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Harold Krell
Sep 10, 2011

I truly believe that anyone and everyone is capable of making their dreams come true.





“Woe to the man who defies the Krell! For a man who intrinsically understates the gumption of such frivolities deserves such a demise?” --Harold Krell



Welcome to Krellfia! Krellfia is an interesting and highly-regarded game for 25 players. It is very fun and you can even play with family and friends looking over your shoulder while you post things. Isn’t that neat?

Story: The year: 6969. But millennia before that, history was forever changed when a man by the name of Harold Krell, through is massive popularity and deviant wit, was able to rise through the ranks of the government until he was elected as the 69th president of the United States of America. As president, Harold Krell instituted harsh and, by many skeptics, frivolous laws that would grossly stagnate the global economy. This ended up resulting in several world wars where a lot of people died. I mean A LOT. In order to survive this unforgiving world, the few remaining survivors had to become like the Krell, assimilating into the Krellness, and inevitably becoming one with Krell. Back to the present in 6969 (Get it?). A handful of people devout to the way of Krell live in peace in simple hovels, eating scorched dirt and soggy onions. ‘Tis a pathetic life, but a grueling life nonetheless. However, a small group of anti-Krell haters have decided to end this spectacular wonder of Krellmanship once and for all! How, do you ask? By integrating into their society and eliminating them all from the inside… one… by… one. Wow. Such a gripping narrative. Anyways, it’s up to the Krell to stop these haters once and for all! Will they be able to achieve such resilience?

Rules: Standard rules apply:
  • Don’t edit your posts.
  • No outside communication unless permitted.
  • Blah blah blah…
  • PM me if you need clarification on your role, the rules, or whatever.

Items: Yes! There are items in the game! Won’t that be fun?

Aside from that, I’d say the days will be 72 hours, nights 48 hours.

Players:
1. Hal Incandenza
2. HiipFire Anti-Krell-Aligned Cheryl Crow
3. JakeP
4. CapitalistPig
5. bowmore
6. GulagDolls
7. imgay
8. Ernie.
9. Ixtlilton
10. chaoslord Krell-Aligned Phil Akrellphia
11. Kleedrac
12. EXAKT Science Krell-Aligned Zarold Zell
13. Obstacle2
14. Opopanax
15. fiery_valkyrie Anti-Krell-Aligned Darryl Hall
16. zzyzx Krell-Aligned Harold Cell
17. TheRam
18. Tremendous Taste Krell-Aligned Haryld Hell
19. QuoProQuid Herald Bell
20. The Science of Suck Krell-Aligned Sterile Krell
21. Rurea Krell-Aligned Shareld-Stole
22. Chic Trombone Krell-Aligned Caring Crawl
23. Pinterest Mom Krell-Aligned Gerald Frell
24. Alasdair Crawfish
25. MMM Whatchya Say Krell-Aligned Oh-So-Sad Krell
26. Quidnose

Harold Krell fucked around with this message at Apr 18, 2015 around 14:26

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Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.


Yes I will lead us all to Krelltory

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES


= )

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003



Lipstick Apathy

sign up for krellfia

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

This promises to outshadow tastes massive game and will surely be the game of the millenia.

In other words, lets loving do this. Yes please.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

Yes please

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011



me play

imgay
May 12, 2014

dog


sign me up plz

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



in!

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg



I'll do it.

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Yes.

Kleedrac
Jan 16, 2008

Mii, myself & I


25 players and I'm sure you'll need a day one lynch so I'm in!

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


In as a BP Godfather to Krell's fifth child.

Obstacle2
Dec 21, 2004
feels good man

I'm all about this.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003



Lipstick Apathy

wow half way there! I am totally Krelled for this game its gonna be great

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

From Montreal to Memphis
Parlez-vous francais?


This game is Krelling it, bring it on!

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003



Lipstick Apathy

bump

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

In.

imgay
May 12, 2014

dog


Can't wait for this to fill up

zzyzx
Mar 2, 2004



Sure.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003



Lipstick Apathy

wow almost ful

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg



This game will be good. We will eat dirt and grass and have fun. Thank you for playing with us.

TheRam
Jan 15, 2009

What do you mean 'no performing monkeys'?


I want

Jonathan Fisk
Sep 6, 2010


POSTING
Champion
of
Something Awful


Sure.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012


I guess I should sign up for this.

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009


I will play op

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009



ill join this piece of poo

Chic Trombone
Jul 25, 2010



gently caress it.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003



Lipstick Apathy

Yo! we need like 2 more bros

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

In a sense, aren't all my posts worth reading?


hi

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg



I will be a second player compartmentalized in my mind so they don't know each other at all.

Harold Krell
Sep 10, 2011

I truly believe that anyone and everyone is capable of making their dreams come true.



Wowee! We're so close to a full game!

Two spots left for lucky wonder children!

I mean... wow!

imgay
May 12, 2014

dog


breadcrumbing Krell

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


I'm here to be the final nail in Taste's coffin

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg



Sweet, 2 pming it up. I'll have to make sure the one doesn't look at the wrong pm.

Harold Krell
Sep 10, 2011

I truly believe that anyone and everyone is capable of making their dreams come true.



Ixtlilton posted:

Sweet, 2 pming it up. I'll have to make sure the one doesn't look at the wrong pm.

Well, aren't you special?

Wait, you're not.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


Krell where is my PM?

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg



Harold Krell posted:

Well, aren't you special?

Wait, you're not.

Well you're just a big meanieface.

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Alaster
Nov 18, 2006

Hanging just next to your door in the hallway is a painting of an EXQUISITE WIZARD. Your mother collects these awful things IRONICALLY.


okay ill joint his game but only ironically.

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