Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

That's a tasty looking burg I tell ya what.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

They'd better rename Call of Duty to Call of White Castle because those burg-less idiots are getting steamed!

Ten Dollars Wasted
Mar 9, 2015

Pewdiepie posted:

What can I say, they steam a good ham.

khrits
Dec 25, 2011

And when we leave, we need to put things back the way we found them. We're not slobs.
looks better than the rest of the game, op

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
BurgGen middleware has come a long way.

Kharohz
Jul 25, 2007

THE BELL TOLLS FOR THEE
Anyone else annoyed at the size of the burger wrapper?

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011

there's a crazy well modeled bong in the grow op level

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

burgers and condoms, the new movie by jim jarmusch

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

StabMasterArson posted:

there's a crazy well modeled bong in the grow op level
lets see it

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
I just made a burger and it did not look as delicious as that Hardline burger.

The onions went moldy as did the tomatoes, therefore I only had mustard and ketchup as toppings.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

The Taint Reaper posted:

I just made a burger and it did not look as delicious as that Hardline burger.

The onions went moldy as did the tomatoes, therefore I only had mustard and ketchup as toppings.

Pay attention to your drat veggies.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

The Taint Reaper posted:

I just made a burger and it did not look as delicious as that Hardline burger.

The onions went moldy as did the tomatoes, therefore I only had mustard and ketchup as toppings.

loving miserable. jesus christ.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

The Taint Reaper posted:

I just made a burger and it did not look as delicious as that Hardline burger.

The onions went moldy as did the tomatoes, therefore I only had mustard and ketchup as toppings.

come on dude

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I was going to make a really lovely, bland-rear end burger that a child would order, but I ran out of two of my lovely ingredients, and therefore could only add ketchup, mustard, and some goddamn tittyfucking spicy-rear end rooster sauce, sriracha life y'all.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Hah Electronic Arts made it's own Seal of Quality. The Origin Great game Guarantee.

All the Hardline ads have the seal take up 25% of the space.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

FactsAreUseless posted:

I was going to make a really lovely, bland-rear end burger that a child would order, but I ran out of two of my lovely ingredients, and therefore could only add ketchup, mustard, and some goddamn tittyfucking spicy-rear end rooster sauce, sriracha life y'all.

1upclock
Sep 25, 2009

Taken completely out of context

The Taint Reaper posted:

Hah Electronic Arts made it's own Seal of Quality. The Origin Great game Guarantee.

All the Hardline ads have the seal take up 25% of the space.

Holy loving poo poo.

Imagine how much a non-EA publisher would have to pay to get that seal.

gently caress, imagine the EA-published games that DON'T get that seal.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

1upclock posted:

Holy loving poo poo.

Imagine how much a non-EA publisher would have to pay to get that seal.

gently caress, imagine the EA-published games that DON'T get that seal.

This was exactly what I was thinking.

I guess it's to try and counter the fact that most stores are starting to have their PC Section being labeled as "Steam" and the only non-steam area of it is the Blizzard games(but that's only 3 games out of how many hundreds).

The Taint Reaper fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Mar 21, 2015

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
Ah, so this is why we need all these peas and why PC gamers are the master race.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
If only Sneak King looked this good.

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akpf1_eDnjQ

In Training
Jun 28, 2008


That is clearly just a picture of a sandwich. It has nothing on the burger on display in the OP.

Discount Viscount
Jul 9, 2010

FIND THE FISH!
:burger::fh:

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

That is clearly just a picture of a sandwich. It has nothing on the burger on display in the OP.

It looks like that at first, yes.



But it is actually the most detailed model in the game.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
i wanna eat that burg

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Reserved

Sir John Feelgood fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Mar 26, 2015

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009


Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010


i want that burger

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


lol, the op played singleplayer

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

HORMELCHILI posted:

lol, the op played singleplayer
No I didn't.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011


Can we see this baby from another angle?

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLoGv9Y-LDg&t=6m47s

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010



now that youve been called out youre retracting. classic noob manuever

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011


*low, long whistle*

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

surc
Aug 17, 2004

zen death robot posted:

Is it a burger texture or did they actually make a 3D model of a partly eaten burger?

It looks as though they made a rough model of the partially eaten burger and then most of the detail is just thrown on a texture. Like, they make the general slightly flattened sphere for the burger, then chop out some spheres for bite marks, then all the other detail is done in texture. I hope this has helped to solve the mystery of how this burger look so good.


E: Or it's just a texture that they made in Photoshop and it wasn't modeled at all, that would also explain the perfect roundness in a couple places on the bites.

  • Locked thread