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Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Cruel and Unusual posted:

I looked into this a few years ago. No city has finished second in more championships than Philadelphia in the last 20 years, and they're the only city to have teams for all four sports lose in the Finals. :colbert:

Sounds like they've had a lot of successful teams then.

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Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!
Oh goddamnit, of COURSE curling is the right answer...

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Anyone who answered LoL for this one deserves a dick punch.

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

I think for this question I put both a comedy answer and a I-actually-believe-this answer.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

ban the gently caress out of anyone who said gaming

AllTerrineVehicle
Jan 8, 2010

I'm great at boats!

Son of a

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Ice To Meet You posted:

Atlanta is the correct answer because the teams are terrible, the owners are despicable, and the fans are even worse.
their teams have been fine

Empress Theonora
Feb 19, 2001

She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

straight up brolic posted:

i laughed at the syria answer

i liked vatican city myself

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

whypick1 posted:

Anyone who answered LoL for this one deserves a dick punch.

Technically only 1 person answered it, but got lumped in with other stuff, so...

Question 7: The USA has five big sports - the NFL, MLB, NBA NHL and MLS (lol). I think it's time we add this sport as a major US one.

Rugby - 14
Jawknee
Xenophon
WienerDog
Mr. Fix It
CellBlock
McStabby
KIM JONG TRILL
Crunkjuice
The Glumslinger
Frank Eufemia
Rogue Elephant
PantsFreeZone
AllTerrineVehicle
Mike Works

Curling - 12
CzarStark
Nostalgia4Butts
Bawfuls
Yoshifan823
E_Motion
Azhais
Zodijackylite
marioinblack
Badfinger
Meeler09
mentholmoose
JoelJoel

NASCAR - 8
darkwolf220
stab
Parmesan Basil
Spoeank
CannonFodder
Pet Rock Band
alansmithee
Buane

MMA / UFC - 8
Great White Hope
ChampRamp
Pander
Recursive
skaboomizzy
GuavaMoment
myron cope
Everblight

Some sort of nerdy thing - 7 (Intruder, here's your ban list)
josefstalinator (MLG)
craigk (Professional DOTA)
Worthleast (Starcraft)
lloyol (D&D)
C. Everett Koop (League of Legends)
Christ Pseudoscientist (eSports)
Pops Mgee (Starcraft)

Competitive eating - 7
Wall Balls
Silly Burrito
GeneX
tinstaach
FairGame
Vlad Antlerkov
Benne

Major League Lacrosse - 7
johnfw50
i am not so sure
Guignol
Shadow Ninja 64
Deadly Intersection
Reformed Pissboy
sa fits

Cricket - 5
Deathlove
zakharov
Ninurta
brainguy
DannoMack

Slamball - 3
Haschel Cedricson
Infidel Castro
swickles

Handball - 3
Paper Tiger
Pungry
Grittybeard

Golf - 3
Metapod
OperaMouse
The Midniter

Tennis - 3
Tadashi
Tony Phillips
tehchekt

Darts - 3
Dale Ouise
CBJSprague24
tanglewood1420

Blernsball - 2
naginalJJ
fartknocker

Soccer, but like, for real - 2
INSPECTAH DECK
evanth

American Gladiators / Gladitorial Combat - 2
Thaddius the Large
Rincewind (still safer and more humane than the NFL, probably)

WWE - 2
Ice To Meet You
DukeChin

Jai alai - 2
KettleWL
straight up brolic (gently caress you losers who said Calvinball)

ACES:

Formula 1 - doomocrat
Roller Derby - Whypick1
the real world road rules challenge - elwoodcuse
AFL - ThinkTank
Foosball - IcePhoenix
Track & Field (with gambling) - Articpuma
Ultimate Frisbee - kalensc
bowling - Exodor
Downhill Ice Cross - Anders
Field hockey - Cruel and Unusual
futsal - abel wingnut
Beer Pong - Ammat the Ankh
Battle of the Network Stars - Spamtron7000
Weaponized polo - Magicpants
Sepak takraw - Alfred P. Pseudonym
Anti-NHL - Kalli
Dodgeball - The Locator
water polo - the talent deficit
Knockout Game - Dingleberry Jones
Russian Hockey. - TUS
Marathon Hot Dog Eating - Inspector_666
Chess - Twin Cinema
Professional Yo Yo League - Flyinglemur
Rugby Sevens - pig slut lisa
Frolf, Jerry! Golf! With a Frisbee! - No Safe Word

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

whypick1 posted:

Anyone who answered LoL for this one deserves a dick punch.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Cruel and Unusual posted:

Nobody has ever called for the incarceration of Marshawn Lynch.

I hope everybody forgets hating Suh like Rasheed Wallace was suddenly everyone's favorite player because god drat he's amazin'

CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx
how the gently caress did that get 7 points you're all a bunch of loving nerds

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
"America has 6 you’re forgetting the southern institution of watching dudes turn left, NASCAR"

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Damnit I knew I picked the wrong sport I watch once every four years.

PantsFreeZone
May 31, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

quote:

Frolf, Jerry! Golf! With a Frisbee! - No Safe Word

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

seiferguy posted:

Blernsball - 2
naginalJJ
fartknocker


my people

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

i cant believe that no one said calvinball

CzarStark
Dec 23, 2007

by R. Guyovich

seiferguy posted:

Some sort of nerdy thing - 7 (Intruder, here's your ban list)
josefstalinator (MLG)
craigk (Professional DOTA)
Worthleast (Starcraft)
lloyol (D&D)
C. Everett Koop (League of Legends)
Christ Pseudoscientist (eSports)
Pops Mgee (Starcraft)

Mods?

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

whypick1 posted:

Anyone who answered LoL for this one deserves a dick punch.

:dong:

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

whypick1 posted:

Anyone who answered LoL for this one deserves a dick punch.

obviously, since DotA is clearly superior

Worthleast
Nov 25, 2012

Possibly the only speedboat jumps I've planned

CraigK posted:

how the gently caress did that get 7 points you're all a bunch of loving nerds

Get with the times. It's all the rage in Worst Korea

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

:argh:

That almost lines up

CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx
welcome to the future, assholes

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


i contend that anyone who didn't put futsal here has never seen futsal and you should fix that

AllTerrineVehicle
Jan 8, 2010

I'm great at boats!
How am I doing well, what the hell.

Watch my throwaway "remove New York from sports" joke cost me.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
esports is trash poop you all who put it down deserve to die alone

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Don't forget to tune in to the Showcase of the Immortals, this Sunday on the WWE Network (only $9.99!)

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

I can't believe only 7 people said competitive eating. This is MURICA people!

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
I just noticed a minor error. I didn't include Intruder_666 in competitive eating. Competitive eating gets an additional point.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
Australian Rules Football looks like the most entertaining sport I've ever watched but I'd prefer a non trick question because it would actually be cool if the US did some soccer

CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx

Ice To Meet You posted:

Don't forget to tune in to the Showcase of the Immortals, this Sunday on the WWE Network (only $9.99!)

these dota ripoffs are getting weird

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Knew I should have gone with rugby.

Empress Theonora
Feb 19, 2001

She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.
america wasn't ready for gladiators

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





I can't believe none of you jerks jumped on the dodgeball bandwagon with me.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Ice To Meet You posted:

Don't forget to tune in to the Showcase of the Immortals, this Sunday on the WWE Network (only $9.99!)

I watch it for the stories not the grappling :colbert:

CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx

Rincewind posted:

america wasn't ready for gladiators

agreed

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

EvanTH posted:

I watch it for the stories not the grappling :colbert:

I just want the Boogeyman to come back.

Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!

EvanTH posted:

Australian Rules Football looks like the most entertaining sport I've ever watched but I'd prefer a non trick question because it would actually be cool if the US did some soccer

Haven't you heard of the glorious almighty Jozy Altidore?!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

seiferguy posted:

I just noticed a minor error. I didn't include Intruder_666 in competitive eating. Competitive eating gets an additional point.

Now just as popular as NASCAR and UFC!

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

EvanTH posted:

Australian Rules Football looks like the most entertaining sport I've ever watched but I'd prefer a non trick question because it would actually be cool if the US did some soccer

MLS is going to be at 24 teams soon I think (Minnesota just got an expansion and I think they said we're #23) soooo

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