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would you have anal sex with billionaire bill gates? he's totally cleaned out, lubed
	i'm gay and WOULD have anal sex with billionaire bill gates
	i'm NOT gay and WOULD have anal sex with billionaire bill gates
	i'm gay and would NOT have anal sex with billionaire bill gates
	i'm NOT gay and would NOT have anal sex with billionaire bill gates
	i've got no dick, op

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Widdiful: Oct 10, 2012

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

it's not forceful. he wants it, all lubed up and ready to go

i dont think bill gates is ready for my specific, probably illegal kinks

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A Pinball Wizard: Mar 23, 2005; I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands; College Slice

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

it's not forceful. he wants it, all lubed up and ready to go

yes but u also have to pitch

just not the same. sorry for being any kind of discriminatory

I don't think your sorry at all op or else you would change your cissexist ways

# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:28

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Bloody posted:

i like how you rhymed now with now and now

that's from the original :/

also I like how as well

# ? Mar 30, 2015 17:43

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

yes but u also have to pitch

ew, thats gay. hmm unles sthe balls dotn touch...

# ? Mar 30, 2015 23:49

Typical Yosposter: Mar 30, 2015

would

# ? Mar 31, 2015 00:06

The Leck: Feb 27, 2001

newreply.php posted:

I was in the airport VIP lounge in route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.
I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.

Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor."

"Yes?"

"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, "and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi, Ray,'?"

"Sure."

I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.

About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business.

A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.

"Hi, Ray," he said.

I replied, "Get lost Gates, I'm in a meeting."

i saw that episode of 30 rock too

# ? Mar 31, 2015 00:15

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

Typical Yosposter posted:

would

username + post combo :eyepop:

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indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

can I sell the gently caress tape to TMZ

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