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What can change the nature of a man, motherfucker? - Dracula
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 21:55 |
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 22:28 |
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LOL!
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 22:59 |
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 22:59 |
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 23:06 |
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hahahah remember how specific classes played during Vanilla WoW? classic.
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 23:12 |
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 23:29 |
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All you had to do was follow the drat train CJ!
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 23:31 |
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Poolparty posted:All you had to do was follow the drat train CJ!
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 23:32 |
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ahahahaha
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 00:12 |
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war.... war is always the same...
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 01:01 |
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Classic Banjo-Kazooie quote: "I speel my drink!"
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 02:04 |
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Meryl Silverburgh: So, there's something you like? Solid Snake: Yeah, you've got a great butt! Meryl Silverburgh: Oh, I see! First it's my eyes, now it's my butt! What's next? Solid Snake: On the battlefield, you never think about what's next.
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 02:08 |
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Well he ain't wrong.
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 02:52 |
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 03:57 |
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YIKES Stay Gooned posted:Meryl Silverburgh: So, there's something you like? lol
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 03:58 |
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Zoltan never said that loving racists can't tell two dwarves apart
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I never asked for this *cyborg-shades noise*
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take a suck
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 14:39 |
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He was born in the ash among the Velothi, anon Chimer, before the war with the northern men. Ayem came first to the village of the netchimen, and her shadow was that of Boethiah, who was the Prince of Plots, and things unknown and known would fold themselves around her until they were like stars or the messages of stars. Ayem took a netchiman's wife and said: 'I am the Face-Snaked Queen of the Three in One. In you is an image and a seven-syllable spell, AYEM AE SEHTI AE VEHK, which you will repeat to it until mystery comes.' Then Ayem threw the netchiman's wife into the ocean water where dreughs took her into castles of glass and coral. They gifted the netchiman's wife with gills and milk fingers, changing her sex so that she might give birth to the image as an egg. There she stayed for seven or eight months. Then Seht came to the netchiman's wife and said: 'I am the Clockwork King of the Three in One. In you is an egg of my brother-sister, who possesses invisible knowledge of words and swords, which you shall nurture until the Hortator comes.' And Seht then extended his hands and multitudes of homunculi came forth, each like a glimmering rope through the water, and they raised the netchiman's wife back to the surface world and set her down on the shoals of Azura's coast. There she lay for seven or eight more months, caring for the egg-knowledge by whispering to it the Codes of Mephala and the prophecies of Veloth and even the forbidden teachings of Trinimac. Seven Daedra came to her one night and each one gave to the egg new motions that could be achieved by certain movements of the bones. These are called the Barons of Move Like This. Then an eighth Daedroth came, and he was a Demiprince, called Fa-Nuit-Hen, or the Multiplier of Motions Known. And Fa-Nuit-Hen said: 'Whom do you wait for?' To which the netchiman's wife said the Hortator. 'Go to the land of the Indoril in three months' time, for that is when war comes. I return now to haunt the warriors who fell and still wonder why. But first I show you this.' Then the Barons and the Demiprince joined together into a pillar of fighting styles terrible to behold and they danced before the egg and its learning image. 'Look, little Vehk, and find the face behind the splendor of my bladed carriage, for in it is delivered the unmixed conflict path, perfect in every way. What is its number?' It is said the number is the number of birds that can nest in an ancient tibrol tree, less three grams of honest work, but Vivec in his later years found a better one and so gave this secret to his people. 'For I have crushed a world with my left hand,' he will say, 'but in my right hand is how it could have won against me. Love is under my will only.' The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
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Strike the earth!
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:18 |
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program666 posted:Strike the earth! this is more than 150 levels deeps !!!!!
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:19 |
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program666 posted:this is more than 150 levels deeps !!!!!
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:28 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyUArTDYYVc
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:25 |
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On the battlefield, you never think about what's next.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:32 |
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"No lollygagging" "Psst... Hey. I know who you are. Hail Sithis." "See those warriors from Hammerfell, they got curved swords.Curved.Swords." "Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?" "You mix potions, right? Brew me an ale." "My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty. [said whilst standing next to a dragon he helped slay]" "Go cast your fancy magic somewhere else." "Hail, summoner. Conjure me up a warm bed, would you." Just a few of my favourite quotes from Skyrim Guard.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 03:03 |
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How could I forget: I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 03:03 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:How could I forget: I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 04:35 |
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Strategic Tea posted:The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7ETCh0tFRc
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 11:51 |
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Literally noone is going to click that you utterly reviled fool.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 12:55 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Literally noone is going to click that you utterly reviled fool. I guess you're no one then.
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