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Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Brutal

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EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Seamless transition from takedown to The Worm

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


KO leg kick.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Brutal, Shayna should probably retire.

PeteRoseHaircut
May 17, 2008

Thank you, Toronto!
So is Baszler the Paul Roma of the Four Horsewomen?

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


In that short fight, Nunes hurt every single part of the body.

And maybe Mario should have done more than lightly pat Nunes on the shoulder to try to stop the fight.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

PeteRoseHaircut posted:

So is Baszler the Paul Roma of the Four Horsewomen?

The four horse women is three Paul Romas and Ronda Rousey

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Mario lecturing a fighter for his half-assing the stoppage. Great reffing tonight.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Hey now, Shayna could also be Mongo

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

PeteRoseHaircut posted:

So is Baszler the Paul Roma of the Four Horsewomen?

Baszler is the Mongo of the Four Horsewomen by the looks of it

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Shayna should call it quits, she's been battered in every UFC fight she's had going back to TUF.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
Serious, non-satirical question, how much do you get paid per click at uproxx? I want to know how much money I can deprive the worst staff of

Vitamin Boss
Oct 23, 2006
Burn it to the ground
I'm finding Jon Anik with hair to be extremely off-putting

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Vitamin Boss posted:

I'm finding Jon Anik with hair to be extremely off-putting
I didn't even realize he had follicles until tonight

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
this is a long post fight interview

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Poor translator

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
I hope the translator got all that

Snotty By Nature
Sep 11, 2007
Nice Oscar acceptance speech.

Remora
Aug 15, 2010

The UFC needs a house orchestra to start playing fighters off when they go on like that.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
She talked for like 10 minutes straight.

Oh great they are asking her another question.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I just learned that Shayna Baszler, outside of not having a good run in the UFC, has had a previous reputation for a "pseudo-chicken wing submission"

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


I like that she made certain to point out where every single person was sitting.

Charles Gnarwin fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Mar 22, 2015

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

TheRationalRedditor posted:

Serious, non-satirical question, how much do you get paid per click at uproxx? I want to know how much money I can deprive the worst staff of

currently i just get paid per post

but once i move up to view-based bonuses, i'll spam every thread and #mma room with my links

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010

Dr. Abysmal posted:

I hope the translator got all that

hahahah
she pretty clearly spent most of her time pointing out every single member of her team by name, but the translator compressed it into "there's just too many people to name"

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

LobsterMobster posted:

currently i just get paid per post

but once i move up to view-based bonuses, i'll spam every thread and #mma room with my links

sounds good

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

LobsterMobster posted:

currently i just get paid per post

but once i move up to view-based bonuses, i'll spam every thread and #mma room with my links
So when you rank up, the journalistic* integrity intrinsically goes down. What a world!

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


EvanSchenck posted:

hahahah
she pretty clearly spent most of her time pointing out every single member of her team by name, but the translator compressed it into "there's just too many people to name"

Who was she claiming was going to be the next champion at "feeefty fiiiiev"

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I just learned that Shayna Baszler, outside of not having a good run in the UFC, has had a previous reputation for a "pseudo-chicken wing submission"

I had to look that up, found a video of her catching Modafferi in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtJfJS_remo

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


EvanSchenck posted:

I had to look that up, found a video of her catching Modafferi in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtJfJS_remo

Isn't that pretty much what Davis used to tap Boetsch?

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


When did Dustin Poirier win Taz's belt?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

EvanSchenck posted:

I had to look that up, found a video of her catching Modafferi in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtJfJS_remo

I both appreciate the fact that the video starts out with a russian chick slav-twerking on a tank and ends in a way that I, a layman, can actually associate with its name.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Who is this rory McDonald lookin motherfucker?

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010

CommonShore posted:

Isn't that pretty much what Davis used to tap Boetsch?

Yeah, I think that was described as a chicken-wing type submission as well. I guess the main difference would be he trapped Boetsch's arm from side control and then finished in north-south. Baszler got the arm from guard and used it to sweep, and tapped Modafferi from mount.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
the rest of the fights were so good and then this one brings the show to a plodding pace. hurry up and get to the co-main if you guys aren't gonna do anything

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010
I liked how the guy just grabbed on when he heard the clapper, didn't even pretend to be doing anything.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
This is like an early prelims caliber fight.

Remora
Aug 15, 2010

did martin just check the clock after the takedown

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


That throw was gnar as hell. Hopefully this fight can end now.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Santos wants to do some heroin

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Charles Gnarwin posted:

That throw was gnar as hell. Hopefully this fight can end now.

Okay, what?

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