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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Why don't you love me, father?




IT'S WRESTLEMANIA Y'ALL, LET'S GET HYPED!

vs

For months Bray Wyatt has been calling out the Undertaker, making a travishamockery of his powers claiming to now sit on the Throne of Darkness. He claims at Wrestlemania 30 Brock broke Taker's will when he took the streak and this year he will finish the job. Is the Undertaker truly on his last legs? Is Bray finally going to win the big one? Tune in tonight to find out!

vs

The Vigilante and The Asskicker have a lightsaber bat vs sledge duel for best nickname for a Motorhead song.

vs

AMERICA HOCK PTOOIE! vs Everyone under 10 hoping someone finally beats Rusev's rear end. Everyone over 30 wondering why Hulk Hogan and Nicholai Volkoff are having a rematch after all these years.

vs

Seth Rollins and Rany Orton try to literally murder each other in the most PG manner possible.



I'm too loving lazy to find seven separate pics for this, but the match gonna own.



Same.

vs

Watch as WWE re-enacts the ending of Bound for Glory 2012. But don't worry, it's not about justice, just us.


Also featuring a Diva's match and some kind of battle royale yak yak yak yak yak

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


I am so stoked for this WrestleMania moment

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012




Grimey Drawer

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I am so stoked for this WrestleMania moment



He can't win. He just can't. He can't do it.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I am so stoked for this WrestleMania moment



This is 95% why I'm watching this show.

THATCHER BRAINWASH
Mar 28, 2015

by Cowcaster


Valeyard posted:

He can't win. He just can't. He can't do it.

I think you'll find that he can and he will

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011


Is it too late to give the Bushwackers balcony seats and every so often let them Statlor and Waldorf the show?

Another Person
Oct 20, 2010





what time will this shitshow start in GMT?

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012


^^1am, I think? Preshow starting at 11?

I'm not feeling particularly manic about this card, but I'm gonna watch it with you all and probably get pizza and have a good time.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

Tater Love


Roman Reigns seems like a good guy who doesn't deserve 80,000 people booing him :I

cams
Mar 28, 2003



the only thing that separates this card from any given monthly ppv is the 3 50 year olds that the wwe values higher than any of their other talent

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


Valeyard posted:

He can't win. He just can't. He can't do it.

THATCHER BRAINWASH
Mar 28, 2015

by Cowcaster


zakharov posted:

Roman Reigns seems like a good guy who doesn't deserve 80,000 people booing him :I

- Roman Reigns, 2015

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008


FAILED VIKING BROS



vs

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


Atticus Finch posted:

FAILED VIKING BROS



how'd his eyes turn so blue???

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Ready to see the culmination of one of the biggest failed face pushes in WWE history

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

HUSS
HUSS
HUSS


Posted early and a bad thread title bravo

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011


StarkRavingMad posted:

Ready to see the culmination of one of the biggest failed face pushes in WWE history

Honestly, I'm trying to think of something to compare this to and I'm failing badly.

V-----The HOF was actually really fun this year. The Bushwackers loving rule

OldTennisCourt fucked around with this message at Mar 29, 2015 around 17:20

cams
Mar 28, 2003



many of you legitimately watched 4+ hours of a completely unironic wwe hall of fame ceremony

you people love poo poo

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs


I'm wready for wrestlemania

THATCHER BRAINWASH
Mar 28, 2015

by Cowcaster


cams posted:

many of you legitimately watched 4+ hours of a completely unironic wwe hall of fame ceremony

you people love poo poo

It was really good actually you must hate.......


yourself!!!

TomWaitsForNoMan
May 28, 2003

By Any Means Necessary


Another Person posted:

what time will this shitshow start in GMT?

Midnight London time, which is GMT+1 now (hope you remembered to put your clocks forward! (if you're somewhere that does that)). The pre-show starts at 10

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*


zakharov posted:

Roman Reigns seems like a good guy who doesn't deserve 80,000 people booing him :I

It'll be funny.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

HUSS
HUSS
HUSS


cams posted:

many of you legitimately watched 4+ hours of a completely unironic wwe hall of fame ceremony

you people love poo poo

Uh Hall of Fame was good and the speeches were good/interesting.

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*


cams posted:

many of you legitimately watched 4+ hours of a completely unironic wwe hall of fame ceremony

you people love poo poo

Nice one.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004



Fun Shoe

cams posted:

many of you legitimately watched 4+ hours of a completely unironic wwe hall of fame ceremony

you people love poo poo

I think you'll find that you are both wrong and bad.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012




Grimey Drawer

THATCHER BRAINWASH posted:

I think you'll find that he can and he will

No...noo..noo..



Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"




The thread title, imo, is not good

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012


DEATH OR TNA - DANIEL BRYAN CONTINUES HIS JOURNEY


Bret

Mania 10 - Won WWE Title
Mania 11 - Won undercard match
Mania 12 - Lost WWE Title
Mania 13 - Won undercard match
Mania 14 -

Benoit

Mania 20 - Won WWE Title
Mania 21 - Lost undercard ladder match
Mania 22 - Lost US Title
Mania 23 - Retained US Title
Mania 24 -

Bryan

Mania 30 - Won WWE Title
Mania 31 - Undercard ladder match
Mania 32 - ?
Mania 33 - ?
Mania 34 - ?

cams
Mar 28, 2003



Fat Lowtax posted:

The thread title, imo, is not good
perfect for this show

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012




Grimey Drawer

cams posted:

many of you legitimately watched 4+ hours of a completely unironic wwe hall of fame ceremony

you people love poo poo

A "you people" post

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup


Anyone watching this through XBox One?

It was horse poo poo yesterday trying to watch hof. Kept getting constant errors

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

Tater Love


I will be watching Mania with some wrestling noobs who will enjoy the show, and not with Angry Internet Wrestling Fans. I recommend all do the same.

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008


So, 5 of the 7 matches on the main card are one-on-one. They bumped the tag match and the battle royal to the pre-show, but they could have been a good way to break up the pace. WWE sure love singles matches.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit







College Slice

When does this start Eastern Time, or has it already started and continues throughout the rest of the month until the next PPV?

THATCHER BRAINWASH
Mar 28, 2015

by Cowcaster


Wrestlemania 31 is you people on 3/29

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012




Grimey Drawer

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Anyone watching this through XBox One?

It was horse poo poo yesterday trying to watch hof. Kept getting constant errors

I watched the HOF on Xbone last night and it was fine, other than being a few seconds behind the website stream

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004



Fun Shoe

Don't worry, isn't the Divas pissbreak a tag?

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

Tater Love


Shima Honnou posted:

When does this start Eastern Time, or has it already started and continues throughout the rest of the month until the next PPV?

Preshow at 5, PPV at 7.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Why don't you love me, father?


KungFu Grip posted:

Posted early and a bad thread title bravo

Fat Lowtax posted:

The thread title, imo, is not good

Hulkamatt/Fatherdog please change thread title to "Wrestlemania Play Button: you can, you will like it"

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit







College Slice

Liquid Communism posted:

Don't worry, isn't the Divas pissbreak a tag?

Actually the pissbreak is a ladder match between some nobodies.

zakharov posted:

Preshow at 5, PPV at 7.

Thanks friend.

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