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ROBO_ERECTUS
Sep 5, 2007

Let me take you for a ride.
What can change the nature of a man, motherfucker?
- Dracula

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Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004


LOL!

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


hahahah remember how specific classes played during Vanilla WoW? classic.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Poolparty
Aug 18, 2013

All you had to do was follow the drat train CJ!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Poolparty posted:

All you had to do was follow the drat train CJ!
CJ: Seen any elves?

program666
Aug 22, 2013

A giant carnivorous dinosaur
ahahahaha

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
war.... war is always the same...

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
Classic Banjo-Kazooie quote: "I speel my drink!"

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Meryl Silverburgh: So, there's something you like?
Solid Snake: Yeah, you've got a great butt!
Meryl Silverburgh: Oh, I see! First it's my eyes, now it's my butt! What's next?
Solid Snake: On the battlefield, you never think about what's next.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010


Well he ain't wrong.

Big Scary Owl
Oct 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

Meryl Silverburgh: So, there's something you like?
Solid Snake: Yeah, you've got a great butt!
Meryl Silverburgh: Oh, I see! First it's my eyes, now it's my butt! What's next?
Solid Snake: On the battlefield, you never think about what's next.

lol

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax

Zoltan never said that

loving racists can't tell two dwarves apart

Big Scary Owl
Oct 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

I never asked for this

*cyborg-shades noise*

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!

Mung Dynasty
Jul 19, 2003

Why do the peasants slave while the emperor gets to eat all the mung?!
take a suck

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

He was born in the ash among the Velothi, anon Chimer, before the war with the northern men. Ayem came first to the village of the netchimen, and her shadow was that of Boethiah, who was the Prince of Plots, and things unknown and known would fold themselves around her until they were like stars or the messages of stars. Ayem took a netchiman's wife and said:
'I am the Face-Snaked Queen of the Three in One. In you is an image and a seven-syllable spell, AYEM AE SEHTI AE VEHK, which you will repeat to it until mystery comes.'
Then Ayem threw the netchiman's wife into the ocean water where dreughs took her into castles of glass and coral. They gifted the netchiman's wife with gills and milk fingers, changing her sex so that she might give birth to the image as an egg. There she stayed for seven or eight months.

Then Seht came to the netchiman's wife and said:
'I am the Clockwork King of the Three in One. In you is an egg of my brother-sister, who possesses invisible knowledge of words and swords, which you shall nurture until the Hortator comes.'
And Seht then extended his hands and multitudes of homunculi came forth, each like a glimmering rope through the water, and they raised the netchiman's wife back to the surface world and set her down on the shoals of Azura's coast. There she lay for seven or eight more months, caring for the egg-knowledge by whispering to it the Codes of Mephala and the prophecies of Veloth and even the forbidden teachings of Trinimac.

Seven Daedra came to her one night and each one gave to the egg new motions that could be achieved by certain movements of the bones. These are called the Barons of Move Like This. Then an eighth Daedroth came, and he was a Demiprince, called Fa-Nuit-Hen, or the Multiplier of Motions Known. And Fa-Nuit-Hen said:
'Whom do you wait for?'
To which the netchiman's wife said the Hortator.
'Go to the land of the Indoril in three months' time, for that is when war comes. I return now to haunt the warriors who fell and still wonder why. But first I show you this.'
Then the Barons and the Demiprince joined together into a pillar of fighting styles terrible to behold and they danced before the egg and its learning image.
'Look, little Vehk, and find the face behind the splendor of my bladed carriage, for in it is delivered the unmixed conflict path, perfect in every way. What is its number?'
It is said the number is the number of birds that can nest in an ancient tibrol tree, less three grams of honest work, but Vivec in his later years found a better one and so gave this secret to his people.
'For I have crushed a world with my left hand,' he will say, 'but in my right hand is how it could have won against me. Love is under my will only.'

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!

program666
Aug 22, 2013

A giant carnivorous dinosaur
Strike the earth!

program666
Aug 22, 2013

A giant carnivorous dinosaur

program666 posted:

Strike the earth!

this is more than 150 levels deeps !!!!!

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

program666 posted:

this is more than 150 levels deeps !!!!!

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyUArTDYYVc

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

On the battlefield, you never think about what's next.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

"No lollygagging"

"Psst... Hey. I know who you are. Hail Sithis."

"See those warriors from Hammerfell, they got curved swords.Curved.Swords."

"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?"

"You mix potions, right? Brew me an ale."

"My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty. [said whilst standing next to a dragon he helped slay]"

"Go cast your fancy magic somewhere else."

"Hail, summoner. Conjure me up a warm bed, would you."


Just a few of my favourite quotes from Skyrim Guard.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

How could I forget: I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Knuc U Kinte posted:

How could I forget: I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax

Strategic Tea posted:

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7ETCh0tFRc

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Literally noone is going to click that you utterly reviled fool.

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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Literally noone is going to click that you utterly reviled fool.

I guess you're no one then.

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