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bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy



January 1994, Jackie Onassis, town aligned plot device has passed away. RIP.



I, JACQUELINE K. ONASSIS, of the City, County and State of New York, do make, publish and declare this to be my Last Will and Testament….

Welcome to Last Will & Testament Mafia (of Jackie Onassis and friends)

this is a special occasion for 13+ players

This game has No power roles. I repeat! It is an all vanilla game.

But there is an exception…

Every night every player will send me a PM with a “last will and testament”. A letter that will be read out after they have died. Every letter sent from the start of the game will be published in this way. Each letter will be the minimum length of a 125 characters (a maxed out tweet) with no maximum length.

Upon the death of a player they may send current living player or players gifts from the afterlife concluding their business in life.



Other bullshit rules: Majority lynches, not plurality. No-lynch is an option. No editing posts. No speaking out of thread about the game unless allowed to. Don’t edit your posts. Don’t post mod communication in-thread. No fake day actions. Try not to lurk please. Roles may change but alignments will not under any circumstances. Days will be 72/48/24 hours long. Nights will be 24 hours long. Don’t be a dick. Try to have fun.

bowmore fucked around with this message at Mar 31, 2015 around 00:35

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bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

Players:

  1. CapitalistPig
  2. DuckHuntDog
  3. EXAKT Science
  4. fiery_valkyrie
  5. GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE Killed Night 1
  6. Hal Incandenza
  7. King Burgundy
  8. Max
  9. Murmur Twin
  10. Opopanax lynched D1
  11. Poison Mushroom
  12. Rarity Lynched D2
  13. TheRam
  14. VivaNova
  15. wall monitor



R's:

1. 100YrsofAttitude

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TheRam
Jan 15, 2009

What do you mean 'no performing monkeys'?


I like you Bowmore. So I'm in.

wall monitor
Jan 1, 2007



I'll give it a shot.

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


TheRam posted:

I like you Bowmore. So I'm in.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

From Montreal to Memphis
Parlez-vous francais?


In!

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


Hi bowmore. I like you and I like your idea, I tried to do something similar with a role in my last game. Unfortunately I'm starting to burn myself out on Mafia and I'm already in too many games right now, so I am not in. Thank you for the invite though!

Max
Nov 30, 2002



I would like to play in this game.

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

I'm in.

DuckHuntDog
May 13, 2004



Ramrod XTreme

Confirming my presign.

DuckHuntDog
May 13, 2004



Ramrod XTreme

I also love all vanilla games, and the gimmick sounds cool.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


Confirming!

VivaNova
Sep 12, 2009

The most epic adventure ever undertaken

I've wanted to play mafia so badly for the past 3 days. fill fill fill!

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.


VivaNova posted:

This person is a terrible influence. Do bowmore or ecco's game so I can play one before I become busy again!

I followed Vivanova here and am signing up as a result! Also this game looks cool.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Okie Dokie.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

I'm here

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

VivaNova posted:

I've wanted to play mafia so badly for the past 3 days. fill fill fill!

Hi Viva! Nice to see you again

VivaNova
Sep 12, 2009

The most epic adventure ever undertaken

fiery_valkyrie posted:

Hi Viva! Nice to see you again
It's lovely to see you too!

This game's gonna be great. Just 1 more mafioso needed.....

Bowmore, I wanna be Little Edie!

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.


Can I play?

TheRam
Jan 15, 2009

What do you mean 'no performing monkeys'?



Why are you so obviously a friendly nice person Hal? I just looked it up, apparently your name is the name of some dude in a dystopian novel. Man you're so smart and nice .

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

Yes.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

We have 13 but I'll run sign ups a little longer in case we get a couple more.

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

MY PAPER SOLDIERS
FORM A WALL
FIVE PACES THICK
AND TWICE AS TALL




I'm already bad at regular Mafia. This should be hilarious.

ELO Musk
May 9, 2010

Look, I eat them all the time, just trust me.


Ramrod XTreme

OMG OMG OMG OMG I get to be goku and play in a 100% vanilla game at the same time I am hype I AM HYPE

ELO Musk
May 9, 2010

Look, I eat them all the time, just trust me.


Ramrod XTreme

IM DOING THE "I CURRENTLY DONT HATE MAFIA" DANCE FOLKS

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

Alright 15 is a good number. If you don't get a PM in the next half hour you are Vanilla Town.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

bowmore posted:

Alright 15 is a good number. If you don't get a PM in the next half hour you are Vanilla Town.

I'm going to get an early start. 7 minutes with no PM, I must be town.

Let's hunt scums.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

All roles are out. Day 1 starts now.

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010



Votecount for Day 1



Not Voting (15): CapitalistPig, DuckHuntDog, EXAKT Science, fiery_valkyrie, GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE, Hal Incandenza, King Burgundy, Max, Murmur Twin, Opopanax, Poison Mushroom, Rarity, TheRam, VivaNova, wall monitor

With 15 alive, it's 8 votes to lynch. The current deadline is March 27th, 2015 at 9 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 2 days, 23 hours.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

I'm purple aligned, what does that mean?

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

CapitalistPig posted:

I'm purple aligned, what does that mean?

It means you are special.

##vote Cpig

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

King Burgundy posted:

It means you are special.

##vote Cpig

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

MY PAPER SOLDIERS
FORM A WALL
FIVE PACES THICK
AND TWICE AS TALL




What if you had a role, but the PM was lost?

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!


Well now you made me feel bad.

##unvote

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Poison Mushroom posted:

What if you had a role, but the PM was lost?

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

King Burgundy posted:

Well now you made me feel bad.

##unvote

DuckHuntDog
May 13, 2004



Ramrod XTreme

King Burgundy posted:

It means you are special.

##vote Cpig

##vote KB

wall monitor
Jan 1, 2007



So hey how are we doing?

...

I'm not quite sure what to post. There's not a lot of setup spec to talk about since this is vanilla to start out.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!


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PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

MY PAPER SOLDIERS
FORM A WALL
FIVE PACES THICK
AND TWICE AS TALL




wall monitor posted:

So hey how are we doing?

...

I'm not quite sure what to post. There's not a lot of setup spec to talk about since this is vanilla to start out.
What is the best thing that goes on vanilla ice cream?

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