps tried to get them to totally tank. - TUS
Wimbledon becoming Milton Keynes Dons - tanglewood1420

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:

seiferguy posted:

C. Everett Koop (CLAY BENNETT YOU PUNK rear end BITCH LISTEN UP I SEE YOU IN THE STREETS I'MA STAB YOU IN THE GODDAMN EYE WITH A SCREWDRIVER AND IF YOUR BITCH rear end THINKS I'M PLAYIN I CARRY A SCREWDRIVER WITH ME JUST IN CASE.)


holy poo poo

Worthleast
Nov 25, 2012

Possibly the only speedboat jumps I've planned



I've got my hot dog sandwich, lets do this.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE




seiferguy posted:

1970 Marshall Thundering Herd football team - Thaddius the Large

sweet jesus

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Set a course for
the flavor quadrant.


That's going to be my high score of the night.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011




Marshall :stare:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it


You kept my Seattle trollin' :wink:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain


so close :argh:

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Who'd have thought Hell would be this boring?


seiferguy posted:

Brooklyn Dodgers become the Los Angeles Dodgers - 3
Ammat the Ankh
Xenophon (even though I think it was rad as heck)
Rincewind

Lollllll homies

CzarStark
Dec 23, 2007

by R. Guyovich


Silly Burrito posted:

That's going to be my high score of the night.

:hfive:

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION





Toilet Rascal

While Art Modell was a terribly lovely person, Cleveland did get the team back relatively quickly. Montreal and Seattle on the other hand...

Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!


Oh god this already is amazing. Sheep games make the offseason bearable.

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship



Woo, I'm tied for the lead!

I assume the rest of the game will play out similarly, so we may as well just stop scoring now and give me the prize.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

quote:

California Golden Seals becoming the Cleveland Barons - 2
the talent deficit
sa fits

What the blue hell?

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Set a course for
the flavor quadrant.


Where is sadbrownsfan.gif?

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION





Toilet Rascal

Scores after question 1:

CzarStark - 31
Haschel Cedricson - 31
Deathlove - 31
Great White Hope - 31
Ice To Meet You - 31
Metapod - 31
Exodor - 31
zakharov - 31
Cruel and Unusual - 31
Silly Burrito - 31
Parmesan Basil - 31
Ninurta - 31
CellBlock - 31
Spoeank - 31
Azhais - 31
KettleWL - 31
Kalli - 31
OperaMouse - 31
Christ Pseudoscientist - 31
CannonFodder - 31
Infidel Castro - 31
Pet Rock Band - 31
FairGame - 31
Pops Mgee - 31
Meeler09 - 31
skaboomizzy - 31
tehchekt - 31
Flyinglemur - 31
Grittybeard - 31
swickles - 31
AllTerrineVehicle - 31
doomocrat - 23
naginalJJ - 23
Bawfuls - 23
INSPECTAH DECK - 23
Dale Ouise - 23
darkwolf220 - 23
josefstalinator - 23
ThinkTank - 23
IcePhoenix - 23
Tadashi - 23
Pungry - 23
Articpuma - 23
kalensc - 23
E_Motion - 23
ChampRamp - 23
abel wingnut - 23
Worthleast - 23
Mr. Fix It - 23
C. Everett Koop - 23
brainguy - 23
Pander - 23
Zodijackylite - 23
KIM JONG TRILL - 23
Crunkjuice - 23
evanth - 23
CBJSprague24 - 23
DukeChin - 23
The Glumslinger - 23
Frank Eufemia - 23
alansmithee - 23
Shadow Ninja 64 - 23
Inspector_666 - 23
Deadly Intersection - 23
GuavaMoment - 23
myron cope - 23
Buane - 23
Twin Cinema - 23
PantsFreeZone - 23
Benne - 23
Reformed Pissboy - 23
mentholmoose - 23
Mike Works - 23
Everblight - 23
DannoMack - 23
The Midniter - 23
JoelJoel - 23
stab - 10
Whypick1 - 10
Paper Tiger - 10
johnfw50 - 10
Yoshifan823 - 10
craigk - 10
elwoodcuse - 10
fartknocker - 10
McStabby - 10
Spamtron7000 - 10
Jawknee - 3
Xenophon - 3
Anders - 3
Ammat the Ankh - 3
straight up brolic - 3
Rincewind - 3
Recursive - 3
Rogue Elephant - 3
No Safe Word - 3
Nostalgia4Butts - 2
Tony Phillips - 2
lloyol - 2
i am not so sure - 2
Guignol - 2
Alfred P. Pseudonym - 2
The Locator - 2
the talent deficit - 2
pig slut lisa - 2
sa fits - 2
Thaddius the Large - 1
WienerDog - 1
Wall Balls - 1
Magicpants - 1
marioinblack - 1
GeneX - 1
tinstaach - 1
Badfinger - 1
Vlad Antlerkov - 1
Dingleberry Jones - 1
TUS - 1
tanglewood1420 - 1

Next question:

Las Vegas is probably about to get an NHL team. Besides there, name a city most deserving of a team that does not have at least one of the big four (MLB, NHL, NBA, and NFL) sports teams there now.





Some of you really misread this question!

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:

seiferguy posted:

While Art Modell was a terribly lovely person, Cleveland did get the team back relatively quickly. Montreal and Seattle on the other hand...

true but cleveland fans get to see the ravens win 2 super bowls while watching their team be complete crap

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:



Lol i think you got my ballot wrong because i said hornets to okc for that question #presidentbushhatesblackpeople

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013



seiferguy posted:

Cleveland did get the team back relatively quickly.

They got a team back, for sure.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Set a course for
the flavor quadrant.


Cruel and Unusual posted:

They got a team back, for sure.

this made me chuckle sensibly

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