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death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4
Oh, I'm in it to win. If people bail maybe you can rerecruit?

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Infinite Oregano
Dec 31, 2007

I'm going to make my friends eat infinite oregano and they'll have to do it because the recipe says so!
"Smoky" Joe Biden is always in for anything that could be fun.

Tempus Rimeblood
Sep 23, 2007

...Friendship? Again?
I'm in. Let's do this dance.

red plastic cup
Apr 25, 2012

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL cup and you may find A Friend And Boy...
Oh, this is still on? Okay, sure.

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

Ye gods!

College Slice
Okay, we're nearly ready to go. I checked with Rather Watch Them and they backed out due to having a packed schedule, so I'm bringing in RandallODim as an extra player (though this isn't a replacement, Rather Watch Them is free to come back if/when things clear up for them). When I've got Randall's voice's skills and obsession I'll start the game up again.

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

Ye gods!

College Slice
VWRRRRRR

3oɔun posted:

˙uıɐƃɐ dn ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ ʇɹɐʇs ןן,ı uoıssǝsqo puɐ sןןıʞs s,ǝɔıoʌ s,ןןɐpuɐɹ ʇoƃ ǝʌ,ı uǝɥʍ ˙(ɯǝɥʇ ɹoɟ dn ɹɐǝןɔ sƃuıɥʇ uǝɥʍ/ɟı ʞɔɐq ǝɯoɔ oʇ ǝǝɹɟ sı ɯǝɥʇ ɥɔʇɐʍ ɹǝɥʇɐɹ 'ʇuǝɯǝɔɐןdǝɹ ɐ ʇ,usı sıɥʇ ɥƃnoɥʇ) ɹǝʎɐןd ɐɹʇxǝ uɐ sɐ ɯıpoןןɐpuɐɹ uı ƃuıƃuıɹq ɯ,ı os 'ǝןnpǝɥɔs pǝʞɔɐd ɐ ƃuıʌɐɥ oʇ ǝnp ʇno pǝʞɔɐq ʎǝɥʇ puɐ ɯǝɥʇ ɥɔʇɐʍ ɹǝɥʇɐɹ ɥʇıʍ pǝʞɔǝɥɔ ı ˙oƃ oʇ ʎpɐǝɹ ʎןɹɐǝu ǝɹ,ǝʍ 'ʎɐʞo

dnɔ ɔıʇsɐןd pǝɹ posted:

˙ǝɹns 'ʎɐʞo ¿uo ןןıʇs sı sıɥʇ 'ɥo

pooןqǝɯıɹ sndɯǝʇ posted:

˙ǝɔuɐp sıɥʇ op s,ʇǝן ˙uı ɯ,ı

ouɐƃǝɹo ǝʇıuıɟuı posted:

˙unɟ ǝq pןnoɔ ʇɐɥʇ ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ ɹoɟ uı sʎɐʍןɐ sı uǝpıq ǝoɾ „ʎʞoɯs„

snןd uoןısdǝ posted:

¿ʇınɹɔǝɹǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ǝqʎɐɯ ןıɐq ǝןdoǝd ɟı ˙uıʍ oʇ ʇı uı ɯ,ı 'ɥo

uɹǝʇuı uǝǝɹƃ posted:

˙ƃuıןןoɹ ʇı dǝǝʞ oʇ ǝuop ǝq ʇsnɯ ʇɐɥʍ op ˙uı ןןıʇs ɯ,ı

3oɔun posted:

˙pǝuɹnʇǝɹ ǝq ןןıʍ ǝʇɐqǝp ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ dʍ ʇuǝds ןןɐ ˙ǝʌıɹp ǝɔuɐןnqɯɐ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʇɟɐ ǝɹǝɥʍǝsןǝ dn ƃuıʞɐʍ ǝoɾ ɯoɹɟ ǝnuıʇuoɔ ןן,ǝʍ uǝɥʇ ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ dn ןןıʇs ǝɹɐ ǝןdoǝd ɥƃnouǝ ɟı ˙sɹǝʇɔɐɹɐɥɔ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ƃuıןɟıʇs sɯǝǝs puɐ ɯǝʇsʎs ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ pıƃıɹ ooʇ s,ʇı ǝɔuıs ʇıq ǝʇɐqǝp ǝɥʇ ʇnɔ ʎןqɐqoɹd ןן,ı 'ɹǝʌǝʍoɥ ˙sıɥʇ ɥʇıʍ uo ʎɹɹɐɔ oʇ ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ ʇoƃ ǝʌ,ı ʍou ˙ǝpısʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ʎq sıɥʇ ƃuıʌɐǝן 'ƃuıɥsıuıɟ oʇ ǝsoןɔ sɐʍ ʇı ǝsnɐɔǝq 'ǝɹǝɥ ƃuıʎɐןd sɐʍ ı ǝɯɐƃ ɹɐǝʎ ʇǝınb ǝɥʇ uo ƃuısnɔoɟ dn pǝpuǝ ı puɐ sǝɯɐƃ ɹoɟ pɐɥ ı ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ uʍop ʇnɔ ɹǝʇsɐǝ ɹǝʌo ʎןıɯɐɟ ʎɯ ƃuıʇısıʌ puɐ sǝnssı ǝɟıן-ןɐǝɹ

dnɔ ɔıʇsɐןd pǝɹ posted:

„˙spɹoʍɹǝʇɟɐ ʎuunɟ ƃuıʞןɐʍ ɯǝ, ǝʌɐǝן puɐ ƃuıpunod pɹɐɥ 'pooƃ ɐ ɯǝ, ǝʌıƃ ¡sʇɹnɥ ʇı ǝɹǝɥʍ ʇɥƃıɹ ɯǝ, ʇıɥ ǝʍ 'ןoɹʇuoɔ ɐʇʇno ʇǝƃ ʎǝɥʇ ɟı puɐ ʍou ɹoɟ spɹɐʇsɐq ǝɥʇ uo ǝʎǝ uɐ dǝǝʞ ǝʍ ʎɐs ı ¡ɯǝ, ǝʞıן ʇ,uop ı ¿uɐɹı ɹoɟ sɐ ˙ƃuıɹɐǝʍ ǝɹ,noʎ ɹǝqɯnu ן,ıן ʎxǝs ʇɐɥʇ ʎq pǝʇɔɐɹʇsıp sɐʍ ı ¡ɐɥʇɹɐɯ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʎɹɹos„ ˙ןoɹʇuoɔ sʇɹǝssɐ-ǝɹ ǝɥ sɐ ɟןǝsɯıɥ sdɐןs puɐ ɹǝʌıɥs ʎpoq-ןןnɟ ɐ sǝop ˙q ʎǝoɾ

˙q ʎǝoɾ ɥʇooɯs

˙uıɐƃɐ uɹnʇ ʎɯ sɐʍ ʇı ǝɔıʇou uǝʌǝ ʇ,upıp ı ¡ʎɹɹos ɯ,ı 'zǝǝƃ ɥɐ

3oɔun posted:

„˙uɐɹı uo ɹǝʍsuɐ ɹnoʎ ǝʌıƃ oʇ ʇɟǝן spuoɔǝs uǝǝʇɟıɟ ǝʌɐɥ 'ɥɐ 'noʎ 'ʇuǝpısǝɹd ǝɔıʌ ˙ɹɯ˙˙˙„



¡ןoɹʇuoɔ uı sı ˙q ʎǝoɾ ɥʇooɯs os '(dʍ 3 ƃuıpuǝds) ɟɟoןןoɹ ǝɥʇ suıʍ dnɔ ɔıʇsɐןd pǝɹ

1 2p1 :ɟɟoןןoɹ 5 pıq ɹǝʍodןןıʍ

3 - uɹǝʇuı uǝǝɹƃ
3 - dnɔ ɔıʇsɐןd pǝɹ
1 - snןd uoןısdǝ
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0 - pooןqǝɯıɹ sndɯǝʇ
:spıq

pǝsoןɔ ƃuıppıq

3oɔun posted:

ןoɹʇuoɔ ɹoɟ pıq ɹǝdsıɥʍ ǝɔuǝıpnɐ ǝɥʇ uı sʞןoɟ ǝɯos ˙ʎןʇuǝןıs ƃuıɹɐʇs ǝɹɐ uɐʎɹ puɐ ǝɥs ʎןןɐnʇuǝʌǝ ʇnq 'sǝɯıʇ ǝɹoɯ ʍǝɟ ɐ ɯıɥ sʇdɯoɹd zʇɐppɐɹ ˙ǝɯıʇ pǝʇʇoןןɐ sıɥ ɟןɐɥ ɹoɟ pǝʍɐɾ-ʞɔɐןs ǝɹǝɥʇ spuɐʇs ɐpuıʞ ʇsnɾ ǝoɾ

˙pıɐɹɟɐ ɯ,ı 'ƃuıʌoɯ sƃuıɥʇ dǝǝʞ oʇ ʇıɯıן ɹnoɥ-42 ǝɥʇ ɹǝd sɐ ǝɹǝɥ sıɥʇ ʇnɔ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ɐuuoƃ

ɯıpoןןɐpuɐɹ posted:

˙ɐǝpı ʎɯ ǝןoʇs noʎ 'ǝɔıoʌ ɹǝʎɐןd ןɐnʇɔɐ ʇıɯɯɐp

snןd uoןısdǝ posted:

˙ǝoɾ 'ɐɔıɹǝɯɐ ɹoɟ ¡ǝɔɐɟ s,ʞɔnɟ ǝʌıʇɐʌɹǝsuoɔ pǝuoq-ʇɟos ʇɐɥʇ oʇuı ʇɥƃıɐɹʇs ǝq pןnoʍ ǝʞıɹʇs ʎɹɐʇıןıɯ ɐ ǝʌıʇɔǝɟɟǝ ʍoɥ ǝʇɐɹʇsuoɯǝp ˙sɹǝʇɐǝɥɔ ɥʇıʍ op oʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ ı 'ǝɯ ʇsnɹʇ puɐ ˙ƃuıʇɐǝɥɔ s,ǝɥ ʍouʞ noʎ ˙ƃuıʇɐǝɥɔ s,uɐʎɹ

˙op ɐʇʇoƃ noʎ ʇɐɥʍ s,ǝɹǝɥ 'ʎɐʞo

snןd uoןısdǝ posted:

˙ǝoɾ 'ɐɔıɹǝɯɐ ɹoɟ ¡ǝɔɐɟ s,ʞɔnɟ ǝʌıʇɐʌɹǝsuoɔ pǝuoq-ʇɟos ʇɐɥʇ oʇuı ʇɥƃıɐɹʇs ǝq pןnoʍ ǝʞıɹʇs ʎɹɐʇıןıɯ ɐ ǝʌıʇɔǝɟɟǝ ʍoɥ ǝʇɐɹʇsuoɯǝp ˙sɹǝʇɐǝɥɔ ɥʇıʍ op oʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ ı 'ǝɯ ʇsnɹʇ puɐ ˙ƃuıʇɐǝɥɔ s,ǝɥ ʍouʞ noʎ ˙ƃuıʇɐǝɥɔ s,uɐʎɹ

˙op ɐʇʇoƃ noʎ ʇɐɥʍ s,ǝɹǝɥ 'ʎɐʞo

uɹǝʇuı uǝǝɹƃ posted:

˙ssssǝʎ ˙ǝʇɐqǝp ɐ uıʍ ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ uɐɔ ǝʍ poƃ ʎɯ ɥo

3oɔun posted:

„˙uǝpıq ʇuǝpısǝɹd ǝɔıʌ ¿ǝq ǝʞıɹʇs ʎɹɐʇıןıɯ ɐ pןnoʍ ǝʌıʇɔǝɟɟǝ ʍoɥ ǝןdoǝd uɐɔıɹǝɯɐ ǝɥʇ oʇ ɔıɟıɔǝds puɐ ɹɐǝןɔ ʎןǝʇnןosqɐ ǝq noʎ ɟo oʍʇ ǝɥʇ uɐɔ ˙„suoıʇɐɹǝuǝƃ ɹoɟ sn ƃuıʇunɐɥ 'ɔıɥdoɹʇsɐʇɐɔ ǝʌoɹd pןnoɔ„ ǝʇonb puɐ ʞɹoʍ ʇou pןnoʍ sǝıʇıןıɔɐɟ s,uɐɹı uo ǝʞıɹʇs ɐ pıɐs sǝʇɐƃ qoq ʎɹɐʇǝɹɔǝs ǝɔuǝɟǝp ɹǝɯɹoɟ 'ʞǝǝʍ ʇsɐן ˙uoıʇɔɐ ʎɹɐʇıןıɯ suɐǝɯ ʇɐɥʇ ɟı uǝʌǝ 'uodɐǝʍ ɹɐǝןɔnu ɐ ƃuıʇʇǝƃ ɯoɹɟ uɐɹı ʇuǝʌǝɹd ןןıʍ ʎǝɥʇ pıɐs ǝʌɐɥ ʎǝuɯoɹ ɹouɹǝʌoƃ puɐ ɐɯɐqo ʇuǝpısǝɹd ɥʇoq ˙uɐɹı ɥʇıʍ uıƃǝq oʇ ǝʞıן pןnoʍ ı ˙noʎ ɟo ɥʇoq ɥʇıʍ ǝɹǝɥ ǝq oʇ ɹnouoɥ uɐ sı ʎןןɐǝɹ ʇı 'uǝɯǝןʇuǝƃ ƃuıuǝʌǝ pooƃ„ :uoıʇsǝnb ʇsɹıɟ ɹǝɥ sʞsɐ zʇɐppɐɹ ɐɥʇɹɐɯ puɐ 'uʍop ǝןʇʇǝs sǝʇɐpıpuɐɔ oʍʇ ǝɥʇ

˙˙˙ןıɐɟ noʎ ɟı ˙ɯɹǝʇ puoɔǝs sıɥ ʇǝƃ ןןıʍ ǝoɾ puoɯɐıp 'snoıɹoʇɔıʌ ǝɹ,noʎ sɐ ƃuoן sɐ ˙ʎɐʍ ɹǝɥʇo ǝɯos uɐʎɹ ןnɐd ʇɐǝɟǝp uɐɔ noʎ ɹo 'ƃuıɥʇ ǝןoɥʍ ǝɥʇ ƃuıuuıʍ ʎʇıɹoɾɐɯ ǝɥʇ ɟo ɹǝuuıʍ ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ (sıɥʇ oʇ ǝןqɐɔıןddɐ ʇou ǝɹɐ sןןıʞs ɹnoʎ ɟo ʇsoɯ) sʇɔǝɾqns ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp uo uɐʎɹ ƃuıʇɐqǝp suǝpıq ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ sןןoɹ 8 op uɐɔ ǝʍ ɹǝɥʇıǝ ˙sıɥʇ op uɐɔ ǝʍ sʎɐʍ oʍʇ ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ 'ʍou ˙sןıɐʇǝp ɹǝɥʇo puɐ ǝʞıן pǝʞooן ǝɔɐןd ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ǝǝs oʇ ʇuɐʍ noʎ ɟı ǝuıןuo ʇı ɟo soǝpıʌ puıɟ osןɐ uɐɔ noʎ ˙uoıʇɐɔoן puɐ ʇɐɯɹoɟ ǝʇɐqǝp ǝɥʇ ʇnoqɐ oɟuı ǝɯos s,ǝɹǝɥ ¡suıƃǝq ǝʇɐqǝp ǝɥʇ 'ʇɥƃıɹןɐ

pooןqǝɯıɹ sndɯǝʇ posted:

¡puodsǝɹ oʇ ʎpɐǝɹ puɐ ǝʌoɯ ʇsɹıɟ s,uɐʎɹ ɹoɟ ƃuıddǝɹd

˙ǝɔıʇou s,ʇuǝɯoɯ ɐ ʇɐ ʇı ƃuıʍs oʇ ʎpɐǝɹ 'ʎןʇɥƃıʇ ʇı ƃuıpןoɥ puɐ ɯnıpod ǝɥʇ uo puɐʇs ǝןʇʇıן sʇı ɯoɹɟ ɔıɯ ǝɥʇ ƃuıʌoɯǝɹ 'ɯnıpod sıɥ oʇ ɹǝʌo sdǝʇs ǝɥ

˙ǝןıɯs ǝƃnɥ ɐ ɥʇıʍ sppɐ ǝɥ „¡ʇoƃ ɐʎ ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ ɹoɟ ʎpɐǝɹ ɯ,ı ¡sʇuǝƃ puɐ sǝıpɐן 'suoıʇsǝnb ǝɥʇ uo ƃuıɹq„ ˙puɐɥ ǝɥʇ ɟo oƃ sʇǝן ʎןɯןɐɔ ǝɥ

uǝpıq „ɹǝsınɹq„ ǝoɾ

ouɐƃǝɹo ǝʇıuıɟuı posted:

˙uoıʇɐxɐןǝɹ ǝɯos op uɐɔ ǝʍ ǝɹǝɥʍ ǝɹǝɥ ɹɐǝu ʇɥƃıɹ ǝɔɐןd ɐ ɟo ʍouʞ ɟo ʞuıɥʇ ı

˙ʞɐǝɹq ɐ ǝʌɹǝsǝp ǝʍ ɥɔıɥʍ ɟo ƃuıʞɐǝds

˙ʞɐǝɹq ɐ ǝɯ ǝʌıƃ ¡ǝɯıʇ puɐ ǝɔɐds puoʎǝq ɯoɹɟ ɹoɹɹoɥ uɐ ɟo ǝɯɐu ǝnɹʇ ǝɥʇ ǝuoןɐ ʇǝן 'ʎןʇɔǝɹɹoɔ pǝןןǝds ǝɹɐ sʇɥƃnoɥʇ ןɐuɹǝʇuı ɹno ɟo ʎuɐ ǝןɔɐɹıɯ ɐ s,ʇı ʞooן

ɯǝɥʇ ɥɔʇɐʍ ɹǝɥʇɐɹ posted:

˙dɯɐɥɔ 'ɐʎ ɹoɟ ʇɐɥʇ pǝxıɟ

ɯǝɥʇ ɥɔʇɐʍ ɹǝɥʇɐɹ posted:

˙dɯɐɥɔ 'ɐʎ ɹoɟ ʇɐɥʇ pǝxıɟ

ouɐƃǝɹo ǝʇıuıɟuı posted:

P̡̨̛̼̩̥͖͓̠̦͉̪̽ͤ͌̑̾ͭ͗͐̑͟͝A̿̿ͨͣ̐̄̋ͦ̊ͮ̇̓ͧͬ͏̧̭͙̱̜͘͠Ǔ̵̵̧̲̹̱͔̥̦̬̪̓̀͡L̂̇̇́͂ͤ̇͂ͭ҉̹͕̪̱̣̹̯͉͉̳͔̹͟͡ ͔͓̞̙͖̃̿̀̈́́͑͐ͤ̈̃̚͘͡R̶̺̠̫ͩ͆̄ͫ͐̿͌͑̍̀̚͘͠ͅY̸̛̱̜̠̞̰͔̠̜̪̭̮̲̫͓̦̝̞̣ͩ̆͛͂͐͢ͅAͭ͐ͥͭ͌́̀̃̽̅ͣ̐͏͚̘̯̗͍̪͓̠̣̠͎͙͍͚̥̜̮̕͟Ņͨͥ͐̑̍̔̄̍͏̴̖̟̼̻͇̣̲̱͎̠͖̙̫̦̣̩
˙ǝןıʇnɟ sı ǝɔuɐʇsısǝɹ sıɥ ʇɐɥʇ ɯıɥ ʍoɥs puɐ ɯıɥ ɥʇıʍ pןǝɯ puıɯ ˙uoıʇɔǝןǝ ǝɥʇ ɟo sʇןnsǝɹ ǝɥʇ ʍouʞ noʎ

ouɐƃǝɹo ǝʇıuıɟuı posted:

˙sƃuoןǝq ǝɥ ǝɹǝɥʍ uoısuǝɯıp uʍo sıɥ oʇ ʞɔɐq ɯıɥ puǝs oʇ ʎɐʍ ʎןuo ǝɥʇ sı ʇı P̷̅̀̈̈́͐̾̑ͪ̀͐̑͗̂̓̅͝͡͏҉͈̪̞Ȧ͍̦̲̖̙̜͉̮̯̗̻͚͙̐̆ͣ̉ͭ̾͌͆̀̍̀͟U̶͇̖͈͍̙̩̼̞̼͖ͣ͆ͣ͐̀̎̎ͬ̃̊͋̉́̕͟͢Ḻ̸̨̻̥̥͙̟̪̟̱̞̘̰̥̠̞̯̪̻͋̈́͌̏̃͗̈ͤ͌ͮ̋ͣ̍̇ͅ ̧̛̬̲̱̥̜̪̜̪̜̖̲̖͎ͥ̓̋͋͗ͨ̾͆̃̋̌̕͞ͅŔ̢̾̄̎͆͜͞҉͉͉̠̻Y͇̣̜͙͈̜̝̩̪̹̰̦͉̙̠͊͑ͨ̆ͬͮ̉̈͐̎͑̍ͪ̚͝͡A̶͎͇̟̼̺͎͓͚͒̒̐̐ͭͮ̒͋͠͡͡N̶̵̳̭̩̥̭͉̤̣̓͑͑͑̐̃̊ͧ̄͛ͬ̿̆ͬ͋͂ͯ́͟ ƃuıʎɐs oʇuı ɯıɥ ʞɔıɹʇ

ɯıpoןןɐpuɐɹ posted:

˙ɯnıpod ɹnoʎ ɟo doʇ ǝɥʇ ɟɟo ɹǝɥsıuıɟ ɐ ɹoɟ dn ʇǝs oʇ 'ǝןqɐʇ s,ɹoʇɐıpǝɯ ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ dɹǝʍʇ ǝɥʇ ɯɐןsǝʞoɥɔ

snןd uoןısdǝ posted:

¡ɹɐןndod ǝɹoɯ uǝǝq ɹǝʌǝu s,ɹǝʞod ˙ɯǝ, pןoɥ ɟo ǝɯɐƃ ןןɐ-sǝʞɐʇ-ɹǝuuıʍ ɐ oʇ ɯıɥ ǝƃuǝןןɐɥɔ ˙ǝʇɐqǝp sıɥʇ ʞɔnɟ

3oɔun posted:

¡ןןǝʍ ɥo ˙ʇıɥs ʎʞɐǝɹɟ ˙pǝʌoɯ uǝʌǝ sdıן sıɥ ǝʞıן ʞooן ʇ,upıp ¿ʇɐɥʇ ʎɐs ʇsnɾ ǝɥ pıp ˙ɥnɥ

„˙uǝpıq 'uʍop noʎ ƃuıʞɐʇ ʎoɾuǝ oʇ ƃuıoƃ ɯ,ı„

˙ǝɹnssǝɹd ɐʇʇoן ǝןoɥʍ ɐ ɹǝpun ʇnd sı puɐɥ sıɥ sɐ ǝןıɯs ʎʇdɯǝ sıɥ dn dǝǝʞ oʇ sǝןƃƃnɹʇs uɐʎɹ

5 1+6p1 :puɐɥ uɐʎɹ ʎund ɥsnɹɔ

uɹǝʇuı uǝǝɹƃ posted:

˙ʇɐoɹɥʇ ǝɥʇ uı ɯıɥ ɥɔund uǝɥʇ 'ƃuıuunɹ s,ɹoʇɐɹǝƃıɹɟǝɹ sıɥ ɟı ɯıɥ ʞsɐ

pooןqǝɯıɹ sndɯǝʇ posted:

˙ʇı uo dʍ 1 uɹnq ןן,ı os ɟı ʇnq 'ןןoɹ ɐ sǝɹınbǝɹ ǝʞɐɥspuɐɥ ƃuıɥsnɹɔ-puɐɥ ,ןo ǝɥʇ ɟı ǝɹns ʇou

„˙uıɐƃɐ ʇǝǝɯ ǝʍ„ ˙ɥʇǝǝʇ pǝʇʇıɹƃ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ sʎɐs ǝɥ „'uɐʎɹ 'os„

˙ɹǝʇןɐɟ oʇ ɯıɥ ǝsnɐɔ ʇɥƃıɯ ʇɐɥʇ uıɐd ƃuıʇɐıɔnɹɔxǝ ǝʞıן sןǝǝɟ ʎןqɐqoɹd ʇı 'uɐʎɹ ןnɐd oʇ ˙dıɹƃ ɯɹıɟ ɐ sɐɥ ʇsnɾ uǝpıq ǝoɾ ,ןo pooƃ ǝʞıן sʞooן ʇı 'pןɹoʍ ǝpısʇno ǝɥʇ oʇ ˙sǝʞɐɥs puɐ sdıɹƃ ǝɥ ˙ʍou ʇɥƃıɹ ǝɹnssǝɹd ɟo ʇoן ɐ ɹǝpun ʎןǝʇıuıɟǝp ǝɹɐ puɐɥ s,uɐʎɹ uı sǝuoq ʎuıʇ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɥƃıʇ ˙ʇɥƃıʇ ooʇ ˙ʇɥƃıʇ puɐɥ s,uɐʎɹ ןnɐd ƃuıddıɹƃ 'ǝɟıן sıɥ ɟo uıɹƃ ʇsǝƃƃıq ǝɥʇ sǝןıɯs uǝpıq

uǝpıq „ɹǝsınɹq„ ǝoɾ

dnɔ ɔıʇsɐןd pǝɹ posted:

ɯıɥ uo ƃɐƃ „ʍoןs ooʇ-ʍoן uʍop-doʇ dn„ ןo ǝɥʇ op

3oɔun posted:

¿op noʎ op ʇɐɥʍ

˙uo sǝpɐɥs ƃuıʌıɹp sıɥ sɐɥ ןןıʇs 'ǝsɹnoɔ ɟo 'ǝoɾ ˙ǝoɾ uo ʇɥƃıɹ pǝʞɔoן sǝʎǝ pɐǝp 'ǝʞɐɥspuɐɥ ɐ ɹoɟ pɹɐʍɹoɟ ɯɹɐ sıɥ ƃuıʇʇnd s,uɐʎɹ ˙ǝןqɐʇ ǝɥʇ spɹɐʍoʇ ƃuıʌoɯ 'ǝƃɐʇs ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝpıs ɹǝɥʇıǝ sʍopɐɥs ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ǝƃɹǝɯǝ uɐʎɹ puɐ uǝpıq



„¡uɐʎɹ ןnɐd uɐɯssǝɹƃuoɔ puɐ uǝpıq ǝoɾ ʇuǝpısǝɹd ǝɔıʌ ǝɯoɔןǝʍ ǝʍ sɐ ʍou ʇɥƃıɹ puɐ ǝʇɐqǝp ǝɥʇ ɟo puǝ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ɯsɐısnɥʇuǝ ɹıǝɥʇ ɹɐǝɥ ʇqnop ou ןןıʍ noʎ - ǝƃǝןןoɔ ǝɹʇuǝɔ ʇɐ ǝɹǝɥ ǝɔuǝıpnɐ ןnɟɹǝpuoʍ ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ ˙uoıʇsǝnb ƃuıuǝdo ǝɥʇ ɹǝʍsuɐ oʇ ʇsɹıɟ ǝq ןןıʍ uǝpıq ʇuǝpısǝɹd ǝɔıʌ ʇɐɥʇ pǝuıɯɹǝʇǝp uǝǝq sɐɥ ʇı 'ssoʇ uıoɔ ʎq˙˙˙„



˙˙˙2102 uı ʇɥƃıu ןnɟǝʇɐɟ ʇɐɥʇ uo pǝuǝddɐɥ ʎןןɐǝɹ ʇɐɥʍ ǝǝs s,ʇǝן ˙ɯןıɟ ɟo sןǝǝɹ ʎɥɔʇɐd ʍǝɟ ɐ ǝɹɐ spɹoɔǝɹ ʎןuo ǝɥʇ ˙puǝƃǝן uɐqɹn ɟo ɟɟnʇs ǝɥʇ ǝɯoɔǝq ǝʌɐɥ ʇɥƃıu ʇɐɥʇ ɟo sʇuǝʌǝ ǝɥʇ ʇnq 'ǝʇɐqǝp ǝɥʇ uoʍ ǝoɾ 'ʍouʞ ןןɐ ǝʍ sɐ ˙uoıʇɔǝןǝ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇuǝʌǝ ןɐɔıʇıןod ǝʌısıɔǝp ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ 'ǝʇɐqǝp ןɐıʇuǝpısǝɹd-ǝɔıʌ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇɥƃıu ǝɥʇ uo ɯıɥ ʇısıʌ ǝʍ ˙ʇou sǝop ǝoɾ 'ǝɔɐɹ ǝןqıpǝɹɔuı sıɥʇ ɟo ǝɯoɔʇno ǝɥʇ ʍouʞ ʎpɐǝɹןɐ ǝʍ ǝןıɥʍ 'ɹǝʌǝʍoɥ



˙ǝɔıʌ ɟo 'ʇuǝpısǝɹd sǝʇɐʇs pǝʇıun ǝɥʇ - uoıʇɐu ǝɥʇ uı ǝɔıɟɟo ʇsǝɥƃıɥ ǝɥʇ oʇ pǝʇɔǝןǝ-ǝɹ sɐʍ puɐ uɐʎɹ ןnɐd ʇsuıɐƃɐ ǝɔɐɹ ƃuıʍoɹɹɐɥ-ʇɟo uɐ pǝɥsıuıɟ uǝpıq ǝoɾ ɹɐǝʎ ǝɥʇ '2102 sı ɹɐǝʎ ǝɥʇ :ǝuǝɔs ɹno ʇǝs oʇ uoıʇısodxǝ ǝןʇʇıן ɐ uı 'sɹǝpɐǝɹ ɹɐǝp 'ןןıʍ noʎ ɟı ǝɯ ǝƃןnpuı 'ʍou ¡„uǝpıq„ ǝoɾ puoɯɐıp ɟo sʇıoןdxǝ ǝɥʇ ʇnoqɐ suoıʇɐןǝʌǝɹ ƃuıʞɔoɥs ǝɔuǝıɹǝdxǝ ʇqnop ou ןןıʍ ǝʍ ǝɹǝɥʍ 'ʇsɐd ʇuǝıɔuɐ ǝɥʇ oʇuı ʍou oƃ ǝʍ ˙ɹǝqɯǝɯǝɹ oʇ - ɯɐǝɹp oʇ - dǝǝןs oʇ ǝoɾ ,ןo ɹood sןןnן pɹʎuʎʞs pɹʎuʎן ɟo sǝuoʇ ʇǝɔןnp ǝɥʇ puɐ ɔıʇǝɥʇsǝɐuɐ ןɐɔıpǝɯ pǝsıɹodɐʌ oʇ ǝɹnsodxǝ ǝʇnɔɐ 'ɟǝıɹƃ 'uıɐd 'uoıssnɔuoɔ ɟo uoıʇɐuıqɯoɔ ǝɯos



˙(do ǝɥʇ uı pǝpɹoɔǝɹ ןןɐ) dʍ 1 pǝuıɐƃ ʇsnɾ ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ ʇɐɥʇ ɹǝqɯǝɯǝɹ ¡ןoɹʇuoɔ uı sı uǝpıq „ɹǝsınɹq„ ǝoɾ os '(dʍ 3 ƃuıpuǝds) ɟɟoןןoɹ ǝɥʇ suıʍ pooןqǝɯıɹ sndɯǝʇ

1 2p1 :ɟɟoןןoɹ 4 pıq ɹǝʍodןןıʍ

3 - uɹǝʇuı uǝǝɹƃ
3 - pooןqǝɯıɹ sndɯǝʇ
2 - ɯǝɥʇ ɥɔʇɐʍ ɹǝɥʇɐɹ
2 - dnɔ ɔıʇsɐןd pǝɹ
0 - ouɐƃǝɹo ǝʇıuıɟuı
0 - snןd uoןısdǝ
:spıq

pǝsoןɔ ƃuıppıq

3oɔun posted:

˙ɥƃnoɥʇ pıq ǝɥʇ ɹǝʇɟɐ uı sǝɯoɔ ʎןuo ʇuıod ʇɐɥʇ ˙dʍ1 ʇǝƃ ןןıʍ ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ puɐ ʍǝu ǝɹǝɥʍǝɯos dn ǝʞɐʍ ןן,ǝɥ os 'dǝǝןsɐ ƃuıןןɐɟ sı ǝoɾ ǝɯıʇ sıɥʇ

ןoɹʇuoɔ ɹoɟ pıq ɐ sɐ ǝǝɹɟ sɐ ɯ,ı ǝsnɐɔ,˙˙˙“ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ןןɐ uǝʇsıן ɐʇʇoƃ ɥɐǝʎ ʍɐ ”˙˙˙ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ǝq ʇ,upןnoʍ ʇsnɾ sƃuıɥʇ 'ןɹıƃ noʎ ɥʇıʍ ǝɹǝɥ pǝʎɐʇs ı ɟı ʇnq˙˙˙“ ˙ɹɐǝu ʍɐɹp suǝɹıs ǝɥʇ sɐ ƃuısoןɔ sǝʎǝ 'ןǝǝɥʍ ǝɥʇ uo sdɯnןs puɐ oıpɐɹ ǝɥʇ dn suɹnʇ ǝɥ ˙op ɐʇʇoƃ s,ǝoɾ ƃuıɥʇ ʇsɐן ǝuo ʇsnɾ s,ǝɹǝɥʇ



˙ʇɥƃıɹןɐ ,uıɥʇǝɯos s,ʇı ʇnq 'ɯɐ-suɐɹʇ ǝɥʇ ǝq ʇou ʇɥƃıɯ ʇı ˙ǝƃɐɹɐƃ ǝɥʇ oʇuı ʇɥƃıɹ ʇɟıɹp ןɐuıɟ ǝuo ɟɟo ƃuıןןnd 'ɟןǝsʇı ʎq ǝuıɥɔɐɯ ǝɥʇ sʞɹoʍ ʎpoq sıɥ ʇnq 'ʇno ƃuıpɐɟ s,ǝɥ ˙ʇɥƃıs uı sı uoıʇɐuıʇsǝp ǝɥʇ ɥƃnouǝ uoos puɐ ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ןןɐ ɯıɥ sǝɥsnd ɥsnɹ ǝuıןɐuǝɹpɐ ǝɥʇ

¡¿ɯɐ ı ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ oɥʍ ʍouʞ noʎ ʇ,uop 'ɹǝɔıɟɟo ǝɯ ǝsnɔxǝ ¡sƃıd ,uıʞɔnɟ ˙ssɐ sıɥ uo sɹǝsınɹɔ uǝzop ɐ ɥʇıʍ 'uǝpıq ןǝp ɐsɐɔ :uoıʇɐuıʇsǝp 'ʎʇıɔ ǝɥʇ ɐʇʇno ssɐ uɹoʇ s,ǝɥ ɥƃnouǝ uoos ˙punoɹɐ ǝpıɹ ʍǝu sıɥ sƃuıʍs ǝoɾ sɐ ʇsnɾ oıpɐɹ ǝɥʇ uo ǝɯoɔ sǝunʇ ssɐʞɔıʞ ǝɯos puɐ ʎןʇɔǝɟɹǝd uʍop doɹp sǝpɐɥs

6 1+6p1 :ʇǝƃɹoɟ ɹǝʌǝu
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UnCO3 posted:

never forget: 1d6+1 6

Shades drop down perfectly and some kickass tunes come on the radio just as Joe swings his new ride around. Soon enough he's torn rear end outta the city, destination: casa del Biden, with a dozen cruisers on his rear end. Fuckin' pigs! Excuse me officer, don't you know who the gently caress I am?!

The adrenaline rush pushes him all the way and soon enough the destination is in sight. He's fading out, but his body works the machine by itself, pulling off one final drift right into the garage. It might not be the Trans-Am, but it's somethin' alright.



There's just one last thing Joe's gotta do. He turns up the radio and slumps on the wheel, eyes closing as the sirens draw near. “...But if I stayed here with you girl, things just wouldn't be the same...” aw yeah gotta listen all the way through “...'cause I'm as free as a BID FOR CONTROL

This time Joe is falling asleep, so he'll wake up somewhere new and everyone will get 1WP. That point only comes in after the bid though.
I hope that showed up right for everyone As a reminder, current WP totals (and player/character details) after the rewind, but before the extra 1WP are as follows:
pre:
| Player            | Joe                    | Willpower | Obsession      | Skills                                               |
| Tempus Rimeblood  | Joe "Bruiser" Biden    |     10    | Oh yeah!       | Brawling, smoking a ludicrous amount of cigarettes   |
| Epsilon Plus      | Joe "Four Jacks" Biden |      4    | No doubt!      | Gambling, flim-flamming                              |
| red plastic cup   | Smooth Joey B.         |      6    | God drat!      | Flirting, smooching                                  |
| Rather Watch Them | Joe "Vice" Biden       |      6    | Excelente!     | Authoritativeness, driving his own drat vehicles     |
| Green Intern      | Joey Biden, Age 8      |     10    | Totally sweet! | Active Rascalry, Being a Loveable Scamp              |
| Infinite Oregano  | "Smoky" Joe Biden      |     10    | Man oh man!    | Improvising Tools/'Tools', Making a Deal             |
| RandallODim       | Joe “Knievel” Biden    |     10    | Oh mama!       | Impressive vehicular stunts, surviving failed stunts |
BID FOR CONTROL

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

Ye gods!

College Slice
BIDDING CLOSED

Bids:
Epsilon Plus – 0
red plastic cup – 0
Tempus Rimeblood – 2
Infinite Oregano – 3
RandallODim – 3
Green Intern – 4

Green Intern wins the bid outright (spending 4 WP), so Joey Biden (age 8) is in control! Everyone gains 1 WP thanks to Joe falling asleep.



Joe wakes up in a really cramped room! Oh my god it has buckets, mops and weird bottles that smell like chemicals, but it's real dark! Speaking of weird bottles, there's a whole load on the floor around Joe, glass ones with icky smells. Oh, and his tongue tastes like fire!

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Joey Biden (Age 8)
WP: 7 (10-4+1)

Joey sits up and looks around where he can. Ewwww yuck! This place smells worse than the bathroom after Barry eats too many beanie weenies! And his mouth tastes worse than broccoli! "Jeepers! This sure is a jam I got myself into." Joey stands up to get a better look around the room. All these bottles? Maybe there's something fun in them. He picks up the bucket, and puts a couple of the bottles into it for easier carrying. Once he gets a little bit of light, he can see if there's anything good in them! He walks over to the door, and peeks out to see what's going on!

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

Ye gods!

College Slice
Sorry everyone (particularly Tempus, Green Intern, Infinite Oregano and Randall, who never got proper shots at control), but after that first break I think I lost my enthusiasm for this game. I might run it (or something like it) again at some point, but I think for now I should just cut it here. Again, sorry about this and about leaving it so long.



Here are everyone's obsessions:
Tempus Rimeblood (Joe "Bruiser" Biden): “Challenge someone in a position of power and seize their throne by force” - 3
Epsilon Plus (Joe "Four Jacks" Biden): “win high-stakes seedy back-room poker games” - 2
red plastic cup (Smooth Joey B.): “getting my smooch on with a foxy mamacita” - 1
Rather Watch Them (Joe "Vice" Biden): “add another sweet ride to the garage” - 2
Green Intern (Joey Biden, Age 8): “pranking people” - 1
Infinite Oregano ("Smokey" Joe Biden): “selling weed” - 1
RandallODim (Joe "Knievel" Biden): “Ramp over that dickhead Boehner and flip him the bird while doing it” - 3

That means Rather Watch Them was in the lead, followed by red plastic cup and Green Intern (who I figured gained a point from the ambulance kiss).

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Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Thanks anyway! It was an interesting read.

My plan for this chemical closet was to do the old "bucket on top of the door" prank, but with unknown chemicals.

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