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Cute as heck

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:
too hairy for my taste, i think ill shave in the morning :^)


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Scaly Haylie

Cute as heck posted:

too hairy for my taste, i think ill shave in the morning :^)

and now i associate your av with pubes :whitewater:

Cute as heck

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:

Lizard Wizard posted:

and now i associate your av with pubes :whitewater:

no plz dont thats yucky

normally im totally bald down there ive just been really busy lately i swear itll all be gone tomorrow so smooth it squeaks!!


Scaly Haylie

it's good to be clean-shaven down there, though i'm too scared to use a razor. i go electric and end up with stubble, which is better than a thicket i guess!

if i can ever afford electro...

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Cute as heck posted:

no plz dont thats yucky

normally im totally bald down there ive just been really busy lately i swear itll all be gone tomorrow so smooth it squeaks!!

genital status: constant squeaking

Scaly Haylie

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

genital status: constant squeaking

troublesome

Grass Effect
genital status: dormant

salty fries make me cry

~~i'm outside ur window~~
~throwin bricks at teh moon~
soft, could really use a trim

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


stacked like cord-wood

Wertjoe

Genital status
My dick is in wonderland
It can blow smoke rings

WetNightmare

by sebmojo

Wertjoe posted:

Genital status
My dick is in wonderland
It can blow smoke rings

whoa

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tradjik

genital state: quantum superposition


ty heather papps u da bes

shabbat goy



I'm nude, OP. My gennies are free.

Scaly Haylie

Wertjoe posted:

Genital status
My dick is in wonderland
It can blow smoke rings

does that mean you can smoke with it? because i'm imagining you holding one of those old-fashioned cigarette holders up to your dick

Cute as heck

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:
genital update: i shaved c:


Pax Technica

A very technical peace.
did you donate your pubes so people with cancer can wear pube wigs and feel normal again? if not youre a monster.

Cute as heck

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:
ofc


a cloth map

No thanks. I'm a Government man.
Is the butt also a genital? Asking for a friend.

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


status: scratched

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

Wertjoe

Lizard Wizard posted:

does that mean you can smoke with it? because i'm imagining you holding one of those old-fashioned cigarette holders up to your dick

Genital status
Cruella de Vil
Steals your dog and wife

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


a cloth map posted:

Is the butt also a genital? Asking for a friend.

this is a point of contention and argument over it has destroyed better forums than this one.

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
smells like wonton soup

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ulvir


scar tissue from when someone brutally mutilated your reproductive organ

lumpycnt

does anybody else get big zits on their junk? sometime i find a real juicy one and pop it and dayum its nasty pus. really it smells like ultra concentrated head cheese, is that normal?

treasure bear

lumpycnt posted:

does anybody else get big zits on their junk? sometime i find a real juicy one and pop it and dayum its nasty pus. really it smells like ultra concentrated head cheese, is that normal?

yeah everyone does, it's a miracle that anyone has sex at all

Diqnol

In the state god intended them to be in (original)

WetNightmare

by sebmojo

a cloth map posted:

Is the butt also a genital? Asking for a friend.

kind of, sometimes. it's like Y as a vowel.

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WetNightmare

by sebmojo

Chill la Chill posted:

status: scratched

grats

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social vegan



steaming

Scaly Haylie

what is even up with taints

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Lizard Wizard posted:

what is even up with taints

it's a permanently sealed airlock for your guts.

ulvir

i wish the human body had a less annoying way of letting you know that certain parts are still working properly

yoober

ready to pounce like a jungle creature
but like in a zoo

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
im closing this thread because i dont think the statuses are real

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Pomp

by Fluffdaddy
status:real

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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
i will seriously close this thread

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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
i dont give a sworp anymore

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ulvir

WetNightmare posted:

im closing this thread because i dont think the statuses are real

my annoyance with morning glories was sincere

Pomp

by Fluffdaddy

ulvir posted:

my annoyance with morning glories was sincere

it doesn't even feel particularly good when you try to jerk it off :mad:

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Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
pumped up

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