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fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

skaboomizzy posted:

What the blue hell?



:rip:

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Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



seiferguy posted:

Some of you really misread this question!

...poo poo. CURSE MY ILETERISY!

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Metapod posted:

true but cleveland fans get to see the ravens win 2 super bowls while watching their team be complete crap

Sonics fans have to see Kevin Durant win MVP and OKC go to the finals, and the Nationals are slated to be the best team in baseball this year by many projections. At least having a team would be nice :smith:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

seiferguy posted:

Sonics fans have to see Kevin Durant win MVP and OKC go to the finals, and the Nationals are slated to be the best team in baseball this year by many projections. At least having a team would be nice :smith:





HMMM I think Seattle fans are gonna be ok


(and you can thank your fellow fans with how dickish they were about the Kings maybe moving to Seattle for my relentless Sonics bashing)

Worthleast
Nov 25, 2012

Possibly the only speedboat jumps I've planned

Is that Des Moines?

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Question 2: Las Vegas is probably about to get an NHL team. Besides there, name a city most deserving of a team that does not have at least one of the big four (MLB, NHL, NBA, and NFL) sports teams there now.

Louisville, KY - 17
darkwolf220
WienerDog
Ice To Meet You
Tadashi
Tony Phillips
abel wingnut
Spoeank
Azhais
KettleWL
OperaMouse
The Glumslinger
Frank Eufemia
alansmithee
Buane
mentholmoose
pig slut lisa
DannoMack

Austin, TX - 16
CellBlock
Exodor
naginalJJ
kalensc
Pander
Crunkjuice
Christ Pseudoscientist
Pet Rock Band
FairGame
Meeler09
tehchekt
Shadow Ninja 64
Deadly Intersection
AllTerrineVehicle
No Safe Word
The Midniter

London, England - 11
CzarStark
johnfw50
craigk
josefstalinator
E_Motion
Silly Burrito
Worthleast
C. Everett Koop
Recursive
Alfred P. Pseudonym
Kalli

Hartford, CT - 10
DukeChin
Nostalgia4Butts
Mr. Fix It (mostly to gently caress with Boston)
Guignol
Zodijackylite
CBJSprague24
Haschel Cedricson
Infidel Castro
GuavaMoment
myron cope

Quebec City - 8
Jawknee
elwoodcuse
Anders
McStabby
marioinblack
PantsFreeZone
sa fits
Flyinglemur

Omaha, NE - 5
CannonFodder
Whypick1
Yoshifan823
Articpuma
Cruel and Unusual

Seattle - 4
Paper Tiger
doomocrat
Ninurta
Everblight

Cleveland - 4
Thaddius the Large
Magicpants
tinstaach
Pops Mgee

Havana, Cuba - 4
lloyol
KIM JONG TRILL
Vlad Antlerkov
tanglewood1420

Providence, RI - 3
i am not so sure
Rincewind
INSPECTAH DECK

Mexico City - 3
swickles
Benne
evanth (Is Mexico a city because Mexico)

Montreal - 2
Bawfuls
ChampRamp

Albuquerque - 2
Xenophon
Metapod

Salt Lake City - 2
brainguy
Rogue Elephant

ACES:

los angeles - stab
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan - Dale Ouise
Portland - Deathlove
Kansas City - ThinkTank
A Mustashioed city named Vas Legas - IcePhoenix
Jacksonville - Great White Hope
Pawnee, Indiana - fartknocker
Milwaukee - Pungry
New York needs more teams - zakharov
Des Moines - Parmesan Basil
Riverside, CA (Inland Empire) - Ammat the Ankh
Hell, Michigan - straight up brolic
Intercourse, PA - Wall Balls
Tijuana - Spamtron7000
Boring, Oregon - GeneX
Anchorage for the humor - The Locator
spokane - the talent deficit
Buffalo - Badfinger
Rand, West Virginia - Dingleberry Jones
El Paso, TX - skaboomizzy
Shelbyville - TUS
Butte, Montana - Inspector_666
Toronto - Twin Cinema
Tucson - Grittybeard
San Juan, PR - Reformed Pissboy
Sacramento - Mike Works
Hamilton - JoelJoel

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
I literally just searched "weird city names in the US" for this one. :effort:

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Yeah! Let's go Louisville Muggers!

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
muggers own

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
i realize in retrospect that edmonton was the perfect low hanging fruit for this one but noo :negative:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I almost went with Austin. I swayed the sheep vote :stare:

CzarStark
Dec 23, 2007

by R. Guyovich

seiferguy posted:

Question 2: Las Vegas is probably about to get an NHL team. Besides there, name a city most deserving of a team that does not have at least one of the big four (MLB, NHL, NBA, and NFL) sports teams there now.

Cleveland - 4
Thaddius the Large
Magicpants
tinstaach
Pops Mgee


This is amazing

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


My answer was because nobody knows the Jaguars exist. :colbert:

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Not in last place after 1! (2 points, hell yea!)

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


what up all my Cleveland brothers

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I was not expecting El Paso to be a sheep here, honestly.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

CzarStark posted:

This is amazing
why

CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx

Monicro posted:

muggers own

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Spoeank posted:

I almost went with Austin. I swayed the sheep vote :stare:

I almost went there too then decided Texas had enough teams.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Azhais posted:

I almost went there too then decided Texas had enough teams.

same

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

How many Texas teams need sports franchises?

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Scores after question 2:

Ice To Meet You - 48
Spoeank - 48
Azhais - 48
KettleWL - 48
OperaMouse - 48
Exodor - 47
CellBlock - 47
Christ Pseudoscientist - 47
Pet Rock Band - 47
FairGame - 47
Meeler09 - 47
tehchekt - 47
AllTerrineVehicle - 47
CzarStark - 42
Silly Burrito - 42
Kalli - 42
Haschel Cedricson - 41
Infidel Castro - 41
darkwolf220 - 40
Tadashi - 40
abel wingnut - 40
The Glumslinger - 40
Frank Eufemia - 40
alansmithee - 40
Buane - 40
mentholmoose - 40
DannoMack - 40
naginalJJ - 39
kalensc - 39
Pander - 39
Crunkjuice - 39
Shadow Ninja 64 - 39
Deadly Intersection - 39
Flyinglemur - 39
The Midniter - 39
Cruel and Unusual - 36
CannonFodder - 36
Ninurta - 35
Pops Mgee - 35
josefstalinator - 34
E_Motion - 34
Worthleast - 34
C. Everett Koop - 34
swickles - 34
Metapod - 33
Mr. Fix It - 33
Zodijackylite - 33
CBJSprague24 - 33
DukeChin - 33
GuavaMoment - 33
myron cope - 33
Deathlove - 32
Great White Hope - 32
zakharov - 32
Parmesan Basil - 32
skaboomizzy - 32
Grittybeard - 32
PantsFreeZone - 31
Articpuma - 28
doomocrat - 27
KIM JONG TRILL - 27
Everblight - 27
INSPECTAH DECK - 26
evanth - 26
Benne - 26
Bawfuls - 25
ChampRamp - 25
brainguy - 25
Dale Ouise - 24
ThinkTank - 24
IcePhoenix - 24
Pungry - 24
Inspector_666 - 24
Twin Cinema - 24
Reformed Pissboy - 24
Mike Works - 24
JoelJoel - 24
johnfw50 - 21
craigk - 21
Tony Phillips - 19
pig slut lisa - 19
No Safe Word - 19
elwoodcuse - 18
WienerDog - 18
McStabby - 18
Whypick1 - 15
Yoshifan823 - 15
Paper Tiger - 14
Recursive - 14
Alfred P. Pseudonym - 13
Nostalgia4Butts - 12
Guignol - 12
stab - 11
Jawknee - 11
fartknocker - 11
Anders - 11
Spamtron7000 - 11
sa fits - 10
marioinblack - 9
lloyol - 6
Rincewind - 6
Thaddius the Large - 5
Xenophon - 5
i am not so sure - 5
Magicpants - 5
tinstaach - 5
Vlad Antlerkov - 5
Rogue Elephant - 5
tanglewood1420 - 5
Ammat the Ankh - 4
straight up brolic - 4
The Locator - 3
the talent deficit - 3
Wall Balls - 2
GeneX - 2
Badfinger - 2
Dingleberry Jones - 2
TUS - 2

Question 3:

I love sports, but there are definitely some dark aspects to it. Besides injuries, I wish I could remove __________ from all sports





Answers soon...

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
I picked l.a because i seriously expected people to misread the question and use their no football teams as the answer.

Fuckin owned :derptiel:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
This is where I lose my top spot for giving the truthful but not sheep answer

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Silly Burrito posted:

How many Texas teams need sports franchises?

always use more.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Spoeank posted:

I almost went with Austin. I swayed the sheep vote :stare:

Same here.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Joe's hair is a bird in that picture.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





:f5:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Sweet I got an ace

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Question 3: I love sports, but there are definitely some dark aspects to it. Besides injuries, I wish I could remove __________ from all sports

lovely announcers / media / sports journalists - 16
Metapod
Silly Burrito (Joe Buck)
lloyol (Chris Berman)
Ammat the Ankh
fartknocker
brainguy
Spamtron7000 (Stephen A. Smith)
tinstaach (Joe Buck)
The Locator (Craig Sager)
Vlad Antlerkov (Joe Buck)
DukeChin (Skip Bayless / Stephen A. Smith)
Shadow Ninja 64
DannoMack
The Midniter (Joe Buck)
Twin Cinema
mentholmoose
tanglewood1420 (the channel nine cricket commetary team)

Performance Enhancing Drugs / steroids / drug use - 9
Pungry (old men griping about steroids)
Tony Phillips
INSPECTAH DECK
McStabby
OperaMouse
GuavaMoment
myron cope
skaboomizzy
Mike Works

rear end in a top hat billionaire owners - 8
Whypick1
CzarStark
KIM JONG TRILL
evanth
Infidel Castro
Grittybeard
Reformed Pissboy
Everblight

Advertisements / Corporate Partners / TV Timeouts - 7
Jawknee
E_Motion
Ninurta
Alfred P. Pseudonym
tehchekt
alansmithee
Inspector_666

Money / Profit / Tax Breaks / Publicly funded stadiums - 7
craigk
Bawfuls
abel wingnut
Ice To Meet You
KettleWL
swickles
Benne

Bigotry, racism, slavery & homophobia - 7
elwoodcuse
IcePhoenix
kalensc
Cruel and Unusual
Kalli (I just went to a Celtics game, so Racism)
CannonFodder
FairGame

Fans (of certain teams) - 6
josefstalinator
Spoeank
Guignol
Nostalgia4Butts (Boston fans)
Exodor (Cardinals fans)
GeneX (Boston fans)

Commissioners - 6
Tadashi
Magicpants
Crunkjuice
Frank Eufemia
Meeler09
No Safe Word

Criminals / Domestic abuse - 6
Pander
Paper Tiger
Christ Pseudoscientist
Deadly Intersection
PantsFreeZone
pig slut lisa

Specific teams / cities - 5
Parmesan Basil (The Broncos)
Rincewind (The Tampa Bay Rays)
Yoshifan823 (Notre Dame)
zakharov (Duke)
Haschel Cedricson (the city of Boston)

Flopping/diving/faking stuff so that calls go your way - 4
Xenophon
darkwolf220
ThinkTank
CellBlock

Hot takes - 3
johnfw50
i am not so sure
The Glumslinger

Amateur/student-athlete status / Mark Emmert / The NCAA - 3
Deathlove
Articpuma
marioinblack

Balls - 2
naginalJJ
Pops Mgee

the human element in officiating - 2
Mr. Fix It
Worthleast

Gambling - 2
Recursive
Flyinglemur

ACES:

Macho Bullshit - doomocrat
agents - stab
Penalties for unsportsmanlike conduct - Thaddius the Large
Proskauer Rose - Dale Ouise
My Love - Great White Hope
Cheerleaders - Anders
Athletes - WienerDog
A salary cap - ChampRamp
Seth McClung - straight up brolic
Colored folks - Wall Balls
Bunting - C. Everett Koop
Drug testing - Azhais
Blackouts - Zodijackylite
Cheating assholes who deny it adamantly for years before coming out and saying "Ok, yeah, I did it", to the surprise of no one. (Lance Armstrong, ARod, etc.) - CBJSprague24
competition - the talent deficit
Indentured Servitude - Badfinger
The DH - Pet Rock Band
Elevator cameras - Dingleberry Jones
Professionalism - TUS
Hero Worship - Buane
Corruption - Rogue Elephant
New York - AllTerrineVehicle
Fighting - sa fits
The Patriarchy - JoelJoel

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Silly Burrito posted:

How many Texas teams need sports franchises?
its a pretty big state and its not like its a completely saturated market (i think its 8 total teams?). put a football team in austin/san antonio and it would do well.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

seiferguy posted:

Seth McClung - straight up brolic

My dude

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Welp, so much for being productive tonight.

Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!
I'm assuming all my Commisioners answer bros all meant Roger Goodell like me.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

Crunkjuice posted:

I'm assuming all my Commisioners answer bros all meant Roger Goodell like me.

bettman delenta est

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

its a pretty big state and its not like its a completely saturated market (i think its 8 total teams?). put a football team in austin/san antonio and it would do well.

San Antonio tried in 2005. Screw them. :colbert:

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE



gently caress no, if we can't have sports with Seth McClung then what is even the point of living

Worthleast
Nov 25, 2012

Possibly the only speedboat jumps I've planned

That's quite a spread.

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Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

seiferguy posted:

The DH - Pet Rock Band

Almost went with this one.

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