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Harold Krell: Sep 10, 2011; I truly believe that anyone and everyone is capable of making their dreams come true.

“Woe to the man who defies the Krell! For a man who intrinsically understates the gumption of such frivolities deserves such a demise?” --Harold Krell

Welcome to Krellfia! Krellfia is an interesting and highly-regarded game for 25 players. It is very fun and you can even play with family and friends looking over your shoulder while you post things. Isn’t that neat?

Story: The year: 6969. But millennia before that, history was forever changed when a man by the name of Harold Krell, through is massive popularity and deviant wit, was able to rise through the ranks of the government until he was elected as the 69th president of the United States of America. As president, Harold Krell instituted harsh and, by many skeptics, frivolous laws that would grossly stagnate the global economy. This ended up resulting in several world wars where a lot of people died. I mean A LOT. In order to survive this unforgiving world, the few remaining survivors had to become like the Krell, assimilating into the Krellness, and inevitably becoming one with Krell. Back to the present in 6969 (Get it?). A handful of people devout to the way of Krell live in peace in simple hovels, eating scorched dirt and soggy onions. ‘Tis a pathetic life, but a grueling life nonetheless. However, a small group of anti-Krell haters have decided to end this spectacular wonder of Krellmanship once and for all! How, do you ask? By integrating into their society and eliminating them all from the inside… one… by… one. Wow. Such a gripping narrative. Anyways, it’s up to the Krell to stop these haters once and for all! Will they be able to achieve such resilience?

Rules: Standard rules apply:

Don’t edit your posts.
No outside communication unless permitted.
Blah blah blah…
PM me if you need clarification on your role, the rules, or whatever.

Items: Yes! There are items in the game! Won’t that be fun?

Aside from that, I’d say the days will be 72 hours, nights 48 hours.

Players:
1. Hal Incandenza
2. ~~HiipFire~~ Anti-Krell-Aligned Cheryl Crow
3. JakeP
4. CapitalistPig
5. bowmore
6. GulagDolls
7. imgay
8. Ernie.
9. Ixtlilton
10. ~~chaoslord~~ Krell-Aligned Phil Akrellphia
11. Kleedrac
12. ~~EXAKT Science~~ Krell-Aligned Zarold Zell
13. Obstacle2
14. Opopanax
15. ~~fiery_valkyrie~~ Anti-Krell-Aligned Darryl Hall
16. ~~zzyzx~~ Krell-Aligned Harold Cell
17. TheRam
18. ~~Tremendous Taste~~ Krell-Aligned Haryld Hell
19. ~~QuoProQuid~~ Herald Bell
20. ~~The Science of Suck~~ Krell-Aligned Sterile Krell
21. ~~Rurea~~ Krell-Aligned Shareld-Stole
22. ~~Chic Trombone~~ Krell-Aligned Caring Crawl
23. ~~Pinterest Mom~~ Krell-Aligned Gerald Frell
24. Alasdair Crawfish
25. ~~MMM Whatchya Say~~ Krell-Aligned Oh-So-Sad Krell
26. Quidnose

Harold Krell fucked around with this message at Apr 18, 2015 around 14:26

# ? Mar 28, 2015 23:40

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# ? Mar 21, 2019 18:30

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Yes I will lead us all to Krelltory

# ? Mar 28, 2015 23:46

HiipFire: Sep 1, 2013; JENNY DEATH LIVES

= )

# ? Mar 28, 2015 23:52

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

# ? Mar 28, 2015 23:56

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

This promises to outshadow tastes massive game and will surely be the game of the millenia.

In other words, lets loving do this. Yes please.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 00:01

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Yes please

# ? Mar 29, 2015 00:17

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

me play

# ? Mar 29, 2015 00:37

imgay: May 12, 2014; dog

sign me up plz

# ? Mar 29, 2015 00:56

Ernie.: Aug 31, 2012

in!

# ? Mar 29, 2015 01:45

Ixtlilton: Mar 10, 2012; How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

I'll do it.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 02:17

chaoslord: Jan 28, 2009; Nature Abhors A Vacuum

Yes.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 05:00

Kleedrac: Jan 16, 2008; Mii, myself & I

25 players and I'm sure you'll need a day one lynch so I'm in!

# ? Mar 29, 2015 05:24

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

In as a BP Godfather to Krell's fifth child.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 05:43

Obstacle2: Dec 21, 2004; feels good man

I'm all about this.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:14

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

wow half way there! I am totally Krelled for this game its gonna be great

# ? Mar 29, 2015 09:37

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; From Montreal to Memphis
Parlez-vous francais?

This game is Krelling it, bring it on!

# ? Mar 29, 2015 16:07

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

bump

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:45

fiery_valkyrie: Mar 26, 2003; I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

In.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:27

imgay: May 12, 2014; dog

Can't wait for this to fill up

# ? Mar 31, 2015 01:13

zzyzx: Mar 2, 2004

Sure.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:30

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

wow almost ful

# ? Mar 31, 2015 22:36

Ixtlilton: Mar 10, 2012; How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

This game will be good. We will eat dirt and grass and have fun. Thank you for playing with us.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 23:33

TheRam: Jan 15, 2009; What do you mean 'no performing monkeys'?

I want

# ? Apr 1, 2015 02:44

Jonathan Fisk: Sep 6, 2010; POSTING
Champion
of
Something Awful

Sure.

# ? Apr 2, 2015 03:59

QuoProQuid: Jan 12, 2012; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

I guess I should sign up for this.

# ? Apr 2, 2015 16:32

The Science of Suck: Mar 17, 2009

I will play op

# ? Apr 2, 2015 16:41

Pussy Quipped: Jan 29, 2009

ill join this piece of poo

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:46

Chic Trombone: Jul 25, 2010

gently caress it.

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:59

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

Yo! we need like 2 more bros

# ? Apr 2, 2015 20:56

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009; In a sense, aren't all my posts worth reading?

# ? Apr 3, 2015 01:06

Ixtlilton: Mar 10, 2012; How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

I will be a second player compartmentalized in my mind so they don't know each other at all.

# ? Apr 3, 2015 01:07

Harold Krell: Sep 10, 2011; I truly believe that anyone and everyone is capable of making their dreams come true.

Wowee! We're so close to a full game!

Two spots left for lucky wonder children!

I mean... wow!

# ? Apr 3, 2015 03:07

imgay: May 12, 2014; dog

breadcrumbing Krell

# ? Apr 3, 2015 03:15

Retro Futurist: Aug 8, 2007; Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!

I'm here to be the final nail in Taste's coffin

# ? Apr 3, 2015 04:18

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

# ? Apr 3, 2015 05:22

Ixtlilton: Mar 10, 2012; How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

Sweet, 2 pming it up. I'll have to make sure the one doesn't look at the wrong pm.

# ? Apr 3, 2015 06:06

Harold Krell: Sep 10, 2011; I truly believe that anyone and everyone is capable of making their dreams come true.

Ixtlilton posted:

Sweet, 2 pming it up. I'll have to make sure the one doesn't look at the wrong pm.

Well, aren't you special?

Wait, you're not.

# ? Apr 3, 2015 06:57

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

Krell where is my PM?

# ? Apr 3, 2015 15:05

Ixtlilton: Mar 10, 2012; How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

Harold Krell posted:

Well, aren't you special?

Wait, you're not.

Well you're just a big meanieface.

# ? Apr 3, 2015 15:13

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# ? Mar 21, 2019 18:30

Alaster: Nov 18, 2006; Hanging just next to your door in the hallway is a painting of an EXQUISITE WIZARD. Your mother collects these awful things IRONICALLY.

okay ill joint his game but only ironically.

# ? Apr 3, 2015 18:05

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