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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002


IT'S WRESTLEMANIA Y'ALL, LET'S GET HYPED!

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For months Bray Wyatt has been calling out the Undertaker, making a travishamockery of his powers claiming to now sit on the Throne of Darkness. He claims at Wrestlemania 30 Brock broke Taker's will when he took the streak and this year he will finish the job. Is the Undertaker truly on his last legs? Is Bray finally going to win the big one? Tune in tonight to find out!

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The Vigilante and The Asskicker have a lightsaber bat vs sledge duel for best nickname for a Motorhead song.

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AMERICA HOCK PTOOIE! vs :patriot: Everyone under 10 hoping someone finally beats Rusev's rear end. Everyone over 30 wondering why Hulk Hogan and Nicholai Volkoff are having a rematch after all these years.

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Seth Rollins and Rany Orton try to literally murder each other in the most PG manner possible.



I'm too loving lazy to find seven separate pics for this, but the match gonna own.



Same.

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Watch as WWE re-enacts the ending of Bound for Glory 2012. But don't worry, it's not about justice, just us. :liara:


Also featuring a Diva's match and some kind of battle royale yak yak yak yak yak

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

KungFu Grip posted:

Posted early and a bad thread title bravo

Fat Lowtax posted:

The thread title, imo, is not good

Hulkamatt/Fatherdog please change thread title to "Wrestlemania Play Button: you can, you will like it"

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Fauxhawk Express posted:

I'm expecting some sort of big angle to end the main event that still flops because :vinceflex:

Owens powerbombs Brock so Reigns can win, Nash admits backstage Vince paid him to do it but :effort: so he offered Kevin half to do it instead.

Smartest man in the business.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Anime Curator posted:

wearing this


"That would look great with my fedora."

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I'm hype for this, it's loving Mania. Come at me, bros.

The HoF re-hyped me. I'll park the Cynical Squad car for the night and sit with you on the Positivity Patrol, Foochsy :hfive:

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Woodchip posted:

Sting keeping it real (estate).



Well he has good taste in baseball teams at least :)

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

HulkaMatt posted:

GIVE ME A BETTER THREAD TITLE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!

Sorry I didn't make a better one :(

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Also I wonder if they're gonna have to add an audible extra match since Bray/Taker's probably going to go short given one's injured and the other's 50 and the card's already lacking for such a long show.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Fiveace Attorney posted:

what if taker returns as bizkit taker

There is always more and it's sometimes Durst.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Also Rollins/Orton and the IC match.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

BAWRLIN posted:

Prediction: Brock and Roman gonna gently caress.

:nws::nws:

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Holy poo poo Natalya, that outfit :stare:

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

ch3cooh posted:

Usos definitely winning it now that they're down to one

On the flip side, WWE home town booking clause.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Hot drat, Cesaro :stare:

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
:stare:

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Show's off to a good start :)

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Retire and go commentary Show

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Do it Mizdow! Grab that brass ring!

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Wow they're redoing the Benoit spot there for a second.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Oh Vince

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

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Jun 21, 2002

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Hopefully the same thing happens to Show that happens to Cesaro when he won the Battle Royal and vanishes into complete irrelevance.

:hfive:

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
:lol: if Bryan doesn't win this the crowd turning on the show will eclipse the Rumble

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
:gonk:

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Star Dust's outfit looks like a giant bag of Strawberry Pop Rocks and I cannot unsee it.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Death count: 2

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Jun 21, 2002

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
OK that match and the tag title match alone made this worth :10bux: everything going forward is just gravy.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Dr. rear end posted:

Gotta give Seth time to recover for his cash-in

B..but the punt? :ohdear:

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Great show so far :munch:

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
This owns

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
:lol: BETTER THAN LAST YEAR!

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I don't... know what to gif anymore...

They've done it, WWE broke WrasslorMonkey...

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Luigi Thirty posted:

IT'S BEEN 20 YEARS AND STING STILL HASN'T LEARNED NOT TO ACCEPT NO DQ MATCHES

And he's fighting a guy who's friends with Flair and has Arn on his payroll. It's penultimate tempting fate.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
I hope that's not a clot or something on Hunter's leg, that looks brutal.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
:lol: All the old dudes!

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Flair, Arn, get down there and help Sting, then stab him in the back

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
YES!

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