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would you have anal sex with billionaire bill gates? he's totally cleaned out, lubed
i'm gay and WOULD have anal sex with billionaire bill gates
i'm NOT gay and WOULD have anal sex with billionaire bill gates
i'm gay and would NOT have anal sex with billionaire bill gates
i'm NOT gay and would NOT have anal sex with billionaire bill gates
i've got no dick, op
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LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
would you have anal sex with billionaire bill gates? it would probably be your only chance to have sex with a billionaire - just take that into consideration while you think about this. he's also totally cleaned out and lubed up

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pram
Jun 10, 2001
ban op

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
i voted option 4, but don't let that persuade you from selecting the others

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
depends on how smooth his body is

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
Radio button poll in 2015

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

eric posted:

Radio button poll in 2015

how could you possibly choose more than one option in this poll? i used a radio button one for a good reason

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Flat Daddy posted:

depends on how smooth his body is

it's about as smooth as a lubed up dolphin

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
just imagine a dolphin dipped into a giant bucket of lube. that's how smooth he is

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

how could you possibly choose more than one option in this poll? i used a radio button one for a good reason

you can be gay and dickless much like myself

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Flat Daddy posted:

you can be gay and dickless much like myself

that last option pertains to any orientation or gender. also that has nothing to do with selecting more than one choice

pram
Jun 10, 2001
stop posting op

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



LP0 ON FIRE posted:

would you have anal sex with billionaire bill gates? it would probably be your only chance to have sex with a billionaire - just take that into consideration while you think about this. he's also totally cleaned out and lubed up

i probably couldnt get it up to gently caress him

would i still get the money if i let him gently caress me?

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Snapchat A Titty posted:

i probably couldnt get it up to gently caress him

would i still get the money if i let him gently caress me?

there's no money involved dude. you just have the chance to gently caress him. would you do it? (he IS a billionaire, just FYI, and not a regular person)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



well then no, i probably couldnt gently caress him cause my penis is v particular

if his rear end is really nice i might

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



also where the money at tho?

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

would you have anal sex with billionaire bill gates? it would probably be your only chance to have sex with a billionaire - just take that into consideration while you think about this. he's also totally cleaned out and lubed up

It would probably also be my only opportunity to have sex

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
I already have op

Maximum Leader
Dec 5, 2014
the radio buttons are binary (one selection). voted one

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Calling them radio buttons would be like MS (or M$) Office still having a 3.5" floppy disk as the save icon, I mean come on dude.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

M§ OFFICE

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



maniacdevnull posted:

Calling them radio buttons would be like MS (or M$) Office still having a 3.5" floppy disk as the save icon, I mean come on dude.

they are called radio buttons in hypercard :colbert:

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

giving or receiving

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

i dont think its right to force my desires onto someone whos curing cancer and ending world hunger

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
that poll is ver discriminatory. what if i have no dick and would have sex with bill? pls correct before i contact the tumblr police.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
also called radio buttons in the seamonkey wysiwyg html editor, which i use ....

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

A Pinball Wizard posted:

that poll is ver discriminatory. what if i have no dick and would have sex with bill? pls correct before i contact the tumblr police.

there's nothing to penetrate his rear end in a top hat with, and the question only pertains to that sorry


Smythe posted:

also called radio buttons in the seamonkey wysiwyg html editor, which i use ....

v cool

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009


:swoon:

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
I was in the airport VIP lounge in route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.
I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.

Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor."

"Yes?"

"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, "and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi, Ray,'?"

"Sure."

I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.

About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business.

A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.

"Hi, Ray," he said.

I replied, "Get lost Gates, I'm in a meeting."

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

newreply.php posted:

I was in the airport VIP lounge in route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.
I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.

Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor."

"Yes?"

"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, "and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi, Ray,'?"

"Sure."

I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.

About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business.

A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.

"Hi, Ray," he said.

I replied, "Get lost Gates, I'm in a meeting."

fuckin lol

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
sex with anal billionaire BILL GATYES

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx

newreply.php posted:

I was in the airport VIP lounge in route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.
I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.

Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor."

"Yes?"

"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, "and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi, Ray,'?"

"Sure."

I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.

About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business.

A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.

"Hi, Ray," he said.

I replied, "Get lost Gates, I'm in a meeting."

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
can i be the catcher OP? if so, yes

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
he can do reacharound for $100

slam flanders
Jan 13, 2015

SICK

bewilderment
Nov 22, 2007
man what



if your son was at home, crying on the floor coz he's hungry
and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man
for a little bit of money

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

bewilderment posted:

if your son was at home, crying on the floor coz he's hungry
and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man
for a little bit of money

and his daddy's gone
somewhere under rocks now
six feet under ground now
I'm talking bout stebe jobs now

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

there's nothing to penetrate his rear end in a top hat with, and the question only pertains to that sorry


v cool

umm its called a strap on?

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

indigi posted:

and his daddy's gone
somewhere under rocks now
six feet under ground now
I'm talking bout stebe jobs now

i like how you rhymed now with now and now

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Widdiful posted:

i dont think its right to force my desires onto someone whos curing cancer and ending world hunger

it's not forceful. he wants it, all lubed up and ready to go

bobbilljim posted:

can i be the catcher OP? if so, yes

yes but u also have to pitch

A Pinball Wizard posted:

umm its called a strap on?

just not the same. sorry for being any kind of discriminatory

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

pram posted:

stop posting op

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